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- (Drawing of actual sculpture in prison yard). Clyde and Marty Hogtrod are still serving time for robbery. The guy who did the sculpture, at taxpayer expense, is still on the loose.. 1
- 1985 1
- 1987 kid is being dragged on stage with scary audience waiting. The old man,1986, is being carried out on stretcher saying, Good luck, kid! 1
- A Marxist pirate ship has taken over El Salvadorian ship. World opinion asks, Have you tried a negotiated settlement. It might be a little late for that. 1
- A Priest (or pastor) is reading scripture in huge but nearly empty cathedral. He says, And they will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and did not protest cuts in food stamp services.... He must be reading from the Revised Socialist version. 1
- A UCCS professor is fishing in a bucket labeled '83 Colorado building fund. People laugh but one sees professor has a nibble. The state legislature just might come up with some money. 1
- A big rock head of Noriega is resting on the leg of Uncle Sam. US rescue team, Congress and Media are trying to dislodge big rock head of Edwin Meese nearby. 1
- A group called Save Our Springs are trying to recall city councilman, Dave Sarton, from office. They are paranoid about growth in Colorado Springs. They think Sarton, the mail man, is the Growth monster. 1
- A kinder, gentler tax bite. 1
- A large judge casts a shadow over a tiny baby in a manger, (exhibit A), to inspect the offensive evidence. It seems Christmas displays come under review every year to see if they pass the church/state test. 1
- A little boy waits outside of mom's office with gift. Secretary asks if he has an appointment. More moms are working outside the home nowadays. 1
- A small Frontier airplane is about to get swallowed up by airline competition. Pilot announces nothing can go wrong...go wrong. 1
- A toy maker encourages children to adopt their cabbage patch dolls (as a Christmas gift). These dolls were all the rage in 1983, and hard to get. An African starving child might disguise himself as a doll to get adopted and fed. It's worth a try. 1
- ABC sports anchor, Jim McKay, reports they MAY have some time to show audience some actual olympic events between the time they spend on analysis, commercials, travel pieces... 1
- After his reelection, President George W. Bush and the Republican congress has shown signs they are going to explore new territory in governance. It has the Democrats a little worried. 1
- After the Challenger explosion, extra precautions were taken. Future launches will require unanimous votes. 1
- After the election 1
- After trying to cover up the explosion at Chernobyl,Soviet president, Mikhail Gorbachev, blames the western media for revealing the truth.. 1
- Against the advice of his supporters on the new right, President Ronald Reagan decided back a move by the IMF to open up a lot of silver (money) to communist China. The Lone Ranger rides again without his trusted friend, Tonto. How sad. 1
- Al-Jazeera reporters are shocked "that a U.S. Marine may have shot an unarmed man..." yet seem to be OK with atrocities committed by Jihadists. 1
- All non-aligned nations look alike. They all seem to look, a lot, like Lenin. 1
- All terrorists look the same. Uncle Sam looks at Syrian, African, Libyan, Irish Republican Army Terrorist mug shots. 1
- American Gothic painting updated. Nebraska elected a woman Governor. 1
- American eagle stopped Libyan rat. Peacenic dove is sad for the rat. Eagle asks if it would make a difference to point out the poor fellow was armed. 1
- American's favor choice on abortion. Polls also show Americans are opposed to abortion for convenience, media bias. 1
- Americans can't decide whether to spend money in Ron's Gym or Tip's Food and Drink. President Ronald Reagan's plan is to get American in shape. House Speaker, Tip ONeill, wants to add weight to the welfare state. 1
- Amish Rehnquist is hooking up work horse labeled Interpretation up to hot rod US Constitution with activism motor, Liberal Justices Marshall, Brennan and Blackmun are looking a bit embarrassed. 1
- An ABC News poll shows most Americans see poverty and human rights are worse than Soviet subversion. Perhaps more U.S. citizens need to see slaves in USSR forced to work. 1
- An obese Uncle Sam says, "You want ME to establish an institute on obesity? What are you, some kind of comedian, Mr. Gregory?" 1
- As the Soviets abduct a woman in alley, they are not worried. The liberal U.S. media focus is on getting rid of Interior Secretary, James Watt. 1
- At the beach Noriega and Namphy [bullies] are kicking sand at President Reagan and lady liberty. 1
- Automotive CEO, Lee Iacocca, is building a monument of himself in the image of Liberty. Not that there's anything wrong with that... it's sad to be a self-promoter but I'm not accusing him of wrongdoing. 1
- Ayatollah Khomeini puts on his turban, which covers up the hole in his head. In my view, his head is holey. (Hole-y war...get it?) 1
- Ayatollah pointing a bloody finger at someone saying, "Ah Ha! You have innocent blood on your hands." 1
- Back-stabbing and Infighting in the white house brings circle the Wagons call. President Ronald Reagan's staff has brought the Indians (White House critics) inside the circle of the wagon train. 1
- Baseball fans have heard a lot in the media, about hitters taking steroids to enhance their batting performance. Drug use has changed the game. Instead of umpires calling the shots, chemical lab technicians have gotten into the act as well. 1
- Basketball jump start, Dukakis says "Aaack! Foul, ref! He looked at me funny!" Democrats wanting clean contest. 1
- Bear with nose bandage, Bees in hive, Afghanistan "These stingers Reagan sent us work pretty good!" 1
- Big machine [1990 budget], President Bush hands broom to Congress, Mr. Wright and Mr. Mitchell, "You want us to take care of all this? SURE! Leave us the hard part." 1
- Big, mean bull labeled income tax is standing in the way of paving machine, highway funding. Maybe legislature may go around. 1
- Blue print of HUD project shows above-ground building. Below-ground is a toilet. 1
- Boston Red Sox lost world series. Sad Dukakis shows up with 2nd Debate loss in his hand. "You too, huh?" 1
- Boxing analogy 1
- Bruce Babbitt is driving a cart with Dracula [Tax increase] in coffin. He's leaving New Hampshire wondering "I don't know, Count, I just can't understand why people don't like me!" 1
- CIA director, Casey, is a plumber unable to stop the leaks at White House pipes by manipulating media pan catching the water. 1
- Canada's leader, Brian Mulroney is flexing his biceps. copy 1
- Canadian runner, Ben Johnson, is beat out by IOC drug tester guy. Fast, but not fast enough. 1
- Capitol building is surrounded by sacred cows. One bull labeled "obsolete military bases" is being loaded into federal deficit slaughterhouse truck. One cow is worried about the precedent it sets. 1
- Caption "Guess which assault weapon has killed more people in the U.S.A.? Panel 1. [a cigarette] "The one we subsidize?" Panel 2. [a hypodermic needle] "The one we give out free to drug addicts?" Panel 3. [a rifle] "The one we're trying to ban?" 1
- Caption "How to Neutralize Vampires". Panel 1. The Conservative approach 1
- Caption "New taxes for deficit reduction..." Panel 1. "... as seen by taxpayers." Mob robbing small man. "Maybe you don't understand, sucker! Uncle wants his money now." Panel 2. "... As seen by Congress." Santa bringing new taxes, Christmas. 1
- Caption "The Importance of the Second Amendment". Panel 2. has statue of the American Minuteman in 1776 holding a rifle to defend himself. Panel 2. has statue of a Chinese protester in 1989 holding a broom to sweep up the mess. 1
- Caption "Why some women prefer Dukakis" Panel 1-3 Mr. Bush kisses a baby and says "See you at the polls." Panel 4-6 Mr. Dukakis kisses a baby takes care of him in taxpayer day-care center. "See you at 5 1
- Cars are passing by abandoned home and church and heading for new construction of government buildings. Where are we going? 1
- Carter's hostage situation. Terrorism holds gun while Uncle Sam is yawning. 1
