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- (Drawing of actual sculpture in prison yard). Clyde and Marty Hogtrod are still serving time for robbery. The guy who did the sculpture, at taxpayer expense, is still on the loose.. 1
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- (Part of this cartoon was published Sept. 13th) The media comments on Reagan trip to Colorado to help archconservative Kramer. They see Tim Wirth as a moderate...as they see Sen. Cranston. Labeling bias shown here. 1
- (This is a part of a Wha' Happened cartoon that was sent out nationally) Workers are carrying out bodies of aids victims. One says, Let it never be said the ACLU didn't protect their civil rights. 1
- 1984 Democratic platform has a gay rights plank dropping Fritz and Tip into alligator infested water. (Note 1
- 1987 kid is being dragged on stage with scary audience waiting. The old man,1986, is being carried out on stretcher saying, Good luck, kid! 1
- 1994 National polling service workers get a call from President Clinton. He wants to know how HE feels about moral absolutes. (Politicians don't have principles anymore, they have poll-tested positions.) 1
- 95 GOP want to give states block grants for lunch programs. What will Dems say? Media weighs in more melodramatic than Dems. Taking kids lunch money, killing children. 1
- A Holy war between two skunks, the Ayatollah and Iraq's Hussein. Gas war spunk. 1
- A Marxist pirate ship has taken over El Salvadorian ship. World opinion asks, Have you tried a negotiated settlement. It might be a little late for that. 1
- A Priest (or pastor) is reading scripture in huge but nearly empty cathedral. He says, And they will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and did not protest cuts in food stamp services.... He must be reading from the Revised Socialist version. 1
- A UCCS professor is fishing in a bucket labeled '83 Colorado building fund. People laugh but one sees professor has a nibble. The state legislature just might come up with some money. 1
- A bear tries to pass himself off as an FBI eagle. Bureau doesn't seem the same since J. Edgar died. 1
- A big rock head of Noriega is resting on the leg of Uncle Sam. US rescue team, Congress and Media are trying to dislodge big rock head of Edwin Meese nearby. 1
- A burglar has a smile on his face as he hears all the additions police have to read before they make an arrest...a long list of endless guarantees of of appeals until state goes broke. Crime may not pay but it sure costs a lot of money. 1
- A group called Save Our Springs are trying to recall city councilman, Dave Sarton, from office. They are paranoid about growth in Colorado Springs. They think Sarton, the mail man, is the Growth monster. 1
- A kinder, gentler tax bite. 1
- A large judge casts a shadow over a tiny baby in a manger, (exhibit A), to inspect the offensive evidence. It seems Christmas displays come under review every year to see if they pass the church/state test. 1
- A little boy waits outside of mom's office with gift. Secretary asks if he has an appointment. More moms are working outside the home nowadays. 1
- A play on the Snow White Story where the dwarfs exit a coal mine. Union Coal miners are going on strike and the government will keep them inactive with the Food Stamp Program. Hi-Ho! 1
- A prostitute approaches and young man in a car and asks him if he wants to have a good time....with VD, Herpes and black mail monsters await his answer outside. 1
- A scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark... President Reagan gets aid to Central America through a dangerous Senate jungle. Now to the House. 1
- A small Frontier airplane is about to get swallowed up by airline competition. Pilot announces nothing can go wrong...go wrong. 1
- A toy maker encourages children to adopt their cabbage patch dolls (as a Christmas gift). These dolls were all the rage in 1983, and hard to get. An African starving child might disguise himself as a doll to get adopted and fed. It's worth a try. 1
- ABC sports anchor, Jim McKay, reports they MAY have some time to show audience some actual olympic events between the time they spend on analysis, commercials, travel pieces... 1
- Acceptance of slavery in the old days is just like the acceptance of Wade v. Roe today. I don't want to inflict my morality on others. Lots of church leaders were passive in the days of slavery, Nazi crimes and today on the issue of life. 1
- After the Challenger explosion, extra precautions were taken. Future launches will require unanimous votes. 1
- After the election the distorted image people pack up their mirrors and house of horrors operation to leave. They will be back in the next election. 1
- After the election 1
- After trying to cover up the explosion at Chernobyl,Soviet president, Mikhail Gorbachev, blames the western media for revealing the truth.. 1
- Against the advice of his supporters on the new right, President Ronald Reagan decided back a move by the IMF to open up a lot of silver (money) to communist China. The Lone Ranger rides again without his trusted friend, Tonto. How sad. 1
- All non-aligned nations look alike. They all seem to look, a lot, like Lenin. 1
- All terrorists look the same. Uncle Sam looks at Syrian, African, Libyan, Irish Republican Army Terrorist mug shots. 1
- American Gothic painting updated. Nebraska elected a woman Governor. 1
- American eagle stopped Libyan rat. Peacenic dove is sad for the rat. Eagle asks if it would make a difference to point out the poor fellow was armed. 1
- American's favor choice on abortion. Polls also show Americans are opposed to abortion for convenience, media bias. 1
- Americans can afford to buy so much stuff from Japan because they have Union Scale wages. 1
- Americans can't decide whether to spend money in Ron's Gym or Tip's Food and Drink. President Ronald Reagan's plan is to get American in shape. House Speaker, Tip ONeill, wants to add weight to the welfare state. 1
- Amish Rehnquist is hooking up work horse labeled Interpretation up to hot rod US Constitution with activism motor, Liberal Justices Marshall, Brennan and Blackmun are looking a bit embarrassed. 1
- An ABC News poll shows most Americans see poverty and human rights are worse than Soviet subversion. Perhaps more U.S. citizens need to see slaves in USSR forced to work. 1
- An obese Uncle Sam says, "You want ME to establish an institute on obesity? What are you, some kind of comedian, Mr. Gregory?" 1
- Arafat and Libyan leader loves Mitterrand of France holding Greenpeace credentials. Welcome to the International Terrorist Society sewer. 1
- Arafat's nose gets gigantic as he tells more lies about hijacking, Klinghoffer, Arafat is a moderate... 1
- Armenia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine, Russia, etc. are all buried. Castro's Cuba, China and North Korea are all that's left of the Communist system. US leftist professors aren't noticing the pattern either. 1
- As I recall, there were a number of mishaps involving ambulances in the city. 1
- As the North Atlantic Treat Organization celebrates it's 50th birthday, President Bill Clinton, (and NATO officials) seem to be tempting a large, Soviet Bear to react. The bombing in Yugoslavia seem to go past their mission of fighting a humanitarian war. 1
- As the Soviets abduct a woman in alley, they are not worried. The liberal U.S. media focus is on getting rid of Interior Secretary, James Watt. 1
- At the beach Noriega and Namphy [bullies] are kicking sand at President Reagan and lady liberty. 1
- At the gas station prices go down because of OPEC supply. Waiting around the corner state and federal government are planning to raise the price by adding taxes. 1
- Attorney General Ed Meese is preparing to inspect his troops. He has some out-of-uniform problems of his own. 1
- Audience watching parade of patriots waving a flag and carrying muskets in reenactment of our revolutionary forefathers. Little boy wonders if the government knows about this independence day parade...and do those people have permits to carry guns? 1
