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- Evergreen sent to Creators June 2012 3
- (Famous movie title) The real, huge tax surplus storm wave is about to capsize the Clinton, Gore, media storyline that we can't cut taxes. 1
- (I forgot what this controversy was about. Sorry. It has something to do with a weather balloon story coming from the Pentagon.) 1
- (I have forgotten what this is about. Sorry.) It obviously has something to do with George H.W. Bush dumping his friends, Big Jim Connely and Senator Howard Baker. They got 'BUSH-WHACKED. Presidential candidate Ronald Reagan wagons burn. 1
- (I think this cartoon related to story about a prankster getting shot) Toilet paper, blood and shadow of rising crime rate. Missed me. 1
- (I'm surprised this cartoon didn't get any reaction from the churches and public.) When money given for good works gets passed on to lawyers suing the Church for bad deeds done by pedophile priests it seems it would affect tithes and offerings somehow. 1
- (Originally published 1997-02) President Obama in the garb of Napoleon on a campaign for the next election looks at opinion polls rather than a map to get his troops to the destination. 1
- (Originally published 1997-04) People who work hard and have success get punished with huge taxes and bureaucracy. Liberals see successful people as whipping boys. 1
- (Oversize cartoon) Some, in the electorate, wonder why they should be interested in buying an old, conservative "model T" in 1980. They might be interested because all the new-fangled, big government models don't seem to work. 1
- (This is a part of a Wha' Happened cartoon that was sent out nationally) Workers are carrying out bodies of aids victims. One says, Let it never be said the ACLU didn't protect their civil rights. 1
- 1984 Democratic platform has a gay rights plank dropping Fritz and Tip into alligator infested water. (Note 1
- 1985 1
- 1987 kid is being dragged on stage with scary audience waiting. The old man,1986, is being carried out on stretcher saying, Good luck, kid! 1
- 1994 National polling service workers get a call from President Clinton. He wants to know how HE feels about moral absolutes. (Politicians don't have principles anymore, they have poll-tested positions.) 1
- 21st century baby has a tough job pushing all of us 20th century geezers up the hill in wheelchair. 1
- 50th anniversary of the television. 1
- 95 GOP want to give states block grants for lunch programs. What will Dems say? Media weighs in more melodramatic than Dems. Taking kids lunch money, killing children. 1
- A Father's day cartoon. Why God probably invented Dads 1
- A Priest (or pastor) is reading scripture in huge but nearly empty cathedral. He says, And they will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and did not protest cuts in food stamp services.... He must be reading from the Revised Socialist version. 1
- A Scopes II trial in Arkansas is challenging the idea that evolution theory be taught as fact in schools. A public school science teacher is trying to paper over the THEORY of evolution with fact wallpaper. It's not sticking. 1
- A Team You Can Trust for health care (Dr. Hillary, Dr. Bill, Dr. Rusty) has some people in the National Health Care Waiting Room looking a little worried as they see police perp-walking Dr. Rosty out of the operating room. 1
- A University professor with a Vote for Obama yard sign on his lawn takes his children to school. He doesn't seem to notice the loaded, heavy backpacks full of debt the president has been piling on their backs. 1
- A bad guy shoots a man. Law Enforcer, Bill Clinton, frisks the National Rifle Association. Media reporter happy to take notes (and blame the NRA for the crime). 1
- A battle of the bands. Al Gore's band including the major news networks aren't getting attention. Dan Rather wants them to play louder. Across the floor, Bush's country and western band has all kinds of folks dancing to their tune, "Character Counts". 1
- A bear tries to pass himself off as an FBI eagle. Bureau doesn't seem the same since J. Edgar died. 1
- A bunch of little people are nailing little pieces of paper to the famous Minute Man statue. He's starting to crack apart. Patriot asks them what are they doing? Lady replies they are just adding some "common sense" gun laws. Right. 1
- A burglar has a smile on his face as he hears all the additions police have to read before they make an arrest...a long list of endless guarantees of of appeals until state goes broke. Crime may not pay but it sure costs a lot of money. 1
- A campaign adviser tells George H. W. Bush his "Throw the bums out" campaign strategy might not work. (He has spent most of his life in government service (he looks a little like a bum) 1
- A customer in a restaurant asks his server why she looks so happy. She's working on labor day. Waitress responds, I used to be on welfare. 1
- A great number of cars are wrecked on the highway. Angry driver says, Sure..."don't take a small commuter airplane, they said..." (relates to a news story saying that chances of automobile traffic accidents are much higher than airplane accidents.) 1
- A guard from NORAD reports the sky might actually be falling this time when he observes parts of the Skylab satellite hitting his roof. Perhaps we should listen to Chicken Little and his friends this time. 1
- A huge tombstone commemorates 50 million unborn dead babies since Roe v. Wade passed in 1973. Boy asks, What killed all those babies, dad?" Dad answers, "Fear, pride, selfishness, greed..." 1
- A judge ruled that President Obama's Affordable Health Care program was unconstitutional. Dr. Obama is about to administer another shot of Socialism into the arm of sickly Uncle Sam. He wonders if the judge ruled on his drug program. 1
- A kinder, gentler tax bite. 1
- A large judge casts a shadow over a tiny baby in a manger, (exhibit A), to inspect the offensive evidence. It seems Christmas displays come under review every year to see if they pass the church/state test. 1
- A little boy waits outside of mom's office with gift. Secretary asks if he has an appointment. More moms are working outside the home nowadays. 1
- A many paneled cartoon to explain how responsible some gun businesses use common sense and should NOT sell guns to people they perceive to be a threat to other. A Nihilistic customer can't buy a gun. Guns don't kill people, philosophy kills people. 1
- A mellowdrama plays out. On stage, evil Gramm-Rudman-Hollings Act tells widow-woman Reagan "You MUST pay the rent." Reagan pleads, "But I can't pay the rent." Behind the curtain House and Senate drag in Tax increase, "That's your cue, buddy." 1
- A modern dad opens door to see a giant boot labeled, Federal Daycare there. He says, "Honey! the babysitter is here!" 1
- A monster peanut, $59 billion federal deficit, (It's peanuts now) has the most scary Halloween outfit. 1
- A play on the Snow White Story where the dwarfs exit a coal mine. Union Coal miners are going on strike and the government will keep them inactive with the Food Stamp Program. Hi-Ho! 1
- A politically correct Mother can't seem to feed her family because the Surgeon General has determined that eating has been determined to be hazardous to their health. A study says natural carcinogens are in ALL foods. 1
- A pregnant teenager attributes her sad plight to the lack of sex education in the public schools. It seems obvious to me the problem might be the moral decay we see in our courts, media and other government agencies. 1
- A prostitute approaches and young man in a car and asks him if he wants to have a good time....with VD, Herpes and black mail monsters await his answer outside. 1
- A psychiatrist, standing under a light post like a prostitute has a sign advertising, "Have psychiatry degree, will testify". Newspaper headline nearby says, Hinckley (who shot President Ronald Reagan) "Innocent by reason of insanity." 1
- A reminder on Memorial Day about the high cost of freedom. Many coffins are being loaded into military transport planes for delivery home from the war in Iraq. The coffins spell out the high cost of freedom. 1