- Central American peace patrol drive by Ortega holding a flate tired labeled "Economy" "Aw, c'mon! Let's go back and give the poor guy a hand!" Broken-down truck labeled "Nicaragua" has three bound and gagged hostages. 1
- Chemist shares Olympic torch with athlete. Performance enhancing drugs are quite a problem in sports competition. 1
- Child is being feed from a bottle shaped like the capitol dome. Hands that feed the baby look evil. It seems the government wants to feed us from cradle to grave. 1
- Children are sitting in a broken-down school bus with missing tires labeled, Television and broken families, a broken drive shaft, labeled Academic standards. Educators can always find a small part in the engine that's broken. It's called Lack of Money. 1
- Circular vacuum work project. Deficit clean up leaves dust for the jobs bill to clean up which leaves dust for... House speaker Tip O'Neill tells President Ronald Reagan, the beauty about the program is that Politicians are the ones who REALLY clean up. 1
- City Transit bus is going down street with net to catch forced fares from taxpayers. 1
- City council, "All in favor of letting Lowell Center borrow our bulldozer say, "Aye". 1
- City taxpayers, all broken up, get loaded into Ambulance. Ski Broadmoor supporters in ski outfit wave saying, "Y'all come back!" 1
- Civil rights restoration act written on giant bulldog. Personnel manager to secretary "Doris, do you rememberthat 58-year-old east-Albanian transvestite with aids that we turned down for a job here yesterday?" "He's back!" 1
- Close up Jane Fonda, who knows Tim Wirth is for a strong national defense. 1
- Close up of starving African Child. In his eyes there is a reflection of an overfed American child looking guilty. 1
- Coach Bush, asks Treasury Secretary Brady, what to tackle first. Huge football feet with S&L Bailout on socks. 1
- Colombian drug dealers are killing innocent Colombians while American drug users are complaining "Excuse me? Could we get a little service here? We'd like to get killed too, y'know!" 1
- Colorado Attorney General, Duane Woodard, is arresting gambler Charity Casinos guy while leaving Charity Poker player and lottery player legit. 1
- Colorado Governor candidate, Steve Schuck is drawing attention by wrestling with Coach Dick Lamm. Candidates, Roy Romer, Ted Strickland and Robert Kirscht are not getting media attention. 1
- Colorado Representative Pat Schroeder leads goose-stepping day-care police to grandma's and grandpa's house to see if their day-care operation measures up to federal standards. 1
- Colorado Representative, Ken Kramer, warns fellow firemen (U.S. congress) as the try to put out fire in El Salvador, they should pay attention to the fire starting in the neighboring Mexican oil tanks. It could develop in to a very explosive situation. 1
- Colorado Republican Senate candidate, Terry Considine's primary opponent Martha Ezzard tried to smear him with being a clone of controversial preacher, Jerry Falwell. Terry turned the mud into water. 1
- Colorado Senate Republican Candidate, Bo Callaway, the fox, is happy to get Brair rabbit, Tim Wirth, to strike the sticky issue of breaking up AT&T. It's a tar baby. Smack him again. 1
- Colorado Senator Gary Hart is running for president and is a part-time senator for the state. He is like (the movie) The Electric Cowboy...flashy lights, entertainer, etc. (takes Saudi money). Colorado voters wonder if he can actually herd cattle. 1
- Colorado Senator Gary Hart's rocket is slow to take off...needs battery jump start from a pick up. Senator John Glenn and Senator Fritz Mondale rockets take off, big time. The Right Bluff is a take-off from the movie, The Right Stuff. 1
- Colorado Senator, Tim Wirth and Democratic congress are stoning President Ronald Reagan's EPA department with money. Taxpayers are not surprised to see that happen. Take THAT, big bureaucracy! 1
- Colorado Springs District 11 administrators are trying to close the door at South Junior High but a little kid's head is blocking it. Lots of parents are resisting the closure because South has been around for a long time. It's for the children, isn't it? 1
- Colorado State lawmakers can't think of any other pressing business to talk about while a $128 million deficit dragon is eating up the capitol building. 1
- Colorado building with lion statues on steps and human bones beneath. One lion is Secretary of State Meyer who ate tax limitation petition. the other is Judge Carrigan who ate Official English petition. 1
- Colorado governor Dick Lamm and the U.S. Border Patrol are interested in buying the Great Wall of China. Immigration problems are needing to be solved in the United States. The China trade relations folks might be interested. 1
- Colorado voters knocked out Amendment 6. Gov. Romer says "Thanks for your help, stranger. Now, give me your wallet." He's holding tax increase bag. 1
- Colorado voters put a lock on the tax wine cellar. Our so-called public servants have been sampling the wine a bit too much. Amendment 4 requires voter approval if state and local government leaders want to raise our taxes. 1
- Columbus-like Neo Liberal Senator Gary Hart believes he has discovered a new land with his redistribution ideas. He's landed in the Republican times beach and is claiming the land of capitalism as his own. Actually, he is a redistribution kind of fellow. 1
- Commercial airline flies over country looking at a huge construction project in the shape of a pig. Passenger asks what the project is called. Answer 1
- Communist Nicaragua is the match that burns the Unanimous declaration of the thirteen united states in central America. 1
- Congress delivered on funding for President Ronald Reagan's MX missile program. As the president enters the poker game with the Soviet communists, his hand will be greatly strengthened with the MX bargaining chip arrival. 1
- Congress gets OK from court to launch a Special Prosecutor against President Reagan. 1
- Congress is gathered at a huge capitol building to vote on raising the debt ceiling again. It looks dangerous. 1
- Congress is planning to bury Reagan's budget plan. Cut away shows the price of oil will greatly affect the economy when she blows. Maybe it's too early to bury the budget. 1
- Congress issues war on poverty gun. Cartoon bubble "Ready... Aim..." Gun is pointing toward entry level jobs kid. Signs on box of guns "Govt. issue War on Poverty Weapons" and "The minimum wage $5.05". 1
- Congress member is carried into a business place by government slaves to see if the business is complying with labor, health and civil rights laws. Employee is reading a newspaper headline saying, "Congress exempt from own laws". 1
- Congressmen are tearing apart the US Government car, obviously making a mess of it, Wright tells electorate to pay more attention to the driver, the presidency...where the media are. 1
- Conservative, Colorado Springs will always get run over by Liberal, Denver in the city wages department. Denver marches to beat of a different majorette. 1
- Construction workers build democratic platform. On the front is sign showing, Socialism" Cradle to grave government care." Leader tells workman who is putting up a banner saying, "Family programs". They are just supposed to cover up top word. 1
- Cover page of 1982 year end review. President Ronald Reagan (and his economic program) is tied to a cactus. Federal spending cow has him all wrapped up. 1
- Cuban tyrant, Fidel Castro is talking to Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev about getting a Chernobyl-like nuclear plant in Cuba. 1
- Dan Quayle is pictured as a quail on the run. Media hunters are missing shots. One says, "I don't know about the 'draft' part, but he sure is good at dodging. Copy. sent original to Quayle. 1
- Dan Rather of CBS is supposed to be covering the tug-of-war, but is actually pulling for the Democratic team with Dukakis. 1
- Daniel Ortega signing a document "I, Daniel Ortega, hereby promice to comply with the Central American Peace Plan. Signed 1
- Death and Taxes are sitting comfortably in the home of SURE THINGS. Entering in is "Illegal Campaign Donations" man. In every election there is going to be cries of "illegal campaign donations". 1