- Automotive CEO, Lee Iacocca, is building a monument of himself in the image of Liberty. Not that there's anything wrong with that... it's sad to be a self-promoter but I'm not accusing him of wrongdoing. 1
- Ayatollah Khomeini puts on his turban, which covers up the hole in his head. In my view, his head is holey. (Hole-y war...get it?) 1
- Ayatollah pointing a bloody finger at someone saying, "Ah Ha! You have innocent blood on your hands." 1
- Back-stabbing and Infighting in the white house brings circle the Wagons call. President Ronald Reagan's staff has brought the Indians (White House critics) inside the circle of the wagon train. 1
- Baseball analogy. Reagan has a huge personal popularity bat and is waiting for worried Tip O'Neil to pitch MX ball. 1
- Basketball jump start, Dukakis says "Aaack! Foul, ref! He looked at me funny!" Democrats wanting clean contest. 1
- Battle field seeing devastation. Foreign soldiers walk away saying, "They couldn't fight very well but they sure were diverse. " 1
- Battle for control of National Organization for Women is won by "Patton" Eleanor Smeal. Business woman Judy Goldsmith lost. 1
- Bear with nose bandage, Bees in hive, Afghanistan "These stingers Reagan sent us work pretty good!" 1
- Being tough on crime doesn't mean much if the Colorado Parol Board turns murderers loose in a few years. 1
- Benefits of Casino Gambling 1
- Big machine [1990 budget], President Bush hands broom to Congress, Mr. Wright and Mr. Mitchell, "You want us to take care of all this? SURE! Leave us the hard part." 1
- Big spender Senator Cranston did multiple mailings to prove he wasn't a big spender running for president. 1
- Big, mean bull labeled income tax is standing in the way of paving machine, highway funding. Maybe legislature may go around. 1
- Bike racing analogy. Capitalism is in a bike race. World Trade competitor seems unable to trust Supply and Demand wheels and has gone to using protectionism training wheels. My bosses found this cartoon hard to understand. 1
- Bill Clinton, EPA, Fish and Wildlife, Dept. of Interior are the hunters. Farmer, Rancher, Logger, Miner is the game. 1
- Blue print of HUD project shows above-ground building. Below-ground is a toilet. 1
- Booze [the bartender] asks his customers "I don't know why they keep declaring war on us." Customers include cigarettes, drugs, pornography, fatty foods, campaign donations, guns. 1
- Boston Red Sox lost world series. Sad Dukakis shows up with 2nd Debate loss in his hand. "You too, huh?" 1
- Both parties prepare for election....Democrats put face saving cream on Mondale, Elephant sews longer congressional race coattails on Reagan. 1
- Boxing Referee Uncle Sam declares Duarte the winner in El Salvador contest having knocked out his oppenent with USA aid mallet. 1
- Boxing analogy. Colorado, Indiana and Ohio boost Hart back in boxing ring. 1
- Boxing analogy. Reagan is fighting a covert war in central America. Uncle Sam warns him he may be disqualified by world opinion referee if he keeps hitting Communism below the belt, which goes to the top of his head. 1
- Boxing analogy 1
- Bruce Babbitt is driving a cart with Dracula [Tax increase] in coffin. He's leaving New Hampshire wondering "I don't know, Count, I just can't understand why people don't like me!" 1
- Bull fight analogy. Bullfighter says he's ready to fight bull in mutual reduction of arms arena. Giant bull is labeled, verification. It's easy to sign treaties. Verification of actual reduction of arms is huge. 1
- CBS aired a horrifying docudrama called, The Atlanta Child Murders. Some scenes may be disturbing to CBS stockholders, we hope. 1
- CBS is in Goodyear blimp covering the game at the Rose Bowl. A cloud of witnesses along with Christ is returning to earth. CBS, with cameras focused on game, tells Hm he needs to wait His turn. Media priorities might be wrong here. 1
- CIA director, Casey, is a plumber unable to stop the leaks at White House pipes by manipulating media pan catching the water. 1
- Canada's leader, Brian Mulroney is flexing his biceps. copy 1
- Canadian runner, Ben Johnson, is beat out by IOC drug tester guy. Fast, but not fast enough. 1
- Capitol building is surrounded by sacred cows. One bull labeled "obsolete military bases" is being loaded into federal deficit slaughterhouse truck. One cow is worried about the precedent it sets. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the Soviet Union and the United States." Panel 1. When soviet leader gets sick... Panel 2. It's a big secret. Panel 3. When US leader needs medical attention... Panel 4. It's a big prayer request. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the USA and the Soviet Union". Panel 1. We hear classical music and know it's beautiful. Panel 2. Soviet People hear classical music and wonder who died. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the USSR and the USA." Panel 1. Soviet holiday (May day) they show missiles, tanks as instruments of world conquest. Panel 2. American holiday people see cannons as instruments of the local orchestra. 1
- Caption "Expecting an Airstrike?" Panel 1. shows the Israeli response. Soldiers protect people in a shelter. Panel 2. shows the Hezbollah response. Use people for shelter. 1
- Caption "Guess which assault weapon has killed more people in the U.S.A.? Panel 1. [a cigarette] "The one we subsidize?" Panel 2. [a hypodermic needle] "The one we give out free to drug addicts?" Panel 3. [a rifle] "The one we're trying to ban?" 1
- Caption "How to Neutralize Vampires". Panel 1. The Conservative approach 1
- Caption "New taxes for deficit reduction..." Panel 1. "... as seen by taxpayers." Mob robbing small man. "Maybe you don't understand, sucker! Uncle wants his money now." Panel 2. "... As seen by Congress." Santa bringing new taxes, Christmas. 1
- Caption "Newxt year... in the huddle of the Detroit Lyings..." "Coach Rogers said we're going to punt." "Didn't he say that in Michigan and Arizona?" 1
- Caption "One promise they always keep." Panel 1. "Fellow Americans. As an elected representative, you may rest assured I will tackle the important issues with RESOLUTION..." Panel 2. a continuing resolution. 1
- Caption "The Importance of the Second Amendment". Panel 2. has statue of the American Minuteman in 1776 holding a rifle to defend himself. Panel 2. has statue of a Chinese protester in 1989 holding a broom to sweep up the mess. 1
- Caption "The Smoking Ordinance" Panel 1. In the old days, if you didn't want to smell cigarette smoke, you needed a helmet. Panel 2. Now the smoking ordinance protects non-smokers and controls smokers. 1
- Caption "Why some women prefer Dukakis" Panel 1-3 Mr. Bush kisses a baby and says "See you at the polls." Panel 4-6 Mr. Dukakis kisses a baby takes care of him in taxpayer day-care center. "See you at 5 1
- Cars are passing by abandoned home and church and heading for new construction of government buildings. Where are we going? 1
- Carter's hostage situation. Terrorism holds gun while Uncle Sam is yawning. 1
- Cartoon drawn in Johnny Hart's BC style. Fat Broad (The Fed) carries big club (Interest rates) has beaten inflation snake to a pulp. 1
- Central American neighborhood surrounds armed Nicaraguan house looks a bit threatening. Nicaraguan soldiers ask "Us? A threat to our Central American neighbors? Where did you get that absurd idea?" 1
- Central American peace patrol drive by Ortega holding a flate tired labeled "Economy" "Aw, c'mon! Let's go back and give the poor guy a hand!" Broken-down truck labeled "Nicaragua" has three bound and gagged hostages. 1
- Chemist shares Olympic torch with athlete. Performance enhancing drugs are quite a problem in sports competition. 1
- Chicken Little must think the pillar of Committee on Oceans and Atmosphere is holding up the sky. He uses a bazooka to destroy her caterpillar which was trying to knock the pillar down. 1
- Chief Reagan is proud of his first feather in his anti-terrorist headdress. 1