- A school kid asks teacher if he can go to the bathroom. His teacher calls Mrs. Appleton to get her to call the EPA. Over-regulation enters every aspect of our lives. 1
- A sniper in Washington, D.C. has everyone spooked including TV reporters who decide to give the story 24 hour-a-day coverage. (That really helps, doesn't it?) Terrorists win again. 1
- A story in the Colorado Springs Sun about parents being sued by their children might give pause to those who discipline their children with spankings. 1
- A teen-age gang member kills a person with a stolen gun 1
- A toy maker encourages children to adopt their cabbage patch dolls (as a Christmas gift). These dolls were all the rage in 1983, and hard to get. An African starving child might disguise himself as a doll to get adopted and fed. It's worth a try. 1
- A veteran. without legs, and a hippy-type peacenik are walking to college class. Clinton-Gore voter loves the idea that they can get benefits for their national service. His service? Making posters to help save the rain forest. What did the vet do? 1
- A woman voter can see many Santa Claus types in July. Many politicians are offering tax cut packages now. Christmas comes early in election years. 1
- ABC sports anchor, Jim McKay, reports they MAY have some time to show audience some actual olympic events between the time they spend on analysis, commercials, travel pieces... 1
- ACME Manufacturing Company is handing out pink slips. Government regulation compliance division is hiring...and building. 1
- AFL-CIO leader is the grasshopper singing Reagan's Jonestown economics song. The Ant is Ford's UAW ant. I forget the names. 1
- AFT leader Al Shanker, thinks public education is going to die. Dentist Reagan just wants to pull a tooth. 1
- AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power (ACT UP) patient is stepping over a heart patient, cancer victim and endangered infant to get the attention of the doctor. The nurse is starting to understand why nobody likes him. 1
- AIDS patient gets more attention than heart disease or cancer patients. Maybe if they adopted an alternative lifestyle there would be as much interest as there is in AIDS. 1
- ATF police have a building surrounded. Reporter asks if they are after illegal firearms. The Chief replies, "Tobacco". Branch Winstonians is word play for the Branch Davidian debacle. 1
- About 30 million unborn babies in Heaven might disagree with the liberal media spin that Justice Blackmun grew in the office and was a friend of the underdog. 1
- Acceptance of slavery in the old days is just like the acceptance of Wade v. Roe today. I don't want to inflict my morality on others. Lots of church leaders were passive in the days of slavery, Nazi crimes and today on the issue of life. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi... Panel 1. ...this is political, fear-mongering speech. Panel 2. ... this is not. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy...Panel 1. It's not fair for wealthy seniors to get tax cuts...Panel 2. ...But it's OK to force young workers to buy their drugs. 1
- Acrobat analogy 1
- Activist Judges and Democrat donkey leave muddy footprints on the Constitution and accuse President George W. Bush of the same thing. The president backs amendment defining marriage. 1
- Ad character, Joe Camel, the "SMOOTH CHARACTER", is being wiped out by the Surgeon General Antonia Novello, "THE REPRESSIVE CHARACTER". Political Correctness trumps free speech here. 1
- Afghanistan president Karzai gets advice from President Barack Obama. He needs to clean up his act. He is losing his people's trust. The mob boss from Chicago might have the same problem back home. 1
- After Hurricane leveled large parts of New Orleans the politicians and President George W. Bush all favor rebuilding the city. Taxpayers wish they could build it on higher ground. 1
- After his reelection, President George W. Bush and the Republican congress has shown signs they are going to explore new territory in governance. It has the Democrats a little worried. 1
- After passing the huge, huge Obamacare bill, Congress is finally getting around to reading it. They are finding all kinds of scary stuff in it. Even the Democrats, who passed the bill, want to kill the snake called, Rule 1099". 1
- After the Challenger explosion, extra precautions were taken. Future launches will require unanimous votes. 1
- After the St. Louis debate... Panel 1. Big government crowd carries Al Gore out on the shoulders. Panel 2. The consesus-builder crowd crowd carries George Bush out on the shoulders. Panel 3. The limited-government crowd comes out sad. 1
- After the election the distorted image people pack up their mirrors and house of horrors operation to leave. They will be back in the next election. 1
- After the election 1
- After the initial hearty greeting, an uneasy silence intrudes upon the Ross Perot supporters. (Businessman, wife, environmentalist hippy, feminist peacenik and military man have little in common) 1
- Again, presidential candidate, Ronald Reagan gets hit by his own bullet in a K.K.K. remark (joke). The major media is out to get him. 1
- Agriculture Secretary Block is planning to grind up the overweight Food Stamp Program. 1
- Ahhh. the good ol' days. Panel 1. Back in the 1960s protesters would shout, NO MORE WAR!" Panel 2. Now days it's..."THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND AND WORLD BANK ARE FLAWED INSTITUTIONS!" sigh!" 1
- Air Traffic Controllers use strike gun to rob taxpayer's bank. 1
- Air traffic controllers in trouble. Federal control of the airports is sadly antiquated and under equipped to handle modern air traffic. The FAA offers backup system if air controllers can't communicate with the pilots. It's a megaphone. What? Me worry? 1
- Airline called, Civil Rights Act of '64 is obviously overloaded by protected class people. Now the gravity impaired passengers are boarding. Congress might regret adding so many groups but It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1
- Airport scene. Caption "News item 1
- Al Gore (from Tennessee, no less) doesn't seem to get the freedom thing. What do you suppose our forefathers would say if he announced HE is the controlling legal authority and ask them if they have gun licenses? 1
- Al Gore opens Justice Department door to see Supreme Court Justice Janet Reno, a lawyer and a judge hanging up a bull stockmarket getting ready to butcher. Their Microsoft anti-trust lawsuit killing might affect Al's election prospects. 1
- Al Gore picked Joe Lieberman, a relatively clean candidate, to swim in the muck Al and Bill Clinton are swimming in. Republicans don't think he will HURT the ticket...but he may get dirty. 1
- Al Gore's Good-Times economy Express bus runs into trouble as he sees how much gas will cost at the Green Please gas station....if the Kyoto treaty passes. 1
- Al Gore's National Service Dream. Hoover dreamed in the old days for a chicken in every pot. Bill Clinton dreams for a tree hugger for every tree. 1
- Alien creature with Hollywood Values camera is about to eat Dan Quayle holding traditional values sign. Bush says, You seem to have struck a nerve, Dan. (I might have sent the original to Quayle.) 1
- All three duelists, President Carter, independent candidate, John Anderson and GOP candidate, Ronald Reagan have fired their shots and are still standing. On the fence undecided voters concerned the might have to make up their own minds. The horror. 1
- America's biased newsman, Walter Cronkite, takes a few seconds at the end of his broadcast to say Reagan was inaugurated. "Also in the news...Ronal Reagan was inaugurated today as President. And that's the way it is...Tuesday, January 20. Good night." 1
- America's capacity to bring justice to terrorists. Panel 1. Military jets strike hard. Panel 2. ...to bring terrorists to justice...US courts show coach being pulled by snails. Terrorists look at free man OJ Simpson. 1
- America...Panel 1. ...LAND...(showing capitol building) Panel 2. ...OF THE...(showing the White House) Panel 3. ....COURTS...(Showing a castle where all the power resides.) Judges have been overturning a lot of democratic elections lately.) 1
- American Gothic painting updated. Nebraska elected a woman Governor. 1