- Debt policeman is taking old man 1988 in. Man says, "Good luck" to little 1989 baby. 1
- Defense attorneys for Vernon Wayne Templeman can dance on police officer Mark Dabling's grave. Their sob stories and trial tactics worked to get their convicted murderer a life sentence. Mark Dabling is dead. 1
- Defense attorneys for suspected police murderer, Vernon Wayne Templeman, are using every trick in the book to delay justice. People are losing patience with the court. 1
- Defense lawyer Seawell is in court pleading not guilty for client accused of poaching. Race and economic condition is given as reason. It makes sense if you are running for US senate. 1
- Delegation from the U.S. returns to China. China's dear leader, Deng, rolls out the red carpet, which is a little squishy with blood of Tibetan monks. 1
- Democrat House Speaker, Jim Wright, has sent Contra's flower bullets to fight communism. Contra soldiers give up. 1
- Democrat donkey drags Dukakis rowboat over a mountain looking for a mainstream somewhere. Mike Dukakis has no defense policy. 1
- Disneyland setting. The NASA volunteer in space office has no people standing in line for the ride after another rocket explosion. 1
- Dole the tax raiser with elephant mask, GOP afraid, I'm one of you. 1
- Dove of peace looks worried at peace protesters forming sickle while soviets read to pound with hammer. 1
- Doves [against the war], using a Dukakis campaign kit which includes and eagle-like beak, are getting ready to fly among a forest full of Reagan Democrat hawks [pro-war]. Dove Dukakis asks, "Are you sure the hawks are going to fall for this Sasso? 1
- Dr. Wirth and Dr. Kramer (Senate candidates) are paying close attention to beauty patient opinion polls while their personal political convictions seems to be dead. 1
- Drawing of every president in the history of the US. Caption "They are some leaders who might not have made if they were subjected to the same scrutiny as Dan Quayle." 1
- Drug Suppliers are sent to jail. Get out on the other side to the the demand side (drug users) are in stronger demand. One policeman to another "Maybe we should pay a little more attention to the demand side." 1
- Drug dealers are not afraid of law enforcement. The profits they can make selling drugs far outweigh the punishment they face if they are caught by law enforcement. 1
- Drug traffickers fly F-15 jets. the Colorado Bureau of Investigation budget police fly WW1 biplanes. 1
- Duarte as State Dept. puppet, Land reform lost, Arena party wins. Duarte says ""Sure, give 'em a vote," you said! "Let 'em determine their own destiny," you said!" 1
- Dukakis and Bush are at the poker table. Dukakis is saying, "Oh yeah? Well, I'll see your minimum wage proposal and toss in a parental leave policy!" Waitress is looking a pick slip. They are cleaning out the bar owner. 1
- Dukakis in miracle boat, sinking, Men on deck of large ship "Here comes our prospective commander now." 1
- Dukakis looks at Arias Peace plan, picture of dove, Ortega eating dove. Mr. Dukakis "Cute little dove you have here, Señor Ortega." 1
- Dukakis, head of donkey, runs to finish line, Jackson and Gore also in head, close race. Man talking to woman "Now that's what I'd call a close race!" 1
- During a drought in Georgia, Colorado farmers sent truck loads of hay there...all that without a rock concert. Imagine that. 1
- Eastern Airlines pilot as the control tower "Pilot to Control Request permission to lighten our load!" Federal Court judge replies "This is control. Request denied. Now Fly!" 1
- Economic terms as defined by public schools. Supply is diploma, Demand is parent who insists on social diploma. Gross National product is dumb graduate. 1
- El Paso County Commissioners, Chuck Brown and Terry Harris look at Frank Klutz with hole in foot. He shot himself with a special investigation request gun. 1
- El Paso County is on life support with DATA management association. It can't look at Bid Right medical supplies. The county commission's attachment to DATA management keeps them from inviting other bidders to compete. Something strange is going on here. 1
- Election. GOP elephant is making his way to boxing ring to fight the Democratic champ, Tim Wirth. He is beating himself up before reaching the ring. 1
- Elephant is sad if the Republicans lose the Conra Aid vote. Donkey is sad if the Democrats lose Central America. 1
- Environmental Political Agency...the dirty truth. Big confrontations with liberals, big government bureaucrats and limited government supporters seem to have the stage while the environment is neglected. 1
- Environmental Protection Agency, sheriff Anne Grouch, has town council polluters in jail. She says, Don't blame me. YOU made the law. 1
- Environmentalist sect comes together on Earth Day. 1
- Everyone knows you shouldn't feed bears. Newly declared presidential candidate, George McGovern thinks if we feed the soviet bear Central American bacon, we'll be OK. 1
- Fall TV viewer interest camera focus is Olympics, Football, World Series are big. Small on stilts are Bush and Dukakis debates. 1
- Famous Primary Campaign Phrases 1
- Fat Jim Wright (representing Congress) tells defense and social programs they have to adjust belts due to budget crisis. They tighten, congress loosens his belt so he can have a pay raise. 1
- Featuring the nose of a cocaine user. Panel 1. An uneducated cocaine user could have a straw up his nose and snort drugs. Panel 2. An Educated user could do the same thing. Panel 3. A REPENTANT drug user does not snort. 1
- Fed chairman, Paul Volcker, is lighting his economic recovery (victory) cigar with high interest rate matches. 1
- Federal Reserve chairman, Paul Volker, knocked out the bull stock market with is discount rate cape. Bull hit high interest rate wall. Oops. 1
- Federico Pena wins the mayor's race in Denver. Ex-mayor, William McNichols gives Colorado Governor Richard Lamm advice not to say anything about his immigration policies. (Governor Lamm believed in boarder control.) 1
- Fidel Castro singing "Happy birthday to me" Cuban revolution 30 years, burning people candles on cake. 1
- Five El Paso County commissioners had an opportunity to raise taxes but instead voted to cut spending. Whoa! Feds call for quarantine. 1
- Following the idea in a mustard commercial. Pat Schroeder, in a limo, asks soldiers in jeep if they've seen any government waste. 1
- Food for peace program gives out free food to starving population. Among the starving (farmer) is the guy looking to survive. His home-grown apple prices can't compete with free apples. Sometimes foreign aid smashes local economies. 1
- Football analogy. Because of the GOP huge majority in both house and senate the '84 budget football easily passes. 1
- Four drawings. Handgun is legal. Automatic gun is illegal. Next, long eared dog is legal, Pit bull is ? 1
- Fourth of July with Uncle Sam, the eagle and children dancing. Nuke protesters think it might not be a good day to demonstrate. 1
- France thought they had a gentleman's agreement with Islamic terrorists. They would go easy on them if they didn't attack people of France. Here a pig is watching a snake swallowing her piglet. I guess it's hard to make bargains with Islamic extremists. 1
- Free enterprise thrives on reward/punishment system. Courts are supposed to punish evil. When they forgive like God does there is no need for them. 1
- Freedom fighters from foreign lands [Angola and Afghanistan] need to be careful when they come to America to ask for aid. We have a lot of liberals in our government. 1
- French President Franois Mitterrand evicts Soviet spies from his country. They are like thieves who have art from the Louvre museum under their jackets and can't figure out what the problem is. 1
- Fresno, San Diego, Los Angeles public employees (rats) are leaving the Social Security sinking ship. California is always first. 1
- Funding for the State Patrol could lead to disaster on the State Highways. (This cartoon is a bit over-dramatic, but it does get your attention) 1
- GOP manager for boxer, President Ronald Reagan is concerned about his large deficit belly. His upper body is OK it's just unusual for a conservative president to run up such a large deficit. It might hurt him in the next election. 1