- Child is being feed from a bottle shaped like the capitol dome. Hands that feed the baby look evil. It seems the government wants to feed us from cradle to grave. 1
- Children are sitting in a broken-down school bus with missing tires labeled, Television and broken families, a broken drive shaft, labeled Academic standards. Educators can always find a small part in the engine that's broken. It's called Lack of Money. 1
- Christian TV evangelists, Jim, Tammy Fay Bakker and Minister Oral Roberts are collecting the blood of Christ and selling it in the marketplace. It seems to me, Christ's suffering and pain reveals a very different Gospel than the one they are hawking. 1
- Church leaders quote Romans 13 about submitting to government but break law sneaking in illegals in sanctuary movement. 1
- Church sanctuary movement stops the law from reaching illegals and left wing political activists. 1
- Church-sponsored soup kitchen gives out free meals. Server says, "I know we have an obligation to feed the needy, but what's our obligation to the lazy?" Not published. 1
- Circular vacuum work project. Deficit clean up leaves dust for the jobs bill to clean up which leaves dust for... House speaker Tip O'Neill tells President Ronald Reagan, the beauty about the program is that Politicians are the ones who REALLY clean up. 1
- City Transit bus is going down street with net to catch forced fares from taxpayers. 1
- City and county governments look at ballot issues. Mayor Bob has lots of issues...Tastes Great! Flintridge, Baseball, Smoking ordinance, Charter Changes...while County has one...one cent sales tax...Less Selling. It was an beer commercial argument 1
- City council, "All in favor of letting Lowell Center borrow our bulldozer say, "Aye". 1
- City taxpayers, all broken up, get loaded into Ambulance. Ski Broadmoor supporters in ski outfit wave saying, "Y'all come back!" 1
- City, county and developers are arguing about water supply while Consolidated Space Center bigwigs wait for red carpet treatment. 1
- Civil rights restoration act written on giant bulldog. Personnel manager to secretary "Doris, do you rememberthat 58-year-old east-Albanian transvestite with aids that we turned down for a job here yesterday?" "He's back!" 1
- Close up Jane Fonda, who knows Tim Wirth is for a strong national defense. 1
- Coach Bush, asks Treasury Secretary Brady, what to tackle first. Huge football feet with S&L Bailout on socks. 1
- Colombian drug dealers are killing innocent Colombians while American drug users are complaining "Excuse me? Could we get a little service here? We'd like to get killed too, y'know!" 1
- Colorado Attorney General, Duane Woodard, is arresting gambler Charity Casinos guy while leaving Charity Poker player and lottery player legit. 1
- Colorado Governor candidate, Steve Schuck is drawing attention by wrestling with Coach Dick Lamm. Candidates, Roy Romer, Ted Strickland and Robert Kirscht are not getting media attention. 1
- Colorado Representative Pat Schroeder leads goose-stepping day-care police to grandma's and grandpa's house to see if their day-care operation measures up to federal standards. 1
- Colorado Representative, Ken Kramer, warns fellow firemen (U.S. congress) as the try to put out fire in El Salvador, they should pay attention to the fire starting in the neighboring Mexican oil tanks. It could develop in to a very explosive situation. 1
- Colorado Republican Senate candidate, Terry Considine's primary opponent Martha Ezzard tried to smear him with being a clone of controversial preacher, Jerry Falwell. Terry turned the mud into water. 1
- Colorado Senate Republican Candidate, Bo Callaway, the fox, is happy to get Brair rabbit, Tim Wirth, to strike the sticky issue of breaking up AT&T. It's a tar baby. Smack him again. 1
- Colorado Senator Gary Hart is running for president and is a part-time senator for the state. He is like (the movie) The Electric Cowboy...flashy lights, entertainer, etc. (takes Saudi money). Colorado voters wonder if he can actually herd cattle. 1
- Colorado Senator Gary Hart's rocket is slow to take off...needs battery jump start from a pick up. Senator John Glenn and Senator Fritz Mondale rockets take off, big time. The Right Bluff is a take-off from the movie, The Right Stuff. 1
- Colorado Senator, Tim Wirth and Democratic congress are stoning President Ronald Reagan's EPA department with money. Taxpayers are not surprised to see that happen. Take THAT, big bureaucracy! 1
- Colorado Springs District 11 administrators are trying to close the door at South Junior High but a little kid's head is blocking it. Lots of parents are resisting the closure because South has been around for a long time. It's for the children, isn't it? 1
- Colorado State Legislature carves a Mount Rushmore likeness with two heads. One is combination of Washington and Linclon and the other one of Martin Luther King. Expedient to birthday recognition day. 1
- Colorado State lawmakers can't think of any other pressing business to talk about while a $128 million deficit dragon is eating up the capitol building. 1
- Colorado building with lion statues on steps and human bones beneath. One lion is Secretary of State Meyer who ate tax limitation petition. the other is Judge Carrigan who ate Official English petition. 1
- Colorado did quite well in the football bowl games. Colorado University ate Irish clover, CU Rams had Duck soup and Air Force Falcons ate Buckeyes. They want some more of that but they will have to wait until next year. Munch, munch, munch... 1
- Colorado flag with baby in the sun spot saying please . Amendment #3. Stop state funded abortions. 1
- Colorado governor Dick Lamm and the U.S. Border Patrol are interested in buying the Great Wall of China. Immigration problems are needing to be solved in the United States. The China trade relations folks might be interested. 1
- Colorado voters knocked out Amendment 6. Gov. Romer says "Thanks for your help, stranger. Now, give me your wallet." He's holding tax increase bag. 1
- Colorado voters put a lock on the tax wine cellar. Our so-called public servants have been sampling the wine a bit too much. Amendment 4 requires voter approval if state and local government leaders want to raise our taxes. 1
- Columbus-like Neo Liberal Senator Gary Hart believes he has discovered a new land with his redistribution ideas. He's landed in the Republican times beach and is claiming the land of capitalism as his own. Actually, he is a redistribution kind of fellow. 1
- Commercial airline flies over country looking at a huge construction project in the shape of a pig. Passenger asks what the project is called. Answer 1
- Communist Nicaragua is the match that burns the Unanimous declaration of the thirteen united states in central America. 1
- Communist vulture is heading to Mexico city from Nicaragua. 1
- Communists in Central America can execute both Conservatives and Liberals. Liberals don't see the us and them caveman mentality. 1
- Comparison of well-known American structures. Statue of Liberty is 305 feet high. Washington Monument, Empire State building, Sears Tower are all small in comparison to frivolous court litigation stacks of paper coming from our courts. 1
- Congress (Tip O'Neil) is attaching a $10.2 billion superfund cleanup cart to an already burdened Uncle Sam who is rolling a giant Federal Deficit rock up a hill. 1
- Congress delivered on funding for President Ronald Reagan's MX missile program. As the president enters the poker game with the Soviet communists, his hand will be greatly strengthened with the MX bargaining chip arrival. 1
- Congress gets OK from court to launch a Special Prosecutor against President Reagan. 1
- Congress has dug us into a very deep deficit hole now creates a plan of escape...small ladders don't work. 1
- Congress is planning to bury Reagan's budget plan. Cut away shows the price of oil will greatly affect the economy when she blows. Maybe it's too early to bury the budget. 1
- Congress issues war on poverty gun. Cartoon bubble "Ready... Aim..." Gun is pointing toward entry level jobs kid. Signs on box of guns "Govt. issue War on Poverty Weapons" and "The minimum wage $5.05". 1