- American band has made a turn down Tax Cut Drive. Band leader President Clinton and flag carrier Gephardt have turned around their march on Big government Ave. and are running to catch up with the band. 1
- American consumers are carrying a heavy load. On top of big inflation, they have to pay more taxes and cover the cost of criminal activity like check forgers and shoplifters to bring their merchandise home. I don't call this getting more for our money. 1
- American consumers are thirsting for more credit in this grim, economic climate. Banks are reluctant to loan money and inflation is eating the paychecks nowadays. 1
- American consumers continue to buy on credit even though torpedoes, dollar decline, interest rates, stock market and productivity aim to stop the ship. 1
- American patriot revolutionary spy, Nathan Hale said, "I only regret I have but one life to lose for my country." A young draft protester today regrets he has only ONE life for his country to defend. Sigh! 1
- American taxpayers are being dragged by Congress to a military helicopter. We wonder where they are taking us now. Bill Clinton is taking us to fight in Colombia for one of his platitudes he made campaigning for a drug war. 1
- American voters, in a horse-drawn wagon, ask candidates, Bush, Clinton and Perot for directions to prosperity. Bush and Clinton point in different directions. Ross Perot doesn't know but advises them not to listen to these bozos. 1
- American's favor choice on abortion. Polls also show Americans are opposed to abortion for convenience, media bias. 1
- Americans can afford to buy so much stuff from Japan because they have Union Scale wages. 1
- Americans can't decide whether to spend money in Ron's Gym or Tip's Food and Drink. President Ronald Reagan's plan is to get American in shape. House Speaker, Tip ONeill, wants to add weight to the welfare state. 1
- Americans getting ready to toast life, liberty and pursuit of... with Bork champagne. Special interest boney hand putting a Howard Baker cork back in saying, "Not yet, stupid. Don't wake the president." 1
- Amish Rehnquist is hooking up work horse labeled Interpretation up to hot rod US Constitution with activism motor, Liberal Justices Marshall, Brennan and Blackmun are looking a bit embarrassed. 1
- An American family is being loaded aboard Soviet truck while watching Super Bowl. It seems to me citizens should be more concerned about the Soviet threat than the Super Bowl. 1
- An obese Uncle Sam says, "You want ME to establish an institute on obesity? What are you, some kind of comedian, Mr. Gregory?" 1
- An obese Uncle Sam tells a thin family THEY are going to have to tighten their belts. 1
- An unusual announcement comes to the employees and customers shopping at K-Mart. The store is for sale on aisle 3. (Original give to the Winnike family) [K-Mart Corporation filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection January 22, 2002] 1
- Ancient battle field scenario. Victors look at the enemy they have killed with their arrows and wonder why they didn't have shields. Answer 1
- Anglo power stronghold castle is waring with Hispanic pride castle. Representative Philips' Official English language bill is taking a beating. 1
- Another assisted suicide in Michigan. Doctor Kevorkian is arrested for assisting Lady Justice to commit suicide. 1
- Another cartoon examining why presidential candidate Mitt Romney lost to President Obama. Romney's handlers kept him from taking the gloves off. Another example of the establishment Republicans trying to play fair to impress the liberal media. 1
- Anti-Bush people just don't get it... Panel 1. When U.S. troops help defeated Iraqi troops...that's GOOD. Panel 2. When Iraqi troops use captured U.S. troops for propaganda...that's BAD. 1
- Apple software's logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it. Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, has taken another bite out of the Apple. (I think this cartoon is related to the competitiveness of the two giant computer companies.) 1
- Arkansas farm boy Clinton goes to shed for seed supply. Passes over bucket of North American Free trade agreement Economy Grower and takes down a bottle of feel good" stuff home brew...Gov't Health care. Ahhh...here it is." 1
- Arsonists, terrorists, KKK...set fire to Forest Service watchtower. 1
- As American as apple pie. Guess what doesn't belong? Nazi Aid poison. 1
- As Boris Yeltsin smashes the Berlin wall down, America First people, Pat Buchanan, Senator Harkin and racist David Duke raise a trade wall calling for more protectionism. 1
- As President George W. Bush fills the United Airline with Taxpayer subsidized fuel so the war on terror plane can fly, he sees the United Airlines union mechanics tying a chain to the tail so the plane can't. 1
- As gays line up for the big battle in the Supreme Court they notice their good friend, Bill Clinton, is missing. He had to go to Oxford again. It has to do with his political viability. 1
- As if he didn't have enough problems after the democratic convention, President Jimmy Carter has a hungry pelican, presidential independent candidate, John Anderson, eating his fish. 1
- As people see the military jets taking off and heading toward the Middle East, there could be two things going on. The war could be heating up over there or the impeachment hearings of President Bill Clinton could be heating up in Washington. 1
- As the Democrats plan their convention platform one of their frontrunners, Senator Tsongas, says he LIKES employers...which goes against their main theme which is "Soak the Rich." 1
- As the Soviets abduct a woman in alley, they are not worried. The liberal U.S. media focus is on getting rid of Interior Secretary, James Watt. 1
- As the U.S. Unions build the trade-barrier wall higher President George H.W. Bush and his USA bull are sad because they are keeping separated from Mexico's cow, thus preventing the production of little calves. 1
- As the conflict with Iran heats up, General Alexander Haig's presidential candidacy (tank) moves to the front of the line. 1
- As the election drew closer, George noticed a certain aloofness among his constituents. Elephants don't know if he is an elephant or a donkey. 1
- As the government cracks down on second-hand smoke health issues, the smoking areas are getting further away from places of business. The Madison Avenue people were right...smokers really WILL walk a mile for a Camel (cigarette). 1
- As the government tries to control wages and prices, it is just wasting energy. When wages go up and prices go up, inflation gets further out of reach. It's like a dog chasing it's own tail. 1
- As the rest of the sheep stay in line for the establishment leaders to herd them toward Washington, D.C. on the affirmative action road, Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, a black man, steps out and heads toward freedom. 1
- As the union work horse chases the carrot called, higher wages the inflation death wagon gains more speed. You'd think the unions would catch on after awhile. The carrot they want will always be out of reach. 1
- At the gas station prices go down because of OPEC supply. Waiting around the corner state and federal government are planning to raise the price by adding taxes. 1
- At the killer conference. knives, guns, drugs, poison, matches, etc. are in the minor league compared to Booze. 1
- At the starting gate of the media horse race, only PBS is riding the taxpayer. 1
- Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker uses offensive language. Manager goes to owner, Ted Turner, to see if he needed to be corrected. Ted Turner is just as bad calling Christians "losers". 1
- Audience watching parade of patriots waving a flag and carrying muskets in reenactment of our revolutionary forefathers. Little boy wonders if the government knows about this independence day parade...and do those people have permits to carry guns? 1
- Automotive CEO, Lee Iacocca, is building a monument of himself in the image of Liberty. Not that there's anything wrong with that... it's sad to be a self-promoter but I'm not accusing him of wrongdoing. 1