- Gay man in hospital with aids hearing a report on TV about people dancing in the streets of New York. Council passed a homosexual rights bill. 1
- George Bush is carrying Dan Quayle to shore saving them both from sharks. CBS shark has a wimp label in his mouth. 1
- Geraldine Ferraro, son's punishment for cocaine, Ms Ferraro on telephone "Yes, Judge, I agree selling cocaine is wrong! I agree my son, John, should be punished... But, my gawd, does he have to do his own cooking?" 1
- Giant, Palestinian uses sling shot, Israel has heavy armor, Rocks! Why didn't I think of that? 1
- Glasnost (openness) soviet style is a bon fire where Gorby is throwing in books...Brezhnev, Chernenko, etc. from the USSR library. 1
- Gorbachev reading a Soviet ABM treaty breakout plan has gun at Uncle Sam's head. Uncle Sam, reading SDI research book has gun at dummy's head. Mutually Assured Destruction policy in play. 1
- Gorby is serving Russians soup, labeled Glasnost, with media present. A curtain covers up the rest of the Russian empire, Slavs, Czechs, Armenians, Poles, Latvians, etc. starving. 1
- Gorby speaks, butter, birds, flowers, peace, hands out tanks guns, bombs to Castro, Ortega 1
- Gorby's brand new kitchen, the Reform Bakery, is ready to produce. Shipment of flour is one bag. 1
- Governor Richard Lamm sings positive state of state message for 1983. He doesn't see wolf behind the door waiting for something to eat. 1
- Great evergreen for tax time. All of the "progress" like wine comes back to hurt us. "Housing for the homeless." "Here's to more Farm Aid." "Increase in education spending." "Free day care for the poor." "A toast to National health care." 1
- Guess which critter the West German government believes has chemicals that are dangerous to public health 1
- Guy living under a bridge can't decide to be the democratic nominee to run against Joel Hefley in 1990 or hitchhike to Florida. 1
- HBO movie stars and Union of Concerned Scientists are walking the plank on Captain Midnight's vessel. Lady says to scientist I thought you said star wars technology was unfeasible. 1
- Hammer and sickle are lying on the ground. The wooden handles are sprouting flowers, labeled Russian church. "Persistent, isn't it?" 1
- Hank Brown takes up fetal position on abortion. pro-life candidate, politics 1
- Hard economic times has the State Fair lady riding in old, broken Pueblo pick up. Denver, in new car, is trying to pick her up. I hope she stays in Pueblo. 1
- Harvesting babies has the storks flying with vultures. It used to be an honorable profession. 1
- Hawk Arsenal includes tanks, bombers, fighters, carriers, destroyers, subs, missiles, ground troops, SDI, radar stations, etc. Dove arsenal is a brain with an endless supply of Vietnam war comparisons. 1
- Headline on paper says, "Lung cancer victims see victory in $17 million Pall Mall lawsuit." Fat kid comes to shopping cart with Sugar Zows. His mom says, "Sure...Why not? We can always sue." 1
- Here is a pretty accurate drawing of Herford cow showing it's manure labeled Neo-Nazi's homeland. 1
- High class couple sits at private enterprise restaurant. Mayor Bob, as busboy, says, "Sports Arena? Hey, we all might try some of that. Yo! taxpayers" 1
- High wire trapeze act. President Ronald Reagan is catcher with huge coat tails labeled popularity. congress elephant looks confident. Democrats say he's cheating.. 1
- Hollywood produced this image for a "missing children" horror movie. I repeated the image and connected it with the US abortion industry. 1
- Horse race track analogy. GOP elephant goes to starting gate. Donkey goes also but loaded down with Special Interest endorsements. 1
- House Appropriations committee is handing money to the State Department labeled Aid to El Salvador. Money has hooks attached. President Ronald Reagan had requested much more aid for El Salvador but congress has charge of appropriations and can add hooks. 1
- House Speaker, Jim Wright, is catching lots of pork money in his spider web. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill and Majority Leader, Jim Wright are walking away from President Ronald Reagan's desk having left a huge, stinky 1987 spending bill saying, I sure hope he signs it. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill and and Senator Barry Goldwater are doctors diagnosing an obvious case of contagious commie disease on a patient from Central America. Tip wants to prescribe aspirin as medicine. Goldwater wants commitment without limit. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, is writing the death certificate for the president's Reaganomics program (cause of death 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, an obvious tax-dollar, spending junkie wants Uncle Sam (U.S. taxpayers) to give him some more money to help him to make a payment on the deficit. There's a Great Society Bar right next door. Hmmm. 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill resists and unprecedented intrusion, in determining U.S. foreign policy. He is telling President Ronald Reagan to stay away from Central American cabin with communist bear entering into the back door.. 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill, can't seem to wrestle his credit card to the mat. The budget deficit charge card pinned him again. Would that the credit card would face the scissors (Balance Budget Amendment). 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill, is an expert and playing partisan politics with the Equal Rights for Women issue. He has glued a GOP politician to his seat when he might want to stand for the ERA queen. Tip uses the word, fairness a lot. 1
- How should congress fight the Deficit dragon? Panel 1. Should they fire more tax increases into it's mouth, which makes It grow even larger? Panel 2. Or should they just reduce Gov't spending and starve it to death? Duhh. 1
- How we make laws in the United states 1
- Huge Russian bear going after Central American Freedom lady trapped in a corner. President Reagan aiming congressional spit wad. 1
- Hundreds of worshipers kneel before a false God of Compromise. We feel comfortable with that God, I guess. However, there are some things we can't compromise on. 1
- In the old days, the family would take care of grandfather. Today, many more families are abandoning gramps to the government to take of. It's kind of sad. 1
- In this election the democrat party donkey is looking in closet wondering whether to wear the hippy, special interest Senator Gary Hart, Senator Fritz Mondale, Senator Alan Cranston outfit or the working class Senator John Glenn overalls. 1
- Iran's Ayatollah, with horns, hangs free speech. 1
- Iran's ayatollah, Holy War Leader is Senator Packwood's secret tax reform adviser. 1
- Iranian Terrorists are rowing a bomb toward a US target. One is singing "Be...all that you can be..." Second rower is thinking, "Itty-bitty pieces." 1
- Iranian mullahs are on the phones in a business operation. They are trading captured hostages from different countries for cash. Charts show Iranian rug and oil sales going down but hostage revenue going up. 1
- Israel Prime Minister Shamir picks up paper Likud ballots when Palestinian terrorists throw bombs. Turn bombs into paper. Caption "Another miracle in the Holy Land ... Palestinian terrorists turn bombs into paper." 1
- Israel is often tagged with being an obstacle of "Mideast Peace". What may people see is Arabs and Persians fighting against one another. 1
- Israel's Prime minister Yitzak Shamir leaves New York with a nice agreement from President Ronald Reagan. The Statue of Liberty is holding a menorah instead of a lamp. Let that light shine. 1
- Israeli Prime Minister, Yitzhak Shamir, feels abandoned by the United States State Department. He just got a "Dear John" letter. 1
- Israeli lion is taking a beating for catching a PLO snake trying to choke him. Cartoon bubble over bird depicting World Opinion "Pick on somebody your own size, you brute!" 1
- It seems only the little state of Israel can rescue the rest of the world from terrorist lizard. 1
- It seems there was a lot of interest by the liberal media about President Ronald Reagan's defense policy in Bolivia. The media doesn't seem to be much interested in the drug traffickers there. 1