- Congress looks to find favor with large special interest groups...except family exemptions. (kids are of little value) 1
- Congress member is carried into a business place by government slaves to see if the business is complying with labor, health and civil rights laws. Employee is reading a newspaper headline saying, "Congress exempt from own laws". 1
- Congress' soak the rich capital gains tax is sinking business. Poor people are getting soaked. 1
- Congress, playing for the Salvation Army, might have gone off the wagon on deficit juice. conversion might not be genuine. 1
- Congress, pretending to be doctors trying to save a spending cut bill, is rushing to operating room. They are sneaking in a congressional pay raise hidding in the cart. 1
- Congressmen are tearing apart the US Government car, obviously making a mess of it, Wright tells electorate to pay more attention to the driver, the presidency...where the media are. 1
- Congressmen, dressed as British Fox Hunting party are riding bulls across the grounds. Onlookers wonder what they are hunting. Sacred cows, is the answer. (Actually, politicians are hunting election victory by riding their sacred cows.) 1
- Conservative, Colorado Springs will always get run over by Liberal, Denver in the city wages department. Denver marches to beat of a different majorette. 1
- Construction workers build democratic platform. On the front is sign showing, Socialism" Cradle to grave government care." Leader tells workman who is putting up a banner saying, "Family programs". They are just supposed to cover up top word. 1
- Convention Focus. Panel 1. Democrats will focus entirely on the Vietnam debacle. (showing famous photo of helicopter rescue of Vietnamese exit. Panel 2. Republicans will focus on the 9/11 attack. 1
- County Commission covered wagon returns from County sales tax pass full of arrows. Natives did not like their capital improvements plan. 1
- County Commissioner Harris is using a small fish (5 mill property tax reduction) as bait for a large 1% sales tax fish 1
- County Commissioners lock the door on new jail (HB 1405) Taxpayers are locked in. 1
- Couple on road to polls to vote against county sales tax sees their car washed down stream. He thinks he saw a thought float by. 1
- Courts have no idea what the 1st Amendment is about. They are trying to build a school on wall of separation dividing secular and sacred. 1
- Cover page of 1982 year end review. President Ronald Reagan (and his economic program) is tied to a cactus. Federal spending cow has him all wrapped up. 1
- Crowded jail scene. Anti-Soviet media wants to know the latest on political prisoners. Soviet prison has many Sakharov prisoners. 1
- Cuban tyrant, Fidel Castro is talking to Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev about getting a Chernobyl-like nuclear plant in Cuba. 1
- Dan Quayle is pictured as a quail on the run. Media hunters are missing shots. One says, "I don't know about the 'draft' part, but he sure is good at dodging. Copy. sent original to Quayle. 1
- Dan Rather of CBS is supposed to be covering the tug-of-war, but is actually pulling for the Democratic team with Dukakis. 1
- Daniel Ortega signing a document "I, Daniel Ortega, hereby promice to comply with the Central American Peace Plan. Signed 1
- David and Goliath analogy. President Reagan as David has killed the giant labeled Inflation. Behind him is an even larger giant, the '84 deficit drawing his sword. 1
- Death and Taxes are sitting comfortably in the home of SURE THINGS. Entering in is "Illegal Campaign Donations" man. In every election there is going to be cries of "illegal campaign donations". 1
- Death carries an Electro magnet lack of vision power pac on his back and wipes out US Steel industry. 1
- Debate organizers arrange the podiums for next Mondale, Reagan debate. Reagan's podium is a coffin. (Age issue) 1
- Debt policeman is taking old man 1988 in. Man says, "Good luck" to little 1989 baby. 1
- Deep in the Congressional dungeon Watergate reform is still awaiting trial. 1
- Defense attorneys for Vernon Wayne Templeman can dance on police officer Mark Dabling's grave. Their sob stories and trial tactics worked to get their convicted murderer a life sentence. Mark Dabling is dead. 1
- Defense attorneys for suspected police murderer, Vernon Wayne Templeman, are using every trick in the book to delay justice. People are losing patience with the court. 1
- Defense lawyer Seawell is in court pleading not guilty for client accused of poaching. Race and economic condition is given as reason. It makes sense if you are running for US senate. 1
- Delegation from the U.S. returns to China. China's dear leader, Deng, rolls out the red carpet, which is a little squishy with blood of Tibetan monks. 1
- Democrat House Speaker, Jim Wright, has sent Contra's flower bullets to fight communism. Contra soldiers give up. 1
- Democrat donkey drags Dukakis rowboat over a mountain looking for a mainstream somewhere. Mike Dukakis has no defense policy. 1
- Democrat donkey has six dwarves aboard 1
- Democratic House and Senate leaders (House Speaker, Jim Wright and Senator Byrd) concentrate on fixing a Contra Aid leak in the great Federal Spending works while ignoring huge leaks in other programs. 1
- Democratic burro's line up for race. Presidential candidate, Senator Gary Hart rides a bimbo rather than a burro. (I'm not sure this cartoon was rejected, but if it was, it would be because my bosses thought it was nasty.) (Me...nasty?) 1
- Democratic party leader is riding a donkey at the back of a long line of people walking in the desert saying, I'm your leader! 1
- Democratic plank (nail) on Central America will keep US President from rescuing hostage from Communism. 1
- Democrats and Republicans hit each other with crosses. Democrats use Social, politically correct issues to hit Republicans. GOP elephants use the moral issue cross to hit Democrats with. Political cross bearing. 1
- Democrats can't pull smile off of Reagan's optimistic smile. 1
- Democrats see tax cut babies as a problem. He/she doesn't fit in with their big government family. The GOP elephant is overjoyed when the democrat donkey drops this baby at their doorstep. Limited government types love tax cut babies. 1
- Difference between trade policies. USA has an in and out box with orders piled up. Japan has out and out boxes. 1
- Diplomatic tour bus goes by the French Embassy, Greek Embassy, Mexican Embassy...points out the Libyan Embassy which is a spider web with many victims already eaten. 1
- Disneyland setting. The NASA volunteer in space office has no people standing in line for the ride after another rocket explosion. 1
- District Attorney Russel has the unpleasant task of cleaning his assistant, George Vahsholtz from skunk remarks. 1
- Dole the tax raiser with elephant mask, GOP afraid, I'm one of you. 1
- Dove of peace looks worried at peace protesters forming sickle while soviets read to pound with hammer. 1
- Doves [against the war], using a Dukakis campaign kit which includes and eagle-like beak, are getting ready to fly among a forest full of Reagan Democrat hawks [pro-war]. Dove Dukakis asks, "Are you sure the hawks are going to fall for this Sasso? 1
- Downhill sled race analogy. County commission, state legislature and chamber of commerce all all going down hill. Mayor Bob is not a team player wanting the county sled to not get a good start. 1
- Dr. Wirth and Dr. Kramer (Senate candidates) are paying close attention to beauty patient opinion polls while their personal political convictions seems to be dead. 1
- Drawing of every president in the history of the US. Caption "They are some leaders who might not have made if they were subjected to the same scrutiny as Dan Quayle." 1
- Drug Suppliers are sent to jail. Get out on the other side to the the demand side (drug users) are in stronger demand. One policeman to another "Maybe we should pay a little more attention to the demand side." 1