- Ayatollah is drinking from the capitol dome labeled intelligence leaks. Gorby is waiting for his turn holding a cup. 1
- Back in the the old days, an investment company (E.F. Hutton) ran a popular ad saying "When E.F. Hutton speaks, people listen". This is a take-off on that ad. The opposite happens when President Obama speaks to his Treasury secretary. 1
- Back-stabbing and Infighting in the white house brings circle the Wagons call. President Ronald Reagan's staff has brought the Indians (White House critics) inside the circle of the wagon train. 1
- Baseball analogy has Judges using the Redskin chopping motion (with gavels). Democrats win the civil rights litigation game. George H. W. Bush strikes out. Lawyers 1 Business 0. 1
- Baseball analogy, Panel 1-4 Ballplayer can't hit ball. Panel 5. Uncle Sam asks what kind of game is this? Bush says, Public Education We keep throwing money at education. Strike Five. 1
- Baseball analogy. National Health Care Score board shows the winning run coming in. Freedom hitters (John Q. Public) win one to zero. The government Dinosaurs walk off field saying, "It was the Republicans' fault...It was the Lobbyists' fault...etc." 1
- Baseball analogy. Taxpayers serve as a backstop for the very hard pitches of the market collapse. Scared little batter, Fannie Mae, with Representative Barney Frank as umpire doesn't have a chance of stopping the ball. Watch out. 1
- Baseball analogy. Reagan has a huge personal popularity bat and is waiting for worried Tip O'Neil to pitch MX ball. 1
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- Baseball fans have heard a lot in the media, about hitters taking steroids to enhance their batting performance. Drug use has changed the game. Instead of umpires calling the shots, chemical lab technicians have gotten into the act as well. 1
- Basket ball analogy 1
- Basketball analogy. He fibs! He scores!" Al Gore stretches the truth which grows his nose to push off Bill Bradley (an ex-professional basketball player) " 1
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- Basketball jump start, Dukakis says "Aaack! Foul, ref! He looked at me funny!" Democrats wanting clean contest. 1
- Battle for control of National Organization for Women is won by "Patton" Eleanor Smeal. Business woman Judy Goldsmith lost. 1
- Be careful, Little Red Riding Hood...Wolves! Child is on the internet and should use caution. Hackers, Big Government (Clinton) and internet security people are out there. 1
- Bedtime with Bonzo theme. President Reagan brings tuition tax credit plan chimp to school adding to teacher headache. 1
- Biden with stolen goods, Kennedy speeches, Kinnock quotes, asking policeman frisking him to hurry 1
- Big Brother Uncle Sam is on TV telling kids the government will be bring them enlightened messages sponsored by National Endowment for the Arts. Mom rushes to turn the TV off. Your FCC knows best. Right. 1
- Big Brother sign company is painting a seven year waiting period sign on a gun shop window. He tells lady she doesn't need handgun anyway. 1
- Big Government in a BIG government SUV are filling up tank at a Tobacco money service station. They are looking at a map and planning a trip to GUN Makerville. When the reach Fatty Food Junction, they will need a bigger vehicle. 1
- Big Government snake oil salesman and highway men wait behind a rock and asks Congressman Charlie Rangel who they are targeting this time. He says, "Job creators." Another robber says, "Again?" (A stage coach is waiting to be plundered.) 1
- Big business is in the government welfare pool with little kids. Mr-Mrs. Taxpayer wants freeloaders out. Having coffee with President Bill Clinton doesn't mean they should get to sponge off others...but they do. Crony capitalism at work. 1
- Big fish swallow small fish analogy 1
- Big game hunter and Independent Council, Lawrence Walsh, bags bunny, Mr. Poindexter. Media is excited. 1
- Big game. The free market and President Obama are gambling with OUR money in taking over the auto market. If we win, everyone loses. Obama is raising the stakes $30 billion. Uncle Sam sweats, as does Ms. Liberty. 1
- Big machine [1990 budget], President Bush hands broom to Congress, Mr. Wright and Mr. Mitchell, "You want us to take care of all this? SURE! Leave us the hard part." 1
- Big regulator, Representative Charles Schumer holds box of nutty Flakes. Nuttier label points to his head. Big government; regulators represent the high cost of Flakes. 1
- Big spender Senator Cranston did multiple mailings to prove he wasn't a big spender running for president. 1
- Big spender, Senator Ted Kennedy, is feeling very generous with taxpayer money. He calls for operations all around. 1
- Big table with all our politicians, family, friends and relatives join hands and give thanks. 1
- Bill Clinton promises to take from the rich and give the middle class a tax break. Man in the middle class thinks he is going to get a tax break. Bill Clinton thinks the same man is rich. 1
- Bill Clinton suits up for his run for president. He dons his Santa suit while Democrat elves gather money from taxpayers. 1
- Bill Clinton thinks the zig-zag question asked by Brit Hume was out of line. Three Bill Clintons walk away with Judge Ginsburg, Judge Breyer and Bruce Babbit. 1
- Bill Clinton's new inductees, Gay soldiers and AIDS could affect the blood supply in military. (Original given to E.Roy Smith) 1
- Bill Clinton, EPA, Fish and Wildlife, Dept. of Interior are the hunters. Farmer, Rancher, Logger, Miner is the game. 1
- Bill Gates of Microsoft, and CEO of Visa/Mastercard and Attorney General Janet Reno are in a lineup. The American Consumer is asked if he can identify the monopolistic power that actually did him harm. Of course, it's Janet Reno. 1
- Bill and Hillary Clinton, perform a billfold removal operation for National Health care. Taxpayer's are starting to feel the pain of those who are sick. 1
- Bill and Hillary send UN builders forth to build nations. Troops think the Clintons need to pay more attention to their own house (which is about to fall down) 1
- Bird dog Reagan, the inflation fighter can't find the Budget Deficit turkey sitting on his back. Gipper needs nose examined. 1
- Birds-eye view of the health-care maze building. Consumers and providers enter and run into many rooms...insurance, litigation with sharks, government bureaucrats, new construction, etc. but cannot find each other. 1
- Bleeding heart lady can't understand why so many teens are having babies. She's leaning on a government machine which offers free money to teens who get pregnant, and subsidizes businesses who hire them. 1
- Blindfolded elephant and donkey are each trying to pin the S & L blame (tail) on the donkey (or elephant). 1
- Blue print of HUD project shows above-ground building. Below-ground is a toilet. 1
- Booze [the bartender] asks his customers "I don't know why they keep declaring war on us." Customers include cigarettes, drugs, pornography, fatty foods, campaign donations, guns. 1
- Bosnia and Vietnam look alike. President Clinton is shaving and thinking he can commit troops to a bloody civil war without Congress getting involved. In the mirror Lyndon B. Johnson is reflected back. 1
- Boston Red Sox lost world series. Sad Dukakis shows up with 2nd Debate loss in his hand. "You too, huh?" 1
- Both Bill and Hillary Clinton are experts at changing their appearances to the public. Hillary's outfits in the closet are Eleanor Roosevelt, Naive outsider, Feminist, Cookie baker... 1
- Both parties prepare for election....Democrats put face saving cream on Mondale, Elephant sews longer congressional race coattails on Reagan. 1
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- Boxing analogy. In the Democrat primary, Hillary has an distinct advantage if Barack Obama can't hit her below the belt. The I am a woman shorts cover her whole body. Republican challengers see a problem with that also. 1
- Boxing analogy. In the Democratic primary, Bill and Hillary Clinton, despite their many flaws, have sleaze-resistant coveralls to prepare for their fight with Governor Moonbeam Brown (who dated Linda Ronstadt). 1
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- Boy in baseball outfit asks dad what they are going to do for Labor Day. Father responds he is going to keep looking for a job. More layoffs headline. 1