- It used to be, when police stopped an obviously drunk driver, they would ASK for their license. Now, with a new drunk driving law the police can TAKE their license. 1
- It's a scary scenario. The United States and the Soviet Union are having a disagreement. Both are holding barrels of TNT in their arms and a small terrorist in the shoe of the USSR just might have a match to cause a huge explosion. 1
- Jack and the beanstalk analogy. A Giant (Debt) is coming down Production stalk sown by government farm subsidies. Uncle Sam sold the beans to farmers way back in the depression days. 1
- Jackson and Dukakis climb in boxing ring, media focus on Cuomo finding seat. 1
- Jackson and Dukakis in kinetic art museum, see economy boom sculpture, put an end to violence, hopefully. 1
- Jane Fonda is looking down in a Vietnam grave containing American soldier skeleton with hole in head saying, "OK! I'm, like, sorry! OK?" 1
- Jesse Jackson boards a bus driven by Democrats. Dukakis, Gephardt, and others are front. Backseat is where the unelectable sit. 1
- Jesse Jackson on donkey and big liberal agenda bag is getting ready to make a big leap to white house. "Sure, we can do it!". Below are the bones of Walter Mondale and George McGovern holding their liberal agenda bags. 1
- Jesse Jackson told to stay out of certain states headline. They're worried about losing voters. Dukakis tells Jesse to use the back entrance. 1
- Jesus said, Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them... Luke 18 1
- Jim Wright and George Bush walk away from a table showing a pile of bones labeled "Contra Aid". Now THAT's what I call a power lunch." 1
- Jim Wright holds contras arms while Ortega hits him with hammer and sickle, USSR soldier, GT 1
- Jim Wright is teacher mad at student Robert Michel. He used a bad word..."ethics". 1
- Jim Wright, shoveling money, deficit spending. "I think I'm beginning to understand why these guys can't make it on the $89,500-a-year salaries!" 1
- John Tower is taking his date home from the dance. He had to promise Senate Armed Services Committee he would have her home by 10 1
- John Tower, trying to get over the high hurdle of ethics. Democratic referee looking on. Mr. Bush says it's unfair. GOP referee is laughing because Jim Wright runs next. 1
- Jordan's King Hussein eats with PLO leader, Yasser Arafat and wonders what kind of meat is in it. In other room PLO radicals are chopping up the dove of peace. 1
- Judge Werker has ruled (pulled up the rope ladder to the tree house) that parents can't enter or observe the sex counseling their children are getting. This ruling is tied to the tax- funded FAMILY planning project. 1
- Judge painted sign on side of building of lady Justice holding scales. One scale labeled Innocence the other labeled, Extenuating Circumstances. Guilt just sounded so harsh, to the judge. 1
- Justice O'Conner, Supreme Court, tells city police they have a right to mislead suspect's attorney, 1
- Justice dept. is getting ready to operate on teamster leadership bringing in all kinds of transplant organs. 1
- Karl Marx thought religion was the opium of the masses. Communism has been shown to fall short in producing the kind of classless society he visualized. Marx is like the stone that had no power to block the resurrection of Christ. What a surprise. 1
- Kids leave the protection of the state, where prayer is protected by the constitution, to the unprotected public school. Congressional leaders can pray publicly but public educators cannot pray publicly. Go figure. 1
- King Kong, Iran, is battling Godzilla, Iraq, and destroying the city. Citizen asks Uncle Sam if we're backing Godzilla. 1
- Kofi Annan, of United Nations, finally has some good news for the war-torn Nation of Sudan (after a long time talking about a plan) that what they have suffered MAY never happen again...again. Woo-wee! 1
- Liberal House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, is giving the Soviets an idea what's in President Ronald Reagan's poker hand in critical Geneva Arms Talks. The nuclear freeze action in the house weakens president's hand. 1
- Liberal columnist, Carl Rowan in Washington, wants to ban handguns even though he used one to protect his house. Should button his coat or his lip. 1
- Liberal judges play around with the law by not allowing states to enforce their capital punishment laws. It's like a hop-scotch game with them while they jump from one murder-victim chalk outline to another. 1
- Liberal peace activist mother calls the pentagon to complain their nuclear bombs are scaring the heck out of her children (hiding under the table). The mother's demonstration posters might also have something to do with that. 1
- Liberal peace protesters might be seen as May Pole dancers who tie up the American eagle with big govt., a unilateral freeze, debt and humanism ribbons. The Soviet bear waits for the defenseless bird to be served on a platter. 1
- Lion from England is showing chart with conclusive proof of state-sponsored terrorism coming from Syria. Bored bear is eating clueless chickens, Italy, Denmark, etc. The U.S. Eagle, at international forum, says, I know how you feel. 1
- Little American boy in US defense wagon tries to motivate military goat to pull everything by holding a tin can in front of his nose. Secretary of Defense Les Aspin is holding the pension plan carrot. That might actually work to motivate goat. 1
- Looking out from the stage are many real and imagined people. We have identified 1
- Lotto con man, state legislature, entices public to play game to drop prisoner in prison. Step right up folks. 1
- Man and woman walking past prostitute...appeals to baser instincts, past drug dealer, addictive to some, False advertising, selling beach-front property in Kansas, last panel 1
- Man reads paper announcing support for 7-day waiting period for handgun purchase. Also, there's a story about an escaped hatchet murderer. Thinks murderer might not wait for man to get protection. 1
- Many hands in state legislature are trying to steal Colorado's lottery pie. Other hands protect the (funds) pie. 1
- Map of Africa with US ice bag on Libya. Ahhh, relief again. (Nina. I think this relates to President Reagan's bombing of Libya's Moammar Gadhafi's family.) 1
- Map of United States and Colombia, Noriega holding syringe. 1
- Marshall, Blackmum, Stephens, and ?, the judicial activists have run up the basketball score 38 to 4. Now with the addition of Justice Kennedy to conservative side, need to find a rule change. 1
- Mayor Bob and beat up council welcome Mr. Pederson aboard ship. 1
- Mayor Bob as Scrooge looks at Nixon as Marley holding Watergate transcripts. Bob wonders "But, Marley...the whole story! Wouldn't it be easier to stonewall on the tape and transcript and say the press is out to get me?" 1
- Mayor Bob, dressed in mafia outfit, files nails while council wonders "I don't know. Everything looked fine. [Arlington, Texas City Manager William] Kirchhoff was all set to take the job, he was packing his bags, then his phone rang..." 1
- Media are trying to hang Ed Meese, but he takes off dragging the tree. Press says, "Boy! He sure is tenacious!" 1
- Media floozy holds up sign saying, Act 473.38, "The indictments" turning to Independent counsel L. Walsh back stage and says, "Better hurrry. We are losing our audience." Donkey holds script of Iran-Contra affair. 1
- Media masses are focusing on a zit on Dan Quayle's face. Talking head says, "Then, there will be those who will say the media are blowing this out of proportion." 1
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- Media wants Afghanistan, Stock market, starving, etc. to get out of the way to shoot shoes. 1
- Mike Dukakis at a cock fight with a dove (Foreign Policy) against a communist with a big rooster. 1
- Mikhail Gorbachev is a Cobra snake, playing peace song flute while human, Rajiv Gandhi of India, sways to the tune. 1
- Military planners see a tidal wave heading for the Philippines. The Philippines has been a key base for the Allied forces in their battle against the Soviet Union. After the Philippine election, those bases might be gone. 1