- Drug dealers are not afraid of law enforcement. The profits they can make selling drugs far outweigh the punishment they face if they are caught by law enforcement. 1
- Drug traffickers fly F-15 jets. the Colorado Bureau of Investigation budget police fly WW1 biplanes. 1
- Druze militia capture some Marines in El Salvador. It could jeopardize Reagan's peacekeeping operation. 1
- Duarte as State Dept. puppet, Land reform lost, Arena party wins. Duarte says ""Sure, give 'em a vote," you said! "Let 'em determine their own destiny," you said!" 1
- Dukakis and Bush are at the poker table. Dukakis is saying, "Oh yeah? Well, I'll see your minimum wage proposal and toss in a parental leave policy!" Waitress is looking a pick slip. They are cleaning out the bar owner. 1
- Dukakis in miracle boat, sinking, Men on deck of large ship "Here comes our prospective commander now." 1
- Dukakis looks at Arias Peace plan, picture of dove, Ortega eating dove. Mr. Dukakis "Cute little dove you have here, Señor Ortega." 1
- Dukakis, head of donkey, runs to finish line, Jackson and Gore also in head, close race. Man talking to woman "Now that's what I'd call a close race!" 1
- During a drought in Georgia, Colorado farmers sent truck loads of hay there...all that without a rock concert. Imagine that. 1
- Eagles are watching TV and drinking fish beer. They forget they used to fly. We're getting soft as a nation. President Jimmy Carter calls it malaise. I'd call it, process of decay. 1
- Easter cartoon. Satan gets bad news from his minions. Jesus is alive. 1
- Eastern Airlines pilot as the control tower "Pilot to Control Request permission to lighten our load!" Federal Court judge replies "This is control. Request denied. Now Fly!" 1
- Economic terms as defined by public schools. Supply is diploma, Demand is parent who insists on social diploma. Gross National product is dumb graduate. 1
- Eight panels showing election on a republic school bus voting for a driver ending in a person not voting. Tough. We are in this together. 1
- Eight panels showing evolution of courtship. Short story 1
- El Paso County Commissioners, Chuck Brown and Terry Harris look at Frank Klutz with hole in foot. He shot himself with a special investigation request gun. 1
- El Paso County is on life support with DATA management association. It can't look at Bid Right medical supplies. The county commission's attachment to DATA management keeps them from inviting other bidders to compete. Something strange is going on here. 1
- El Salvador boss, Duarte comes to the power sharing table with fingers crossed. Citizens wonder if they can keep their fingers when Communist player swings his ax. 1
- El Salvador must decide...should it take Aid from the USA, which would elevate them to freedom or the easy aid from the USSR which will lead them to hanging noose. Uncle Sam notes "Observe! There are strings attached on both sides." 1
- Election. GOP elephant is making his way to boxing ring to fight the Democratic champ, Tim Wirth. He is beating himself up before reaching the ring. 1
- Elephant is sad if the Republicans lose the Conra Aid vote. Donkey is sad if the Democrats lose Central America. 1
- Employment bikes rides better with round tires (Supply and Demand) rather than square tires (Comparable worth) Ms. [Janice] Goodman [New York lawyer]. 1
- End of cold war cartoon. Soviet Union grip on Communist block of ice is melting. Poland, East Germany, Rumania is thawing out. 1
- Environmental Political Agency...the dirty truth. Big confrontations with liberals, big government bureaucrats and limited government supporters seem to have the stage while the environment is neglected. 1
- Environmental Protection Agency, sheriff Anne Grouch, has town council polluters in jail. She says, Don't blame me. YOU made the law. 1
- Environmentalist sect comes together on Earth Day. 1
- Every Election year, Democrats like to scare elderly voters by telling them the Republicans want to stop their Social Security check from coming in. This time, the Republicans beat them to the trick. 1
- Everybody...thugs, robbers, prostitutes, con men, crazy people get under the court protection umbrella but the elderly are left in the rain at the mercy of guardianship. 1
- Everyone is watching Reagan and Gorby play arms talks game while Nicaragua saw is cutting a trap door around US. 1
- Everyone knows you shouldn't feed bears. Newly declared presidential candidate, George McGovern thinks if we feed the soviet bear Central American bacon, we'll be OK. 1
- Fall TV viewer interest camera focus is Olympics, Football, World Series are big. Small on stilts are Bush and Dukakis debates. 1
- Famous Primary Campaign Phrases 1
- Fat Jim Wright (representing Congress) tells defense and social programs they have to adjust belts due to budget crisis. They tighten, congress loosens his belt so he can have a pay raise. 1
- Father, without shirt but wearing a tie, opens a Father's Day present. It's a shirt. Just what he wanted. 1
- Featuring the nose of a cocaine user. Panel 1. An uneducated cocaine user could have a straw up his nose and snort drugs. Panel 2. An Educated user could do the same thing. Panel 3. A REPENTANT drug user does not snort. 1
- Fed chairman, Paul Volcker, is lighting his economic recovery (victory) cigar with high interest rate matches. 1
- Federal Reserve chairman, Paul Volker, knocked out the bull stock market with is discount rate cape. Bull hit high interest rate wall. Oops. 1
- Federico Pena wins the mayor's race in Denver. Ex-mayor, William McNichols gives Colorado Governor Richard Lamm advice not to say anything about his immigration policies. (Governor Lamm believed in boarder control.) 1
- Fetus in pregnant woman thanks voters who passed amendment #3 to stop state funded abortions. 1
- Fidel Castro singing "Happy birthday to me" Cuban revolution 30 years, burning people candles on cake. 1
- Final Version of Truth shall set you Free. cartoon. Truth is relative in academia. Now they rely on Coalition. 1
- Finally, Congress comes through with propellant for space defense program. A very small can. 1
- Finally, the suicide doctor, Jack Kevorkian, experiences some jail time for assisting people kill themselves. 1
- Five El Paso County commissioners had an opportunity to raise taxes but instead voted to cut spending. Whoa! Feds call for quarantine. 1
- Five men sit on one chair at the employment office. They must be from the overcrowded jail. 1
- Five panels showing the progression of decay. Panel 1. Trash. Panel 2. Dead rat. Panel 3. Maggot. Panel 4. Slime. Panel 5. Neo-nazi is lowest form of life. (Note 1
- Five panels. Jesse Jackson is back seat driving on a donkey with Mondale and Hart. He keeps pushing them left until donkey falls over the directs them to Lift. 1
- Following the idea in a mustard commercial. Pat Schroeder, in a limo, asks soldiers in jeep if they've seen any government waste. 1
- Food for Thought on Thanksgiving Day. If the ACLU had arrived before the pilgrims...they would have put up a designated non-praying area sign. 1
- Food for peace program gives out free food to starving population. Among the starving (farmer) is the guy looking to survive. His home-grown apple prices can't compete with free apples. Sometimes foreign aid smashes local economies. 1
- Football analogy. Because of the GOP huge majority in both house and senate the '84 budget football easily passes. 1
- Football analogy. USSR team wants detente referee to agree SDI passes are illegal. 1
- Football analogy 1
- For SOME reason, the Republicans just couldn't deliver their ideas to the American People. No wonder. The cab driver (liberal media) is a Democrat. 1
- Foreign looking waiter asks the Clintons if they want, dessert, coffee, manila envelope stuffed with checks for legal defense fund? 1
- Formal Colorado Springs Prospective City Manager Gala Party. Two people didn't get the memo and dressed in rabbit and robin outfits. (Note 1
- Four drawings. Handgun is legal. Automatic gun is illegal. Next, long eared dog is legal, Pit bull is ? 1