- Boy scout is giving a politically correct oath. He includes awareness of the biosphere, the importance of sensitivity and physically abled, mentally challenged and politically correct. 1
- Breakfast with 9/11 Commission Chairman Tom Kean. Panel 1-4. (based on a William Safire column showing the commission report was not a non-partisan query) Tom Kean, eating breakfast has egg on his face. 1
- Brinks trucks deliver taxpayer dollars to Atheist education, Agnostic education, Humanist education but are fenced off from delivering money to "Religious" education school. 1
- British singer/song writer, John Lennon is shot near his home in New York. Look at all the lonely people" is one of his songs." 1
- Budding editorial cartoonist pokes fun at the Consumer Product Safety Commission. I drew chicken little and colored it with an asbestos-laden crayon. (government overreach) 1
- Budget Talks. Panel 1. The Republicans are targeting big government spending. They want to save the children. Panel 2. The Democrats are targeting the Republicans. They tell people they want to save social security. 1
- Budget busting spending bill turkey with veto around neck, returns to roost on Capitol dome. 1
- Budget director Stockman finds the Budget Deficit guy is tougher than National Defense. 1
- Bull fight analogy. Bullfighter says he's ready to fight bull in mutual reduction of arms arena. Giant bull is labeled, verification. It's easy to sign treaties. Verification of actual reduction of arms is huge. 1
- Bull fight analogy. Reagan wants the taxpayer to fight the bull rather than investors. Risky business. 1
- Bummer... you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart... and you still get stuck in John Kerry's big mouth! 1
- Bungee jumping, President Bill Clinton, leaps from a hot air balloon labeled, "Government Central Planning Economic Policy". He looks worried at seeing the central planning bungee cord Japan is bouncing back empty. Kinda risky trade plan...what? 1
- Bush and Gore moving vans are unloading furniture into the White House. What should we do with such a divided nation, call attorneys or build another White House? 1
- Bush boards jet, Congress crew loads taxpayer bombs, going after domestic issues, a war they can get into. 1
- Business man with all kinds of Federal helpers in his office sees another court justice coming in with an expanded equal pay ruling. 1
- Business opens door to Government Family Leave Inspectors. Boss wishes his representative would work on Government Leave legislation. Business is filled with Payroll inspectors, safety inspectors, hiring inspectors, etc. 1
- Business people find REAL affirmative action...destroy overbearing government regulations. Now they can afford to HIRE someone. 1
- CBS aired a horrifying docudrama called, The Atlanta Child Murders. Some scenes may be disturbing to CBS stockholders, we hope. 1
- CBS is in Goodyear blimp covering the game at the Rose Bowl. A cloud of witnesses along with Christ is returning to earth. CBS, with cameras focused on game, tells Hm he needs to wait His turn. Media priorities might be wrong here. 1
- CBS ran another hit piece on President Ronald Reagan. He has Alzheimer's disease but they hit him anyway. CBS has no shame. 1
- CIA Director Casey returns to report to Reagan. He looks like Peter Seller's Inspector Clouseau. 1
- CIA director, Casey, is a plumber unable to stop the leaks at White House pipes by manipulating media pan catching the water. 1
- California vehicle with Save-the-earth bumper stickers is stuck in the wilderness. Donkey wants people to blame Bush and Cheney for troubles. 1
- California's Governor Wilson and President Bill Clinton are firemen on ladders waiting to rescue women trapped in burning buildings. They are waiting for camera crews to document their heroic actions. Affirmative Action in action. 1
- Calvary man Senator Armstrong rides with Democrat indians in attacking Reagan's fort budget committee. Maybe they should review the budget. 1
- Capitol Hill investigators ignore obvious bodies and crime information as they look into Neil Bush's so-called involvement in the S & L crimes and prepare to look into John Sununus' travel expenses. 1
- Capitol building is surrounded by sacred cows. One bull labeled "obsolete military bases" is being loaded into federal deficit slaughterhouse truck. One cow is worried about the precedent it sets. 1
- Capitol hill disposal truck, trash cans filled with SDI material, Aspin can't understand why soviets not worried about star wars. 1
- Captain Reagan is telling sailor, Jim Wright, Let's get to work. Reagan is thinking Hoist sail while Wright is thinking, Drop Anchor . State of the Union boat. 1
- Caption "Why a lot of Congressmen are choosing NOT to run for office 1
- Caption " In hindsight, which Dan Quayle sound bite do you wish the media had paid a little more attention to?" Panel 1. The potato spelling mistake? Panel 2. The truth about Clinton's tax hike affecting people making Panel $36,000 a year. 1
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- Caption "A defense second to Nunn." Senator Nunn as SDI launch pad, arm holding down rocket. 1
- Caption "And just at the time when young Bill figured out which gal to cut loose, the issue became moot." Both liberal and moderate Democratic women decked Slick Willy. (Original given away to Jeff Baldwin at Summit) 1
- Caption "Another difference between the Soviet Union and the United States." Panel 1. When soviet leader gets sick... Panel 2. It's a big secret. Panel 3. When US leader needs medical attention... Panel 4. It's a big prayer request. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the USA and the Soviet Union". Panel 1. We hear classical music and know it's beautiful. Panel 2. Soviet People hear classical music and wonder who died. 1
- Caption "Another reason why it's great to be an American." Panel 1. George Bush and Bill Clinton shake hands and leave in peace. Panel 2. In Iraq, the only way their leaders leave is...in pieces. 1
- Caption "Budget Talks". Worried donkey and elephant are getting ready to slaughter huge bull, "Social Security cost of living increase". Each saying "You do it. 1
- Caption "Can you spot the liberal?" Teacher holds checkbook, some students see a checkbook, a book of checks, your checkbook...liberals see it as a natural resource. [per Mr. Asay, this is when he started with Creators Syndicate, Inc.] 1
- Caption "Civics 101 - How things get done in Washington, D.C." Panel 1. White house points to apple labeled public education. Panel 2. President proposes...another apple labeled Choice. Panel 3. Congress... Panel 4. ...Disposes, eats choice apple. 1
- Caption "Coming soon to your neighborhood" Panel 1. Vets fix dogs, Panel 2. mechanics fix cars, Panel 3. accountants fix business. Panel 4. but if YOU get sick, you may have to go see your Congressman. 1
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- Caption "Even in tragedy, some good comes." Panel 1. Before 9/11 Congress exits divided. Panel 2. Congress after 9/11 exit unified. (How long did that last?) 1
- Caption "FREEDOM...Where everyone can have their own parade." Panel 1. If Mayor Rudy of N.Y. and Hillary Clinton can march with gay pride marchers in the St. Patrick's day parade. Panel 2...The High Court can allow Boy Scouts to march in parades also. 1
- Caption "Famous Patriotic Sayings 1
- Caption "For academic achievement... which one is more important?" Panel 1. "Teacher-student ratio?" Panel 2. Parents gone leaving kids coming home a note about TV dinners. "Parent to child ratio?" 1
- Caption "Foreign aid for the AIDS crisis." Panel 1. What we're sending...condoms, drugs, doctors... Panel 2. What God sent 1
- Caption "Fuel problems?" Panel 1. In most cases, if a school bus runs out of gas, the driver would call for help. Panel 2. With House Speaker Nancy Pelosi driving, she just walks home (leaving the rest of the nation stranded) 1
- Caption "Guess which assault weapon has killed more people in the U.S.A.? Panel 1. [a cigarette] "The one we subsidize?" Panel 2. [a hypodermic needle] "The one we give out free to drug addicts?" Panel 3. [a rifle] "The one we're trying to ban?" 1