- Mitterrand as Napoleon retreats in winter Waterloo defeat, Socialist Utopia that-a-way sign. oversize toon. 1
- Moderate Republicans are trying to fool people by leading the happy faced GOP elephant backward toward more tax. President Ronald Reagan must be blind to follow the moderate's lead. (Another reason for rise of tea party) 1
- Mother Earth Religious Society (the deep state) in congress and Washington bureaucracy wants to grill President Ronald Reagan next. EPA secretary Anne Burford didn't survive the inquisition. 1
- Mother, congress is abandoning her baby (fiscal responsibility) at the door of the Office of Budget Management. Gramm-Rodman court ruling is calling her back. Congress hates being responsible for spending issues. 1
- Mountain Bell's long-time slogan, Let your fingers do the walking. might be in trouble. The breakup of AT&T into 22 Bell companies may produce local rate increases. 1
- Mr. Bush sits as president, Mr. Sam Nunn sits as, commander-in-chief. 1
- Mr. Dukakis and Democrats are putting an old, moderate body on top of liberal frame and race engine. Printed on side of car "Vote for Dukakis / He believes in old-fashioned values ... Like respect for truth!" 1
- Mr. Dukakis is adding huge government regulations, with all the baggage passed on to small business vote to sink the boat. 1
- Mr. Dukakis is in a room with portraits of FDR and Truman. He's talking to Fritz, George, Jimmy...Don't call me here. Reagan tells him he's no Harry S. Truman. 1
- Mr. Dukakis is in the football locker room with beat-up liberal players. One says, "You can stop it with the 'I'm on your side' bit, Mike." President-elect Bush says, "the "L" word stands for "loser". 1
- Mr. Reagan, Mr. Bush, and GOP are standing above a car crash ('87 Market crash) wondering why Mr. Dukakis and donkey are mourning. Reagan asks "Why are they mourning? We all escaped from that crash!" Elephant replies "That's why they're mourning." 1
- Muammar Gaddafi's line of death has mouth open for Reagan to operate on teeth. 1
- Multinational Banks drill past 3rd World Oil glut and tap into Visa and MasterCard credit cards. We're Rich! 1
- Mutual Assured Destruction barbarian has straw man SDI shield down. Not impenetrable. Secretary of Defense Tower comes out of shoe thinking it IS effective. Partial deployment. 1
- NATO truck fueling Soviet bomber, "Ga$ for Perestroika / Easy Credit" Soviet truck loading bombs for Afghanistan. 1
- NBC news has taken a particular delight in showing blood and gore in the Abbas piece. Now have an opportunity to do a snuff film up the street.. 1
- NBC, ABC CBS, etc, mikes are pointed to Nicaragua leader Ortega, giving him speech freedom while the stands provide bars for Sandinistas. Maybe people in our liberal media aren't aware that free speech is prohibited in some countries. DP-87.tif 1
- Native American Governor Dick Lamm is asking for more arrows to attack Colorado developer wagon train. Arrow handed to him by economic stagnation death hand. 1
- Newly elected Philippine president, Maria Corazon Aquino (Cory), walks away with US taxpayers coat and shirt. House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, says, that was the greatest speech I've ever heard. Congress is very generous with taxpayer money. 1
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- Nicaraguan freedom being tossed by Sandinistas, Ortega at bat, 1
- Not a graceful exit for dictator Marcos and his wife. They were ready to abandon the ship but the ship didn't sink. 1
- Not all who come from the east are wise. Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini brings TNT, not gifts, to Bethlehem. 1
- Nude dancers have protected free speech. Hate Groups have protected free speech. Street preachers, however, have crossed the line. (All are singing "America" but the preacher mentioned "God".) 1
- OPEC minister is sinking in oil yet feels good to still be in driver's seat. Customers say, Bye as the price of oil goes down. 1
- Odd size 'toon showing format of popular six-difference strip. Panel two shows larger police, no religious freedom, no press freedom, few smiles, etc. 1
- Old west analogy. Uncle Sam is driving a stage coach, filled with Europe and other passengers. The stage coach is being attacked by Soviets, terrorists and other dictators. etc. Europe complains the U.S. is keeping them awake. 1
- Olympic rings are connected to handcuffs locked on to a hand holding money. Caption "News item 1
- Olympic symbol, Soviet bear, Misha is eating an Afghan snack. Mickey, visiting red square, thought Misha was talking about a blanket. 1
- Once again the democratic party expects the black vote to play the rear end part of the donkey. 1
- One room school building with rat maze, regulation, attached. "But governor, this is an education free zone!" "We've been free from education for years!" 1
- Ortega, shoots himself in foot with the Honduras Invasion, Shoeshine boy, Tip O'Neil, anti-Contra aid vote, is embarrassed. Denver Post, Copley, Oversize toon. 1
- Out-of-state tourists see big welcome to Colorado sign. Then have to pay a tourist sign tax to enter. 1
- Overcrowded prisons are dangerous. The bars that hold prisoners in are actually TNT sticks with fuses burning. 1
- PLO peacekeeping forces arrive in Lebanon to keep peace between peacekeeping forces. Nice. 1
- Panel 1"The Secret of President Reagan's successful economic program." Freedom eagle is flying off. Panel 2. "How Michael Dukakis expects to do better." Shows eagle trying to fly with a management chain attached. 1
- Panel 1-2. A survey revealed people who live in red states are more compassionate in giving to the poor (out of their own resources) than people in the blue states. What does that say about compassion in America? 1
- Panel 1-2. House speaker Tip O'Neil foams at the mouth upon hearing American Pilots are flying reconnaissance mission. in a foreign war zone (In Central America). He doesn't seem to notice when Soviet pilots do the same thing. 1
- Panel 1-2. President Ronald Reagan is surprisingly soft on a terrorist arrested by Secretary of State, George Shultz. He says he's going to throw the book at terrorists, but he seems to be helping them with books. 1
- Panel 1-3. President Ronald Reagan, as a duck hunter, had a pretty good shoot. He brought down inflation and interest rates but the duck that got away is coming back with a bomb. He's titled "Unemployment". 1
- Panel 1-3. Statue of Liberty thinking globalists believe survival is more important than freedom. wonder what their symbol for life would be...assuming life had their permission. 1
- Panel 1-3. The right to vote is in danger if some liberal party controls the Judicial Branch. Johnny is a pretty bright kid. He knows that our forefathers gave us a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy. 1
- Panel 1-4. A reporter asks President Ronald Reagan a complicated question about how his own economic advisors could be so wrong in their warnings when the economy was doing so well. Reagan thought is was great to have economic advisors who bat 1,000. 1
- Panel 1-4. Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sounds a lot like Germany's Adolph Hitler. He hates the Jewish people and wants to wipe them off the map. He breaks agreements, he closes off first amendment rights. He's bad. 1
- Panel 1-4. Man sniffing the air to test for poisonous gas. OSHA goes in Union Carbide safety office to sniff in the right place. Oversize toon. 1
- Panel 1-4. The Iwo Jima, raising-the-flag image depicts the U.S. is planting the flag on the neck of Terrorist activities everywhere with the reelection of President George W. Bush. 1
- Panel 1-4. Two men riding in a polluting car are going through cloud of pollution. The passenger thinks they can't do anything to change their driving habits. They have to wait for government to do something. It turns out they are government employees. 1
- Panel 1-4. United States Olympic President--- Schiller tried to get the USOC weight off the ground but failed. Ahh...the agony of defeat. 1
- Panel 1-4. In this election year, senate candidate, Tim Wirth is on both sides of the fence on Gun control. Denver Post. 1