- Four panels (very wordy) where NOW lady is promoting Isaac's comparable worth ideas. She obviously doesn't understand the Capitalistic system. 1
- Four panels showing Carter and Reagan debate. Panel 1. Both are against apartheid. Panel 2. Reagan has concerns about tribal war and loss of human rights. Panel 3. Silence. Panel 4. Carter is against apartheid. Here we go again. 1
- Four panels. This country seems to be like an ostrich who thinks he's going to be safe by hiding his head in the sand. Radon is the latest issue that the media are saying, Danger! Danger! about. The establishment wants to scare us to death. 1
- Fourth of July with Uncle Sam, the eagle and children dancing. Nuke protesters think it might not be a good day to demonstrate. 1
- France thought they had a gentleman's agreement with Islamic terrorists. They would go easy on them if they didn't attack people of France. Here a pig is watching a snake swallowing her piglet. I guess it's hard to make bargains with Islamic extremists. 1
- Free enterprise thrives on reward/punishment system. Courts are supposed to punish evil. When they forgive like God does there is no need for them. 1
- Freedom fighters from foreign lands [Angola and Afghanistan] need to be careful when they come to America to ask for aid. We have a lot of liberals in our government. 1
- French President Franois Mitterrand evicts Soviet spies from his country. They are like thieves who have art from the Louvre museum under their jackets and can't figure out what the problem is. 1
- Fresno, San Diego, Los Angeles public employees (rats) are leaving the Social Security sinking ship. California is always first. 1
- Fritz Mondale definitely can beat Hart and Jesse in the Pie-in-the-sky throwing contest. 1
- Fritz Mondale wins first debate. He leaves table with handful of chips. Reagan leaves table with a wheelbarrow full of chips. 1
- GOP manager for boxer, President Ronald Reagan is concerned about his large deficit belly. His upper body is OK it's just unusual for a conservative president to run up such a large deficit. It might hurt him in the next election. 1
- Gay man comes out of the closet bringing with him the AIDS virus. 1
- George Bush is carrying Dan Quayle to shore saving them both from sharks. CBS shark has a wimp label in his mouth. 1
- Geraldine Ferraro, son's punishment for cocaine, Ms Ferraro on telephone "Yes, Judge, I agree selling cocaine is wrong! I agree my son, John, should be punished... But, my gawd, does he have to do his own cooking?" 1
- Gerry Ferraro and Mondale address crowd. People listen to Ferraro and leave when Mondale speaks. 1
- Giant USA military force runs from Lebanon. Little Israeli boy with sling shot can handle it. 1
- Giant, Palestinian uses sling shot, Israel has heavy armor, Rocks! Why didn't I think of that? 1
- Gladiator using SDI shield. "Boy, this space shield works great against the Red Menace." "Red missiles, no problem." Gladiator gets hit in the back by Congressional Budget Cuts. 1
- Glasnost (openness) soviet style is a bon fire where Gorby is throwing in books...Brezhnev, Chernenko, etc. from the USSR library. 1
- Gorbachev reading a Soviet ABM treaty breakout plan has gun at Uncle Sam's head. Uncle Sam, reading SDI research book has gun at dummy's head. Mutually Assured Destruction policy in play. 1
- Gorby and Reagan are in a muscle contest at Arms summit meeting. 1
- Gorby is serving Russians soup, labeled Glasnost, with media present. A curtain covers up the rest of the Russian empire, Slavs, Czechs, Armenians, Poles, Latvians, etc. starving. 1
- Gorby speaks, butter, birds, flowers, peace, hands out tanks guns, bombs to Castro, Ortega 1
- Gorby's brand new kitchen, the Reform Bakery, is ready to produce. Shipment of flour is one bag. 1
- Governor Lamm brings death to party saying he's not so bad. "Goll-ly, Governor, thanks a lot. To think of all these years I've held a certain prejudice against death." 1
- Governor Lamm wants unemployed CF&I workers to go to Colorado Springs. This connects with his thoughtful anti-immigration plan? 1
- Governor Lamm, in horse jump competition, clears Social Services barrier, Prisons barrier, education barrier but health care costs is a brick wall too high. 1
- Governor Richard Lamm sings positive state of state message for 1983. He doesn't see wolf behind the door waiting for something to eat. 1
- Gramm-Rodman bus, target of zero deficit by 1991, finds lonely passengers still waiting for Peter Pan to pick them up. 1
- Great community effort won the city 1st place in the Hall of Fame competition. 1
- Great evergreen for tax time. All of the "progress" like wine comes back to hurt us. "Housing for the homeless." "Here's to more Farm Aid." "Increase in education spending." "Free day care for the poor." "A toast to National health care." 1
- Guess which critter the West German government believes has chemicals that are dangerous to public health 1
- Guess who the Supreme Court won't allow in the courtroom? Choices...defendant's attorneys, defendant's psychiatrists, defendant's social experts, Defendant's family and friends, the victim's orphaned children. 1
- Guillotine at Airport catches passengers' attention. [Post Air India Flight 182 bombing. See Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph article "Air-India broke up in flight" dated June 25, 1985, page 1.] 1
- Guy living under a bridge can't decide to be the democratic nominee to run against Joel Hefley in 1990 or hitchhike to Florida. 1
- HBO movie stars and Union of Concerned Scientists are walking the plank on Captain Midnight's vessel. Lady says to scientist I thought you said star wars technology was unfeasible. 1
- Hammer and sickle are lying on the ground. The wooden handles are sprouting flowers, labeled Russian church. "Persistent, isn't it?" 1
- Hank Brown takes up fetal position on abortion. pro-life candidate, politics 1
- Hard economic times has the State Fair lady riding in old, broken Pueblo pick up. Denver, in new car, is trying to pick her up. I hope she stays in Pueblo. 1
- Hart and Glenn are shooting arrows at Fritz Mondale. Reagan is happily picking up spent arrows for his campaign. 1
- Harvesting babies has the storks flying with vultures. It used to be an honorable profession. 1
- Hawk Arsenal includes tanks, bombers, fighters, carriers, destroyers, subs, missiles, ground troops, SDI, radar stations, etc. Dove arsenal is a brain with an endless supply of Vietnam war comparisons. 1
- Headline on paper says, "Lung cancer victims see victory in $17 million Pall Mall lawsuit." Fat kid comes to shopping cart with Sugar Zows. His mom says, "Sure...Why not? We can always sue." 1
- Here is a pretty accurate drawing of Herford cow showing it's manure labeled Neo-Nazi's homeland. 1
- High class couple sits at private enterprise restaurant. Mayor Bob, as busboy, says, "Sports Arena? Hey, we all might try some of that. Yo! taxpayers" 1
- High wire trapeze act. President Ronald Reagan is catcher with huge coat tails labeled popularity. congress elephant looks confident. Democrats say he's cheating.. 1
- Hollywood is constructing high wall around Colorado. Are we being quarantined because of some contagious disease that kills people when they are exposed to our body fluids? No. They don't like the way we voted. 1
- Hooray! The Republican Congress was carried out on the shoulders of the people. They saved Social Security. Actually they are carried out on the BACKS of the American taxpayers. Republicans used to stand for limited government. 1
- Horse race analogy 1
- Horse race track analogy. GOP elephant goes to starting gate. Donkey goes also but loaded down with Special Interest endorsements. 1
- House Appropriations committee is handing money to the State Department labeled Aid to El Salvador. Money has hooks attached. President Ronald Reagan had requested much more aid for El Salvador but congress has charge of appropriations and can add hooks. 1