- Caption "Guess which candidate's sound bite will make the evening news 1
- Caption "Guess which leader the West is punishing with sanctions?" Panel 1. USSR leader Gorbachev is putting on a Groucho Marx disguise on communist Dracula. Panel 2. South African leader DeKlerk is driving a stake in the heart of Apartheid Dracula. 1
- Caption "Guess which service the Clintons want to reform?" Panel 1. Best health care in world? Panel 2. Public education? sex ed news, condoms, bullies, The teacher's union doesn't not want reform. 1
- Caption "Helping the Poor." Panel 1. The government plan is to lower welfare food to people trapped in a pit. Panel 2. The free market answer is to lower a rope ladder where people can climb freedom rungs out of the pit. 1
- Caption "House Democrats prepare for the inauguration of the Clinton presidency." Huge Democrat steam roller crushes buildings while construction of more government programs continues in Washington, DC. 1
- Caption "How government can help parents raise children" Panel 1. Right...give parents a tax break so they can love them better. Panel 2. Wrong...Give parents money. More children...more money. 1
- Caption "How to Neutralize Vampires". Panel 1. The Conservative approach 1
- Caption "How to tell if a President is traveling on "Official business" or "campaigning"." Panel 1. Official business...he travels in Air Force One. Panel 2. Campaigning...He travels in Santa's sled passing out pork, subsidies and Government aid. 1
- Caption "Ideal Community Standards, as seen by..." Panel 1. Citizen's Project wants to ban "Hate" Panel 2. Colorado for Family Values wants to stop "special rights" for gays. Panel 3. Some of the rest of us would like to see "Big Brother" stopped. 1
- Caption "Jesse Jackson's 5-year Budget Plan". Begging man with cup, "Invest in Handouts". He is also wearing a tax power gun. 1
- Caption "Justice Thurgood Marshall cleans out his desk." Panel 1. Throws out social engineering plans, quota tables... Panel 2. ...abortion rights, videos... Panel 3. Aid asks if he's planning to take his law books. Panel 4. Law books?" says Marshal. 1
- Caption "New taxes for deficit reduction..." Panel 1. "... as seen by taxpayers." Mob robbing small man. "Maybe you don't understand, sucker! Uncle wants his money now." Panel 2. "... As seen by Congress." Santa bringing new taxes, Christmas. 1
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- Caption "Newxt year... in the huddle of the Detroit Lyings..." "Coach Rogers said we're going to punt." "Didn't he say that in Michigan and Arizona?" 1
- Caption "One promise they always keep." Panel 1. "Fellow Americans. As an elected representative, you may rest assured I will tackle the important issues with RESOLUTION..." Panel 2. a continuing resolution. 1
- Caption "Out with the old...in with the new!" Old man 1986 Tip O'Neill is exiting stage left saying Raise... Incoming baby Wright, saying ...Taxes. 1
- Caption "Rise and fall of the great American experiment." Panel 1. Patrick Henry says, "Give me liberty or give me death". Panel 2. Modern lawyer says, "Give me money or I'll sue." 1
- Caption "Smokers" Panel 1. First, in high school smokers are cool. Panel 2. Next you became addicted. Panel 3. Then you're doomed. Panel 4. Finally, money-grubbing lawyers think you are cool again. 1
- Caption "Sometime, perhaps, in the not too distant future..." President Al Gore will give us national health care and give us protection from those price gouging drug companies...the government will be gouging our paychecks. 1
- Caption "Sometime, perhaps, in the not-too-distant future..." a family will fly over and catastrophic split in the earth over Washington, D.C. and wonder what caused it. It was apparently a dimpled ballot. 1
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- Caption "The American people getting back some of their..." Panel 1. Bill and Hillary grumpily carry in a sofa. Panel 2. Bill and Hillary grumpily carry in a rolled rug. Panel 3. Bill sadly returns the National Forest Road Ban. 1
- Caption "The Defense Budget." Panel 1. President Reagan takes SDI plan to Congress. Panel 2. Congress sends it back in the form of paper airplanes. 1
- Caption "The Education Bill." Panel 1. The Bush plan gives a tax increase and load horse with choice soldiers. Panel 2. Democratic response. Take in tax horse and arrest the soldiers. 1
- Caption "The Liberals' idea of leveling the playing field in the marketplace." Huge Uncle Sam lifts a football field to help the "little guy" The successful football team has to run uphill. 1
- Caption "The Smoking Ordinance" Panel 1. In the old days, if you didn't want to smell cigarette smoke, you needed a helmet. Panel 2. Now the smoking ordinance protects non-smokers and controls smokers. 1
- Caption "The U.S.-Russian Space Station..." Panel 1. ...built by private entrepreneurs. Welcome space traveler filling station. Panel 2. ...built by government bureaucrats. Hammer (Capitol building) and sicycle. 1
- Caption "The Way the ACLU folks think the 2nd Amendment Came About" They thought our forefathers thought only government institutions (militia, National Guard, etc.) could carry guns. Right. 1
- Caption "The budget-cutting competition." (rodeo analogy) Panel 1-4. Elephant cowboy separating a pig from the herd. House cowboy very successful. Panel 5-6. Now...Senate cowboy mounts horse...backwards. 1
- Caption "The media elite covering the earth summit" Panel 1. The media perceive themselves as telling people the king (Bush) has no clothes. Panel 2. Others perceive the media as the little boy who cries wolf. 1
- Caption "True pro-lifers try to stop the killing..." Panel 1. ...THIS way (Through ballot box, logic, prayer, medical facts, art, theology, debate, etc.) Panel 2. ...NOT like this... a bullet box and an abortion doctor target. 1
- Caption "Under the President's Welfare Reform..." Panel 1. Sends working mother to sleep in job training program. Panel 2. Mom who stays home with children is not working. Father is not around. 1
- Caption "When the preserving-the-Alaskan-wildlife-refuge rhetoric will wear a little thin." Family his burning furniture in fireplace. 1
- Caption "Which National ID card would YOU prefer?" Panel 1. Long, detailed card saying if we don't carry this card, we'll give you a tattoo. Panel 2. Man show simple American card. 1
- Caption "Which constitutionally protected expression would taxpayers help pay for?" Panel 1. KKK cross burning Panel 2. Nazi salutes Panel 3. The cross of Christ in a jar of urine supported by the National Endowment for the Arts. 1
- Caption "Which employer do you think is better able to teach your teen-ager how "TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN"?" Panel 1. A. The boss of burgers? Panel 2. B. The wonk of Washington? (Clinton's Summer Youth Employment program.) 1
- Caption "Which interconnected vital resource is expendable?" 1. The earth 2. Wetlands 3. A frog 4. Dragonfly 5. The amoeba 6. The economy. 1
- Caption "Which programming do you think the liberals would find best for your children?" Panel 1. Bugs Bunny entertainment. Panel 2. Sesame Street's education. Panel 3. Captain Planet's indoctrination on environment. Mom! 1
- Caption "Which thought is more frightening?..." Panel 1. The ineptness in the intelligence community. (tossing top secret papers in the trash) Panel 2. ...or more oversight from the congressional community? (Keystone cops) 1
- Caption "While people are distracted by the Gulf war..." the Baltic states are kidnapped by the USSR, China dissidents are in trouble with China and President George H. W. Bush and Congress are sneaking past record Government spending. 1
- Caption "Why TV advertiser boycotts work." Shows clown who has thrown trash on angry viewers telling them who brought this garbage to them. 1
- Caption "Why it's a great time in America for lawyers." Panel 1. Shows convention for Freedom lovers not well attended. Panel 2. Convention of Victims of America is filled to overflow. 1
- Caption "Why some women prefer Dukakis" Panel 1-3 Mr. Bush kisses a baby and says "See you at the polls." Panel 4-6 Mr. Dukakis kisses a baby takes care of him in taxpayer day-care center. "See you at 5 1