- Panel 1-4. The liberal media, in Iraq, do not seem interested in the U.N. Food for Oil scandal. They are bored with stories about terrorist atrocities. But if there is a hint of a U.S. Marine shooting an unarmed man, they are all over it. 1
- Panel 1-5. It's a story about a man who built a better mousetrap. The world did, indeed, beat a path to his door. Well, big government officials beat a path to his door with their rules and regulations. They killed the poor fella. 1
- Panel 1-5. Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist was hospitalized with throat cancer. Both Republican and Democrat party operatives had to swing into high gear building conservative and liberal tracks for the future of America. 1
- Panel 1-5. The free world hates to be struck in the butt with terrorist arrows. Panel 6. Iran, Libya and USSR are shooting the arrows, but the free world never seems to catch on. 1
- Panel 1-6. Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, slaps Israeli Prime Minister, Yitzhak Shamir...twice...and Shamir doesn't strike back. He's just waiting for Hussein to smacked down by Western forces. 1
- Panel 1-6. It's time for analysis about the election. In Massachusetts, the state Supreme Court might have contributed to a strong traditional values turnout by approving a gay marriage issue. 1
- Panel 1-6. Presidential candidate, Senator John Kerrys Vice President nominee, Senator John Edwards said if they win the election, handicapped people can get up out of their wheelchairs and walk. It seems a little like an overstatement to me. 1
- Panel 1-6. Serial killer, Ted Bundy, gets more and more extensions. He was arrested in 1979. Now it's 1986 and the courts are still extending his execution date. 1
- Panel 1-6. The election is over and congress continues to kick the ticking time bomb, (Social Security bankruptcy) down the road. It's not set to go off, now, until 2042. Our poor grandchildren might be there for the explosion. 1
- Panel 1-6. We had an election. We, the people spoke. We elected limited-government types to run the government in Washington, D.C. We now seem to be getting shaken down by liberal Republicans. 1
- Panel 1-6. The American Medical Association decided that they should protect citizens from cigarette advertisements in newspapers. Some people think that's a good thing. Others are concerned it might be unconstitutional, an infringement of free speech. 1
- Panel 1-6. show the evolution of weapons...fist, club, sword, bow-arrow, gun, MX missile, all of which grow steadily deadlier. Panel 7. God's peacekeeper is a baby, who is Jesus, stays the same. God's grace shown to all mankind. 1
- Panel 1. A China story 1
- Panel 1. Boy speaks Spanish in store, Panel 2. Governor says he got'ta speak English to work here. Panel 3-4. Old lady liberalism hits with cane, calls him a racist. 1
- Panel 1. Budget storm hits local office. Panel 2. Atlantis plan to disrupt speech. Panel 3. Skiers need to pay for rescue. Panel 4. Judge Williams' loitering gals. 1
- Panel 1. Colorado Springs has landed the honor of carrying the Olympic Hall of fame torch. He is bringing home the gold. Panel 2. Following runner is the gold...tourism jobs, publicity etc. 1
- Panel 1. In the old days, when I saw someone getting arrested by the police, I thought the person getting arrested was in trouble. Panel 2. Not anymore. If the police arrest a leftist rioter, the police and the people they protect are in trouble. 1
- Panel 1. Left and right activists are fighting over El Salvador. Panel 2. College kids walk by and don't even know where El Salvador is. Panel 3. Activists think. Panel 4. ...and agree the ignorant people are worse than each other. 1
- Panel 1. Most Americans agree the pregnant women who take drugs are harming an innocent life. Panel 2. Aborting the child isn't? 1
- Panel 1. Old-time highwayman. robber with guns. Panel 2. Governor Romer holding gas tax and car registration tax bills. Modern-day highwayman. 1
- Panel 1. Pastor reads Luke 9 1
- Panel 1. Presidential candidate, Senator John Kerry and Vice-Presidential candidate, Senator John Edwards are hiding behind a tree hoping to avoid contact with someone. Panel 2. They are hiding from Kerry's liberal voting record in the senate. 1
- Panel 1. Republican voters always vote for the GOP elephants, who say they favor limited government. But when they get into office... Panel 2. ...they always seem to return as big porkers. 1
- Panel 1. The Brits have a cool agent 007 handling top secret files. Panel 2. The United States have prisoner 007389 handling our state dept. top secret files. 1
- Panel 1. The gas chamber USED to deter crime in Colorado. Panel 2. Now it's the food served in the county jail cafeteria that might deter crime. Prisoners are complaining a lot about the food. They don't seem to be worried about capital punishment. 1
- Panel 1. "Great news for the campaign, Mr. Bush. That old fox, Ed Meese, resigned." Panel 2. "The bad news is the media hounds are out looking for fresh meat!" fox hunt analogy. 1
- Panel 1. "Who was that feathered man, dear?" Movie producer yells "Cut" Panel 2. the director says "If you want this spin-off series to work, you're going to have to distance yourself more, Tonto!" 1
- Panel 1. A bad welfare program has long line of people waiting for welfare checks. Panel 2. A good welfare program has short line of people waiting and lots of the people working. There is honor in work. 1
- Panel 1. According to Michael Dukakis, (Hand takes old ladies purse) this is a raid on a pension fund. Panel 2. This is not (leave an IOU note from Massachusetts taxpayers. 1
- Panel 1. Americans were overjoyed upon hearing the Soviets planned to move troops out of Afghanistan. Panel 2. 1
- Panel 1. August '82. White knight (and big spender) Republican senator, Bob Dole rescues fair maiden from deficit snake by throwing $98.3 billion at it. Panel 2. Now the deficit snake is much larger. Fair maiden wants Bob Dole to go away. 1
- Panel 1. City Foresters and flies. Panel 2. Sky Sox parachutes blown away. Panel 3. Judge Campbell's strike zone is very small. Panel 4 Girls softball battered wife syndrome. 1
- Panel 1. Congress finds problem in EPA director, Anne Gorsuch (Burford's) car...she tried to put it in reverse. (reduce spending) Panel 2. House Speaker Tip O'Neill, the mechanic, informs her It's a government car. Government cars don't have a reverse. 1
- Panel 1. Drunk asks man for a dollar. Panel 2. Man steps over drunk saying he is not an enabler. Panel 3. Man enters office. Panel 4 Man (Boss) greets state lottery workers. 1
- Panel 1. Environmentalist carries sign saying, Nuclear power...NO! Coal Power...YES! Panel 2. It starts raining on him. Panel 3. He uses his sign as an umbrella. Panel 4. Part of the sign is eaten away by Acid Rain. It says, "Nuclear Power...YES!" 1
- Panel 1. Gary Hart looks at a scarlet letter "A" written on shirt. Panel 2. he holds a victory sign as he's turned the "A" to a sign that reads "A Democratic front-runner". 1
- Panel 1. House Speaker Tip O'Neill reminds people that only congress can raise taxes. Panel 2. Ahem is heard in the room. Panel 3. Tip makes a correction...old bracket creep (inflation dragon) can do it too. 1
- Panel 1. In Lebanon, hostages are hiding from Iranian terrorists. Panel 2. At the white house, President Ronald Reagan (and staff) are hiding from the media. Yep, they're still there. 1
- Panel 1. Jack (OPEC) and Jill (high gas prices) went up the hill. Panel 2. To fetch some unearned greenbacks. Panel 3. Jack fell down.. Panel 4. But Jill was saved by gas tax (Big government LOVES high gas prices. They create more taxes.) 1
- Panel 1. Judge declares "Alcoholism is not a disease..." Panel 2. Judge continues "...it's more like a plague!" Shows car crashed into a school bus, many injuries. 1
- Panel 1. Lady Liberty's arm and large torch. Panel 2 Large hand is holding up tiny match called Glasnost. 1
- Panel 1. Libyan tyrant Muammar Gaddafi shoots innocent women and children. It is sowing destruction. Panel 2. President Ronald Reagan struck back with an air strike, killing his children. He is now reaping what he has sown. 1
- Panel 1. Mother and kids watch TV hearing a little dab will do it commercial. Panel 2. Now our children will be exposed to ad about birth control. Wonderful! 1