- House Majority Leader, Jim Wright, wearing primitive attire, is about to toss taxpayer lady sacrifice in volcano, labeled Mount Deficit. Other congress tribe members can't believe the constituent still doesn't believe congress deserves a pay raise. 1
- House Speaker, Jim Wright, is catching lots of pork money in his spider web. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill and Majority Leader, Jim Wright are walking away from President Ronald Reagan's desk having left a huge, stinky 1987 spending bill saying, I sure hope he signs it. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill and and Senator Barry Goldwater are doctors diagnosing an obvious case of contagious commie disease on a patient from Central America. Tip wants to prescribe aspirin as medicine. Goldwater wants commitment without limit. 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, is writing the death certificate for the president's Reaganomics program (cause of death 1
- House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, an obvious tax-dollar, spending junkie wants Uncle Sam (U.S. taxpayers) to give him some more money to help him to make a payment on the deficit. There's a Great Society Bar right next door. Hmmm. 1
- House and Senate knights kill one another and miss hurting the deficit dragon. 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill resists and unprecedented intrusion, in determining U.S. foreign policy. He is telling President Ronald Reagan to stay away from Central American cabin with communist bear entering into the back door.. 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill, can't seem to wrestle his credit card to the mat. The budget deficit charge card pinned him again. Would that the credit card would face the scissors (Balance Budget Amendment). 1
- House speaker, Tip O'Neill, is an expert and playing partisan politics with the Equal Rights for Women issue. He has glued a GOP politician to his seat when he might want to stand for the ERA queen. Tip uses the word, fairness a lot. 1
- How should congress fight the Deficit dragon? Panel 1. Should they fire more tax increases into it's mouth, which makes It grow even larger? Panel 2. Or should they just reduce Gov't spending and starve it to death? Duhh. 1
- How we make laws in the United states 1
- Huge Continental Bank lands on safety net made up with people like you and me. Calls on other banks to leap to safety. 1
- Huge Mayor Bob overshadows the committee organized to find new city manager. 1
- Huge Russian bear going after Central American Freedom lady trapped in a corner. President Reagan aiming congressional spit wad. 1
- Hundreds of worshipers kneel before a false God of Compromise. We feel comfortable with that God, I guess. However, there are some things we can't compromise on. 1
- I don't know why this cartoon was rejected. The liberal congress seems more interested in feeding tax dollars to fish (kept in space helmet) than helping space program. 1
- I have forgotten what this issue is about. Rev. Curran is questioning Pope John about his communication with God. Probably this cartoon was too much in the weeds to our readers to understand. Bosses were probably right. 1
- I knew this cartoon wouldn't be published. Drawing a fetus is a no-no. I think the saying was an election sound bite. 1
- I think this cartoon didn't make it to the Gazette because of the scripture code. I tried it again without the mayor. 1
- I think this cartoon is connected to a news item about security problems in the airline industry. Passengers have to almost get undressed to board the plane but the loaders take all kinds of things that could be considered dangerous. 1
- I've never understood the logic of union strikes. To me it seems like the workers choose to punish themselves needlessly. Picture a Sailing ship with USS Auto competition sign, UAW strike sailors choose to walk the plank. Japan is happy to sell us cars. 1
- Illustrating the Annual Western Street Breakfast on Tejon Street. "Keep them horses away from the servin' table". Diners look startled. 1
- In one small package (baby) God gave us (all the biblical names of Christ) 1
- In the Economic beauty contest, Multi-national corporation judges are not going to be impressed with Colorado's unitary tax bag over her head. 1
- In the old days, the family would take care of grandfather. Today, many more families are abandoning gramps to the government to take of. It's kind of sad. 1
- In the presidential campaigns, thus far, Vice President Al Gore is a REAL tree-hugger. Candidate George W. Bush says he is a compassionate conservative but has very little to show what that means. 1
- In this election the democrat party donkey is looking in closet wondering whether to wear the hippy, special interest Senator Gary Hart, Senator Fritz Mondale, Senator Alan Cranston outfit or the working class Senator John Glenn overalls. 1
- Inflation has taken its toll on American's earnings. Now Uncle Sam is worn out working on the tax cut wood pile. Big government programs have been cutting up the earnings furniture. Lady is glad he is working on the right woodpile. 1
- International Physicians for the Prevention of Nuclear War [1985 Nobel Peace Prize winner] and Soviet bear eat at the Nobel Peace Prize restaurant. 1
- Iran Sheriff Ayatollah is on the phone promising to look for Joe Terrorist in his district. Wanted poster "Wanted dead or alive / Public enemy #1" shows Sheriff Ayatollah. 1
- Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini has President Jimmy Carter jumping through all kinds of hoops and looking ridiculous in his effort to get the U.S. embassy hostages back. The world is watching. 1
- Iran's Ayatollah, with horns, hangs free speech. 1
- Islamic extremists have been using gas on infidels. It gives a whole new meaning to the minarets. 1
- Israel Prime Minister Shamir picks up paper Likud ballots when Palestinian terrorists throw bombs. Turn bombs into paper. Caption "Another miracle in the Holy Land ... Palestinian terrorists turn bombs into paper." 1
- Israel's Prime minister Yitzak Shamir leaves New York with a nice agreement from President Ronald Reagan. The Statue of Liberty is holding a menorah instead of a lamp. Let that light shine. 1
- Israeli Prime Minister, Yitzhak Shamir, feels abandoned by the United States State Department. He just got a "Dear John" letter. 1
- Israeli lion is taking a beating for catching a PLO snake trying to choke him. Cartoon bubble over bird depicting World Opinion "Pick on somebody your own size, you brute!" 1
- Israeli soldier cutting PLO dragon apart, sections of tail are new dragons. 1
- It seems only the little state of Israel can rescue the rest of the world from terrorist lizard. 1
- It seems our police force protects the identity of Johns but not the prostitute from press coverage. 1
- It seems there was a lot of interest by the liberal media about President Ronald Reagan's defense policy in Bolivia. The media doesn't seem to be much interested in the drug traffickers there. 1
- It used to be, when police stopped an obviously drunk driver, they would ASK for their license. Now, with a new drunk driving law the police can TAKE their license. 1
- It's a scary scenario. The United States and the Soviet Union are having a disagreement. Both are holding barrels of TNT in their arms and a small terrorist in the shoe of the USSR just might have a match to cause a huge explosion. 1
- It's an illustration which went with a newspaper story about Jesus Rock Bands (I think) . A young man is looking through the scripture for a passage where Jesus said, "On rock I'll build my church". (Matt. 16 1
- Italy's Craxi looks like he has been bitten by a Terrorist vampire (Mohammed Abbas) who somehow escaped Uncle Sam. [See Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph article "Meese says 'no haven' for suspect" dated October 14, 1985, page 1] 1
- Jack and Jill analogy. Panel 1. Colorado Springs and Aurora went up the hill (to homestake II well) Panel 2. But found a lawyer representing Bambi. Panel 3. Vail developers in Bambi clothing quenches lawyer's thirst. 1