- Caption "You know government is part of the problem when..." Panel 1. Social Services lady asks a single, high-school dropout why she wants to have another baby. Panel 2. Teen answers, "I could use the income." 1
- Caption "Incredibly gifted actors in the art of scaring people" Panel 1. Lon Chaney Panel 2. Vincent Price Panel 3. Carol Browner, EPA, holds sign about secondhand smoke, earth warming, owls, etc. 1
- Cars are passing by abandoned home and church and heading for new construction of government buildings. Where are we going? 1
- Cartoon depicts lots of cars traveling on the highway. One car is obviously a polluter. Question 1
- Cartoon drawn in Johnny Hart's BC style. Fat Broad (The Fed) carries big club (Interest rates) has beaten inflation snake to a pulp. 1
- Cartoon rejected because it is anti-gay. Gay men in hospital bed together see aids testing program as discrimination. Nurse thinks it is caused by their lack of discrimination. 1
- Cartoon shows B52s landing. Strategic Air Command (SAC) is folding it's wings. Uncle Sam says, "It's hard to imagine how much that program has cost us over the years." Military man says, "Imagine how much it SAVED us." 1
- Casper Weinberger sees no fat in military budget. A huge pile of worthless paper is behind him. Treasury printing paper spreads out. 1
- Castle Knights prepare for battle. Presidential candidate, physically fit, Ronald Reagan is riding on an elephant. President Jimmy Carter with a huge, overweight, record belly is lifted on to worried donkey. 1
- Catholic Bishops make a disarmament statement. It's fine with them if women and children are kidnapped. Cross holds military response in check. [See Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph article "Bishops err on nuclear view" dated November 22, 1982, page D3] 1
- Caution 1
- Celebrating the 4th of July. Panel 1. Display the flag and thank our forefathers. Panel 2. Put up a sign that says your property is protected by the Second Amendment and thank our current, conservative Supreme Court members. 1
- Change of command at Health and Human Services. Patricia R. Harris (1924-1985) pulls down her abortion flag while Richard S. Schweiker (1926-2015) raises pro-life flag. 1
- Charles Darwin's survival chart of the march of evolution from pond scum to the human being needs to be updated. It looks like the strongest species on the planet is the big government tax man. Property owners may disappear. 1
- Check out stand is changing with security cameras, dogs, police. etc. because of poisoned items purchased in stores. [May reference the Chicago Tylenol murders.] 1
- Chef Bush is in the kitchen with many pots going on stove...education, economy, judicial appointments, health care, war, security, etc. Elephant asks what's in the freezer. Donkey says, Global Warming treaty. 1
- Chemist shares Olympic torch with athlete. Performance enhancing drugs are quite a problem in sports competition. 1
- Chicken Little (scared scientist) is wrecking research in Space Defense, environment science and IUD research. Scientist is wondering if we can make a constitutional provision for separation of science and politics. 1
- Chicken as security man [Reagan], trying to hold off the Bear market. 1
- Chief Justice Rehnquist hands Bush a hornet's nest (US Presidency) and says, "Congratulations." Angry trial lawyers, Unions, Hollywood and media wait in background. 1
- Chief Reagan is proud of his first feather in his anti-terrorist headdress. 1
- Child is being feed from a bottle shaped like the capitol dome. Hands that feed the baby look evil. It seems the government wants to feed us from cradle to grave. 1
- Child reports bullying on playground. Teacher says he can't do anything, state hasn't passed a bullying law yet. We have a hate-crime law but it doesn't cover age, sexual orientation or disability. 1
- Children are sitting in a broken-down school bus with missing tires labeled, Television and broken families, a broken drive shaft, labeled Academic standards. Educators can always find a small part in the engine that's broken. It's called Lack of Money. 1
- Children at play scaring birds, boo! 1
- Children see trash and floozy prostitution lady flying with magic wand. She must be trash fairy. 1
- Chinese visitors to America see writing on bathroom stalls as little walls for wall posters. 1
- Christian TV evangelists, Jim, Tammy Fay Bakker and Minister Oral Roberts are collecting the blood of Christ and selling it in the marketplace. It seems to me, Christ's suffering and pain reveals a very different Gospel than the one they are hawking. 1
- Christmas has become so divisive that Santa will require police protection. Mother with children waiting in line observes, "The age of innocence doesn't last as long as it used to." 1
- Chrysler CEO Iacocca is white knight battling the red ink dragon. It has another head called "Inflation". 1
- Chrysler UAW worker about to hit himself on the head with big vote hammer. 1
- Church leaders quote Romans 13 about submitting to government but break law sneaking in illegals in sanctuary movement. 1
- Church sanctuary movement stops the law from reaching illegals and left wing political activists. 1
- Circular vacuum work project. Deficit clean up leaves dust for the jobs bill to clean up which leaves dust for... House speaker Tip O'Neill tells President Ronald Reagan, the beauty about the program is that Politicians are the ones who REALLY clean up. 1
- Circus getting ready for volunteer candidates to enter 1982 election. Behind the scenes they also are entering a torture chamber. 1
- Citizens are begging a bureaucrat to think of the children, not to toss people out in the cold, not having a heart...while other Congressmen are wondering if the bureaucrat is a welfare reformer. Actually he is the base closure commissioner. 1
- Citizens are happy to see the Republican and Democrat Congress finally tear down the Social Security earning penalty wall. They finally discovered the depression is over. Duh. 1
- Citizens are seeing a pretty scary group of trick or treaters wanting candy from their house....George Soros, media types, Acorn voter fraud, Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, Rezko, NARAL, Congress, etc. 1
- Citizens find themselves tied to tax cut polls while Clinton, Foley and Mitchell run away from deficit reduction plan. Giant gorilla labeled "deficit" approaches. This is what "putting people first" means. " 1
- Citizens hold Health Security card and ask Clinton how we are going to pay for this government-run health care program. Bill Clinton holds up a smoking Medicare/medicaid card saying we can start with the $236 billion in waste we can glean from this card. 1
- City mouse (Europe) sees no problem dodging Soviet aggression cat. Country mouse (USA) is worried. 1
- Civil rights life raft have Race, Religion and Creed aboard. Gays climb aboard saying, Hold it!" Coming soon...Smokers, Addict KKK, Hells angels, etc. " 1
- Civil rights restoration act written on giant bulldog. Personnel manager to secretary "Doris, do you rememberthat 58-year-old east-Albanian transvestite with aids that we turned down for a job here yesterday?" "He's back!" 1
- Classroom stands around statue of Lady Justice (Swift and Sure) who is a very old lady sitting in a wheelchair. Teacher says, "You should have seen her in her prime." Justice is neither swift or certain in today's America. 1
- Cleaning crew work on senate floor. Asks what they are fighting about now. Answer 1
- Clinton runs toward United Nations symbol with growth chemicals while Senator Helms, head of senate foreign relations committee runs toward plant with clippers. 1
- Clinton's cabinet appointees on jumping donkeys are looking at a dangerous obstacle course set up by the Republicans. They wonder who designed the course. Democrats did. (what goes around comes around) 1
- Close up of starving African Child. In his eyes there is a reflection of an overfed American child looking guilty. 1
- Clothing store employees watch a man wearing no pants (Congress) walk out of the room wearing a lampshade and has bucket stuck on his foot. He's there to help them run their business. 1