- Panel 1. Mother strikes child. That is child abuse. Panel 2. Social services, courts, church, legislature and family play hot potato with child. That's probably child MISUSE. 1
- Panel 1. Mouse tries to scare an elephant. Panel 2. He says, "I thought you said elephants were terrified of rodents." Panel 3. Mouse says to put on this KKK sheet. Republicans are terrified of racist label. 1
- Panel 1. Mr. Bush, with his thousand points of light, put up by charities, churches, state and local governments. Panel 2. Mr. Dukakis has one federal government light which burns the tree. 1
- Panel 1. Mr. Dukakis opens the lid off of the Bush campaign material trash can and says, "My friends, this is garbage." Panel 2. Kid asks, "What's this over here, Duke?" Opens Dukakis campaign trash can lid. Dukakis says, "Food for thought." 1
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- Panel 1. Normally congress approaches tax and spend in a racing car. Panel 2. In election years congress is a working man with lunch box approaches tax and spend old pickup. 1
- Panel 1. Nurse is telling a little boy, "No, I don't mind working for a foreign investor. I'm just happy to have a job." Panel 2. Boy, son of Doctor Dukakis, leaves. Nurse observes he sure asks some strange questions. 1
- Panel 1. On TV we can see a popular show, Miami Vice, two handsome dudes with cool, expensive cars and lots of weapons to fight crime. Panel 2. In Colorado the Legislature is pretty tight with money. Colorado vice has no money to fight crime. Not cool. 1
- Panel 1. President Reagan as fisherman, catching a tiny fish. Panel 2. President Reagan tell a fish story. 1
- Panel 1. President Ronald Reagan and a citizen look in disappointment at House Speaker Tip O'Neill and others throwing money at Social problems What a waste. Panel 2. Citizen sees Reagan throwing money at defense (tank). 1
- Panel 1. President Ronald Reagan gives a state keys to the car. States are mature enough to figure out their own speed limit. Panel 2. The president drives off with the state's highway funds. States don't have big brother's wisdom on drinking age. 1
- Panel 1. President-elect George H. W. Bush saying "Read my lips". Washington insiders have him kissing their feet over Cabinet appointees. 1
- Panel 1. Prison warden releases murderer saying he has paid his debt to society. Panel 2. His victim in the grave begs to differ. Sometime there might be real justice in this world. (Ah, for the return of capital punishment.) 1
- Panel 1. Senate leader George Mitchell is the head of the donkey outfit. "Heads, we win! Here, put this on." He hands conservative democrats the tail. Panel 2. Senate Republicans say, "Tails, WE win." 1
- Panel 1. Senator Alan Cranston says he's the only candidate with a plan to negotiate an end to arms race. Panel 2. The plan is to wave the white flag. The USSR wins. 1
- Panel 1. Smoke from Yellowstone fire visits Springs. Panel 2. Governor Romer makes some cuts in highway dept. Panel 3. Bronco fans abandon ship over first loss. Panel 4 Security system choice 1
- Panel 1. Space shuttle finally passes rigid safety requirements. Panel 2. Countdown starts. Panel 3. Countdown halted. Panel 4. They have to wait for an opening in space. Soviets dominate space now. 1
- Panel 1. State Department is excluding worm Arafat from visting the big apple. "Sorry, Mr. Arafat, we must exclude those who threaten the security interests of the United States!" Panel 2. State Department welcomes big bear Gorbachev. 1
- Panel 1. State flower, Rocky Mountain Columbine. Panel 2. State bird, Lark Bunting. Panel 3. State animal, Rocky Mountain sheep. Panel 4. State language, cursing. has to do with official English petition. 1
- Panel 1. The USA is flexing its power in middle east with planes and ships. Panel 2. Libyan president, Moammar Khadafy is flexing his tongue, again. 1
- Panel 1. The courts have ruled that a moment of silence in public school is illegal. Panel 2. But public schools closing for Thanksgiving is a legal holiday. I don't get it. 1
- Panel 1. Tony Dorsett wishes for driver's license. Panel 2. Lady Justice wishes for penalties for vicious dog owners. Panel 3. Mayor Bob wishes for sovereignty. Panel 4 Multi-use Dad wishes for sports arena. Santa said Ho! Ho! 1
- Panel 1. Trick or treater dressed as Dan Quayle says, "Boo". Couple is scared. Panel 2. he removes his mask. "Ha Ha. Don't worry..." Panel 3. Dukakis reveals himself, it's only me. Panel 4 couple is REALLY scared. 1
- Panel 1. Uncle Sam is holding a sword. The state is the ultimate earthly protector of little children... Panel 2. ...who are born. Uncle Sam takes out the trash at the Abortion clinic. 1
- Panel 1. Universal studios spits on cross. Headline "The Last Temptation of Christ". Panel 2. Universal Studios man spits on Constitution. 1
- Panel 1. With the Soviet embargo, Uncle Sam may be shooting himself in the foot. Panel 2. With a trade agreement He may be shooting himself in the head. (Again, relating to the old saying, Capitalists will sell us the rope we will hang them with.) 1
- Panel 1. Workmen lifting table with two ballot boxes, Ruling Party and Opposition Party. Panel 2. Opposition Party vote went down toilet." 1
- Panel 1. in 1633 the Pope burned Copernicas at the stake for heresy. Panel 2. Today the Scientific American burns Creation Theorist (Intelligent Design) scientist for heresy. 1
- Panel 1. shows Republican Platform. Panel 2. shows Democratic platform as pie in the sky. 1
- Panel 1. the Washington press corps puts the Presidential seal on podium for President-elect Bush. Panel 2. Same people put up a gun target for Chief of Staff, John Sununu. 1
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- Pat Robertson in an Amish buggy is passing George Bush in his limousine. 1
- Patient is being set up with feeding tube containing a taxpayer in bag, asks how much will this cost? Doctor says his insurance will take care of it. That would be us. 1
- Paul Volker, Fed chief, is a Santa in sleigh pulled by bulls. He's throwing out more discount rates to loan business...again. 1
- Peace protesting students at Colorado College declared the campus to be a nuclear free zone. I can see it now, if the Soviets dropped a nuclear bomb on Colorado Springs, CC would be safe. 1
- Peacemakers Foundation uses children to sew a peace flag out of US flag, depleting freedom. Katya child shown. 1
- Peacenik Congress on donkey leads Secretary of Defense Carlucci by the nose ring labeled Pentagon budget. 1
- People in court are saying the Pledge of Alligiance, "with liberty and justice.." Judge Carrigan says, "..as I see fit." Official English petition in trash. 1
- People sitting at business table are looking at open trap doors which swallowed up some members. "To be honest, when Comrade Gorbachev first unveiled his new policy of "Openness", I mistakenly thought it had something to do with tolerance." 1
- People using tobacco and alcohol wait for slow death whereas cocaine users can die quicker. (Note 1
- People who want to prevent AIDS hand out free syringes. People who want to prevent teen pregnancy hand out free condoms. By this logic, people who want to prevent wife beating should hand out free boxing gloves. 1
- Pesky Insect Druggies stay clear of Malaysia. That country has a death penalty for drug traffickers and they enforce it. 1
- Philippine President Marcos isn't playing fair in the election. His sword is really a gun. I don't think Uncle Sam is going to fall for it. 1
- Philippine President, Maria Corazone Aquino, (Cory) reaches out with Peace branch to communists in rowboat. She threatens to turn over her own sail boat with sharks circling . 1
- Pig, looking like Jim Wright in superman outfit, is flying in to swallow super collider 4 billion tax dollars. 1
- Pilots honor Machinists Union strike. Owner Mr. Lorenzo is alone in the fight. 1
- Plane hijack. "Tired of getting no respect? Looking for a place where people accept you the way your are? Have you murdered a few hostages? Make your pilot fly to Algiers...a place where you can get away with it all." 1
- Playboy and Jane Fonda Productions worker, Karl, sits on Gary Hart's lap handing him money. 1
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