- Jack and the beanstalk analogy. A Giant (Debt) is coming down Production stalk sown by government farm subsidies. Uncle Sam sold the beans to farmers way back in the depression days. 1
- Jack and the beanstalk analogy. Jack is an Independent Oil producer with oil price eggs. OPEC is giant that thinks the eggs belong to him. I'm not sure chicken eggs are golden. 1
- Jackson and Dukakis climb in boxing ring, media focus on Cuomo finding seat. 1
- Jackson and Dukakis in kinetic art museum, see economy boom sculpture, put an end to violence, hopefully. 1
- Jane Fonda is looking down in a Vietnam grave containing American soldier skeleton with hole in head saying, "OK! I'm, like, sorry! OK?" 1
- Jesse Jackson boards a bus driven by Democrats. Dukakis, Gephardt, and others are front. Backseat is where the unelectable sit. 1
- Jesse Jackson goes to Syria to retrieve an American hostage. He plays into the Syrian Productions role of Moses. Loves it. Director says "We'll take it from, "Let my people go!"" 1
- Jesse Jackson on donkey and big liberal agenda bag is getting ready to make a big leap to white house. "Sure, we can do it!". Below are the bones of Walter Mondale and George McGovern holding their liberal agenda bags. 1
- Jesse Jackson told to stay out of certain states headline. They're worried about losing voters. Dukakis tells Jesse to use the back entrance. 1
- Jesse Jackson, Hart and Mondale are throwing rocks at the White House sleaze factor window. Democratic house is all glass with boxes of Gay promo literature, Yield to Marxist bills and Abortion instruments. 1
- Jesus said, Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them... Luke 18 1
- Jim Wright and George Bush walk away from a table showing a pile of bones labeled "Contra Aid". Now THAT's what I call a power lunch." 1
- Jim Wright holds contras arms while Ortega hits him with hammer and sickle, USSR soldier, GT 1
- Jim Wright is teacher mad at student Robert Michel. He used a bad word..."ethics". 1
- Jim Wright, shoveling money, deficit spending. "I think I'm beginning to understand why these guys can't make it on the $89,500-a-year salaries!" 1
- John Dewey, Voltaire, Darwin, and Karl Marx trees produce no fruit in land of ideas. Fenced off to public schools area is the fruit trees of religion. 1
- John Tower is taking his date home from the dance. He had to promise Senate Armed Services Committee he would have her home by 10 1
- John Tower, trying to get over the high hurdle of ethics. Democratic referee looking on. Mr. Bush says it's unfair. GOP referee is laughing because Jim Wright runs next. 1
- Jordan's King Hussein eats with PLO leader, Yasser Arafat and wonders what kind of meat is in it. In other room PLO radicals are chopping up the dove of peace. 1
- Judge Werker has ruled (pulled up the rope ladder to the tree house) that parents can't enter or observe the sex counseling their children are getting. This ruling is tied to the tax- funded FAMILY planning project. 1
- Judge painted sign on side of building of lady Justice holding scales. One scale labeled Innocence the other labeled, Extenuating Circumstances. Guilt just sounded so harsh, to the judge. 1
- Judge runs away from tomb stone desecration. Sims' victim #3 is damaged by judicial system. 1
- Just a little joke. Hughes Aircraft Company lost two satellites. Good news and bad news, sir. The good news is we were finally able to track down our two satellites." What if they both crashed on top of their building? 1
- Just when Public Education is waiting to have school choice break their chains of state government regulation, President Bill Clinton arrives with some new ball and chain federal government regulations. 1
- Justice dept. is getting ready to operate on teamster leadership bringing in all kinds of transplant organs. 1
- Karl Marx thought religion was the opium of the masses. Communism has been shown to fall short in producing the kind of classless society he visualized. Marx is like the stone that had no power to block the resurrection of Christ. What a surprise. 1
- Kids leave the protection of the state, where prayer is protected by the constitution, to the unprotected public school. Congressional leaders can pray publicly but public educators cannot pray publicly. Go figure. 1
- King Kong, Iran, is battling Godzilla, Iraq, and destroying the city. Citizen asks Uncle Sam if we're backing Godzilla. 1
- Lady Justice pokes DA Russel with sword. Vahsholtz asks if she knows who they are. 1
- Lamb is talking to Jesus saying, I sure am glad YOU know your sheep. In the foreground are three wolves in sheep's clothing labeled, Liberal theologies, cults, and oddball religions. 1
- Large negotiating table with many middle eastern chairs...Saudi, Jordan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Libya high chair...Chad, Egypt... 1
- Last debate. Reagan and Mondale shake hands. Below are the predictions. Turn out the lights song, Celtic's coach lights cigar, fat lady sings, cowboy sings So long...it's been good to know ya. 1
- Let the games begin. Olympic torch bearer [Rafer Johnson] is surrounded by police. 1
- Liberal House Speaker, Tip O'Neill, is giving the Soviets an idea what's in President Ronald Reagan's poker hand in critical Geneva Arms Talks. The nuclear freeze action in the house weakens president's hand. 1
- Liberal columnist, Carl Rowan in Washington, wants to ban handguns even though he used one to protect his house. Should button his coat or his lip. 1
- Liberal critics wonder "I certainly agree with most of your rehabilitation suggestions, Dr. Kissinger, but do you really think it's necessary to remove the bull?" 1
- Liberal judges play around with the law by not allowing states to enforce their capital punishment laws. It's like a hop-scotch game with them while they jump from one murder-victim chalk outline to another. 1
- Liberal judges stock the gas chamber with laughing gas. Capital punishment must be a joke to them. 1
- Liberal peace activist mother calls the pentagon to complain their nuclear bombs are scaring the heck out of her children (hiding under the table). The mother's demonstration posters might also have something to do with that. 1
- Liberal peace protesters might be seen as May Pole dancers who tie up the American eagle with big govt., a unilateral freeze, debt and humanism ribbons. The Soviet bear waits for the defenseless bird to be served on a platter. 1
- Liberals, Moderates, Neo-liberals and Conservatives all are aiming canons at the deficit hiding in the castle. They will knock each other out if fired at once. Dragon is safe. 1
- Liberty weeps when hearing kids see no difference between the United States and Soviet Union...none worth fighting for. 1
- Like Jesus rode a donkey into Jerusalem, Mondale was planning to ride Arms talks to San Francisco. President Reagan stole the arms talks donkey. 1
- Line drawing for story for the United Way. Three people 1
- Line drawing of Glen Eyrie tower and faćade with flowering trees and shrubs in front. 1
- Line drawing of what was the El Paso County Courthouse [1903-1973.] 1
- Lion from England is showing chart with conclusive proof of state-sponsored terrorism coming from Syria. Bored bear is eating clueless chickens, Italy, Denmark, etc. The U.S. Eagle, at international forum, says, I know how you feel. 1
- Little American boy in US defense wagon tries to motivate military goat to pull everything by holding a tin can in front of his nose. Secretary of Defense Les Aspin is holding the pension plan carrot. That might actually work to motivate goat. 1
- Little boy Mondale has pulled a trick on Ronnie. He holds a fishbowl (Tax Hike promise) to the ceiling with a broom. Now he's stuck. 1
- Little boy brings home his report card hoping it's a D day that will soon be forgotten. 1
- Little boy is afraid of the real deficit monster under his bed. Daddy Reagan calls it hysteria and tells him to go to sleep. 1
- Little boy with spots sent home from school because he might be contagious. If he had AIDS, it would be OK to go to school. 1
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