- Coach Bush, asks Treasury Secretary Brady, what to tackle first. Huge football feet with S&L Bailout on socks. 1
- Coach is looking at his basketball team and telling an SDI military man that his players all want to shoot and score points but nobody wants to play defense. SDI commanders says, That sounds a lot like congress. 1
- Coast Guard sees Cuban boat people escaping from what many consider to be a socialist utopia. Captain says, we are witnessing the last gasp (of Communism). "At least until the Clinton Administration props up Aristide in Haiti." says fellow sailor. 1
- Collective bargaining sounds nice but when public employees organized they can strike whip to motivate the taxpayer slaves to row faster. 1
- Colorado Representative Pat Schroeder leads goose-stepping day-care police to grandma's and grandpa's house to see if their day-care operation measures up to federal standards. 1
- Colorado Senator Bill Armstrong has replaced a pie graph with an arm and leg chart showing lean in President Jimmy Carter's budget. 1
- Colorado Senator, Tim Wirth and Democratic congress are stoning President Ronald Reagan's EPA department with money. Taxpayers are not surprised to see that happen. Take THAT, big bureaucracy! 1
- Colorado governor Dick Lamm and the U.S. Border Patrol are interested in buying the Great Wall of China. Immigration problems are needing to be solved in the United States. The China trade relations folks might be interested. 1
- Colorado roping team heading out to Washington to rope giant government regulation steer. Watt, Gorsuch, and Buford look a bit spooked. 1
- Columbus-like Neo Liberal Senator Gary Hart believes he has discovered a new land with his redistribution ideas. He's landed in the Republican times beach and is claiming the land of capitalism as his own. Actually, he is a redistribution kind of fellow. 1
- Coming soon...Hearse pulling through gate of publicly-owned cemetery. Mourners see "No praying" sign. 1
- Common Cause, a left-wing special interest group, would like to see radical campaign reform laws enforced. Here they are laying mines in a track field. Some wonder why so few people want to run for office anymore. 1
- Comparison of well-known American structures. Statue of Liberty is 305 feet high. Washington Monument, Empire State building, Sears Tower are all small in comparison to frivolous court litigation stacks of paper coming from our courts. 1
- Computer people, Western Union people, Overnight Delivery service people, Fax Service people, E-mail people and UPS [United Parcel Service] people are all dancing in the street. They are celebrating a Postal rate hike announcement. 1
- Congress (Tip O'Neil) is attaching a $10.2 billion superfund cleanup cart to an already burdened Uncle Sam who is rolling a giant Federal Deficit rock up a hill. 1
- Congress and State Department are rolling out the red carpet (stars and stripes) for Gorby to address the Congress. Goby is getting blood on the flag. 1
- Congress creates Frankentsein monster (Current Soc. Security program) and strives to protect him from Reagan. 1
- Congress delivered on funding for President Ronald Reagan's MX missile program. As the president enters the poker game with the Soviet communists, his hand will be greatly strengthened with the MX bargaining chip arrival. 1
- Congress gets OK from court to launch a Special Prosecutor against President Reagan. 1
- Congress gets tough on crime. They pass the Brady Bill. A five day waiting period locks up minute-man protecters while thugs run free. 1
- Congress is filling up his huge pork transportation rig from lady's car at the filling station. 1
- Congress is gathered at a huge capitol building to vote on raising the debt ceiling again. It looks dangerous. 1
- Congress is going to vote on a bill which would limit America to fight one war at a time. If the U.S. had a law like that back in WWII, lady liberty's freedom torch would be gone. Instead she would be giving a Heil Hitler salute. 1
- Congress is on the roof of the capitol building trying to escape the rising water of the Red Ink River. They are preparing to vote to rescue folks stranded on the Mississippi. (Original sent to Boston Comic News) 1
- Congress is planning to bury Reagan's budget plan. Cut away shows the price of oil will greatly affect the economy when she blows. Maybe it's too early to bury the budget. 1
- Congress is pushing grandma into the storefront called Catastrophic Illness Care. On the other side is the Catastrophic National Debt Care cliff. 1
- Congress is taking a messed up body of an HMO that has parts of body, patient's rights and cost control feet sewn on as arms before the court. Congress was hoping THEY could figure it out. 1
- Congress issues war on poverty gun. Cartoon bubble "Ready... Aim..." Gun is pointing toward entry level jobs kid. Signs on box of guns "Govt. issue War on Poverty Weapons" and "The minimum wage $5.05". 1
- Congress keeps chipping away on Freedom's eagle 2nd amendment leg. As they work to narrow gun rights on the 2nd amendment it's also affecting the 1st amendment leg. The whole thing could fall down. 1
- Congress looks to find favor with large special interest groups...except family exemptions. (kids are of little value) 1
- Congress member is carried into a business place by government slaves to see if the business is complying with labor, health and civil rights laws. Employee is reading a newspaper headline saying, "Congress exempt from own laws". 1
- Congress people (all dressed like crooks) can't believe SOME uniformed people SCOFF at the president's proposal to let us operate a deficit-reduction TRUST fund. 1
- Congress reaches into the pocket of taxpayer eating at restaurant. AARP wants to buy Congressman's lunch. Lobbyist buying favors with our money. 1
- Congress worries about little bird deficit. Republicans and President George W. Bush want a gerbil tax cut, but neither party sees the huge $2.23 Trillion spending gorilla sitting in the corner of room. 1
- Congress would prefer to dance with their pork projects than the attractive term limit and line-item-veto wallflowers. 1
- Congress' car is stuck on the tracks. Some in Congress have the Congressional hood open working to start the engine while the voter reform train is coming. Hurry. 1
- Congress' soak the rich capital gains tax is sinking business. Poor people are getting soaked. 1
- Congress, likes the concept, likes the plan, likes the plane, doesn't like the bill. 1
- Congress, playing for the Salvation Army, might have gone off the wagon on deficit juice. conversion might not be genuine. 1
- Congress, pretending to be doctors trying to save a spending cut bill, is rushing to operating room. They are sneaking in a congressional pay raise hidding in the cart. 1
- Congressman Aspin explains, "We, in Congress, prefer the expensive land-based missile system over the cheaper MS plan recommended by the Pentagon, Mr. President." President Bush cowering "OK, then let's do both." 1
- Congressman is being carried down the steps of the Capitol by a number of women slaves. He wants his constituents to know he's going to work on a bill to stiffen penalties on businesses which practice sexual harassment. 1
- Congressmen are making a big deal about locking a door to the capitol building so big corporations won't be able to bring in their soft money to influence our government. What the media is not noticing is that congress is opening a bigger entrance door. 1
- Congressmen are tearing apart the US Government car, obviously making a mess of it, Wright tells electorate to pay more attention to the driver, the presidency...where the media are. 1
- Congressmen coming down from the steps of the Capitol see a taxpayer being swallowed whole by a huge entitlement program snake. They'd like to help him but it's an election year. 1
- Congressmen sailors board the National Checkbook ocean liner. They and captain Tom Foley think its none of our business to notice they can't even sail their own personal checkbook rowboat. 1
- Congressmen think they need to get more tax breaks for their hard work. Focus is on limo parking lot. 1
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