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- Evergreen sent to Creators June 2012 3
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- (I forgot what this controversy was about. Sorry. It has something to do with a weather balloon story coming from the Pentagon.) 1
- (Illustration for guest commentary) Four panels. Map of USSR changes from Soviet empire to hand looking for help. Uncle Sam thinks, Boy, Communism sure has changed the Soviet Empire. 1
- (Quoting scripture) ...and the lion shall lie down with the (well-armed) lamb....for awhile. Israel's Peres is the well-armed lamb and the lion is the wounded PLO. 1
- (This is a part of a Wha' Happened cartoon that was sent out nationally) Workers are carrying out bodies of aids victims. One says, Let it never be said the ACLU didn't protect their civil rights. 1
- 1994 National polling service workers get a call from President Clinton. He wants to know how HE feels about moral absolutes. (Politicians don't have principles anymore, they have poll-tested positions.) 1
- 1st Lt. Kelly Flinn, an Air Force Academy graduate, the 1st female to carry nuclear bombs in a B-52, and charged with adultery, received lots of media attention. She seems to have trashed the AF honor code about not lying, cheating, etc. 1
- 40th birthday party in East Germany. General Secretary Honecker makes a wish before blowing out the candles. Party goers' wish is for the Berlin wall to come down. [wall fell on Nov. 9, 1989] 1
- 50th anniversary of the television. 1
- 95 GOP want to give states block grants for lunch programs. What will Dems say? Media weighs in more melodramatic than Dems. Taking kids lunch money, killing children. 1
- A Colorado citizen brought forth a proposal that nonprofits, like churches and charities should have to pay a property tax. When federal, state and local governments help out people in crisis, are they taxed? 1
- A Father's day cartoon. Why God probably invented Dads 1
- A Priest (or pastor) is reading scripture in huge but nearly empty cathedral. He says, And they will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and did not protest cuts in food stamp services.... He must be reading from the Revised Socialist version. 1
- A South African School bus for whites stops on a burning bridge. President DeKlerk wants to take a vote to see which way they want to go. There is no turning back. 1
- A Team You Can Trust for health care (Dr. Hillary, Dr. Bill, Dr. Rusty) has some people in the National Health Care Waiting Room looking a little worried as they see police perp-walking Dr. Rosty out of the operating room. 1
- A VERY Happy New Year baby rings in while Old man Lenin of the former USSR, with hammer and sickle goes out. 1
- A big rock head of Noriega is resting on the leg of Uncle Sam. US rescue team, Congress and Media are trying to dislodge big rock head of Edwin Meese nearby. 1
- A close drawing from news photo. Donna Rice sits on Hart's lap saying, Tell me again about 'enlightened engagement,' Gary. 1
- A close rendering of a world-wide news photo of a Serbian soldier leaving the airport in Sarajevo. I added the small child stuck on his bayonet. 1
- A great number of cars are wrecked on the highway. Angry driver says, Sure..."don't take a small commuter airplane, they said..." (relates to a news story saying that chances of automobile traffic accidents are much higher than airplane accidents.) 1
- A kinder, gentler tax bite. 1
- A mellowdrama plays out. On stage, evil Gramm-Rudman-Hollings Act tells widow-woman Reagan "You MUST pay the rent." Reagan pleads, "But I can't pay the rent." Behind the curtain House and Senate drag in Tax increase, "That's your cue, buddy." 1
- A modern dad opens door to see a giant boot labeled, Federal Daycare there. He says, "Honey! the babysitter is here!" 1
- A politically correct Mother can't seem to feed her family because the Surgeon General has determined that eating has been determined to be hazardous to their health. A study says natural carcinogens are in ALL foods. 1
- A school kid asks teacher if he can go to the bathroom. His teacher calls Mrs. Appleton to get her to call the EPA. Over-regulation enters every aspect of our lives. 1
- A small Frontier airplane is about to get swallowed up by airline competition. Pilot announces nothing can go wrong...go wrong. 1
- A spat of crimes at the Miami airport inspired this cartoon. People can buy life insurance at airports. Why not rent flak jackets, carjacking insurance, armored truck and hire guards? 1
- A teen-age gang member kills a person with a stolen gun 1
- A veteran. without legs, and a hippy-type peacenik are walking to college class. Clinton-Gore voter loves the idea that they can get benefits for their national service. His service? Making posters to help save the rain forest. What did the vet do? 1
- ABC sports anchor, Jim McKay, reports they MAY have some time to show audience some actual olympic events between the time they spend on analysis, commercials, travel pieces... 1
- ACME Manufacturing Company is handing out pink slips. Government regulation compliance division is hiring...and building. 1
- AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power (ACT UP) patient is stepping over a heart patient, cancer victim and endangered infant to get the attention of the doctor. The nurse is starting to understand why nobody likes him. 1
- AIDS patient gets more attention than heart disease or cancer patients. Maybe if they adopted an alternative lifestyle there would be as much interest as there is in AIDS. 1
- ATF police have a building surrounded. Reporter asks if they are after illegal firearms. The Chief replies, "Tobacco". Branch Winstonians is word play for the Branch Davidian debacle. 1
- Acrobat analogy 1
- Ad character, Joe Camel, the "SMOOTH CHARACTER", is being wiped out by the Surgeon General Antonia Novello, "THE REPRESSIVE CHARACTER". Political Correctness trumps free speech here. 1
- African thugs are unloading sacks of grain from ship using slave labor. We send aid to starving Africans. African war lords take it. 1
- After the election 1
- After the initial hearty greeting, an uneasy silence intrudes upon the Ross Perot supporters. (Businessman, wife, environmentalist hippy, feminist peacenik and military man have little in common) 1
- Airline called, Civil Rights Act of '64 is obviously overloaded by protected class people. Now the gravity impaired passengers are boarding. Congress might regret adding so many groups but It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1
- Al Gore's National Service Dream. Hoover dreamed in the old days for a chicken in every pot. Bill Clinton dreams for a tree hugger for every tree. 1
- Alien creature with Hollywood Values camera is about to eat Dan Quayle holding traditional values sign. Bush says, You seem to have struck a nerve, Dan. (I might have sent the original to Quayle.) 1
- All non-aligned nations look alike. They all seem to look, a lot, like Lenin. 1
- Allies fill car with gas from tail of Iran snake. Eagle gets the deadly head in Persian Gulf oil pump. You take care of your end... 1
- Alligator with peace eyes lurking in swamp, doves labeled Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras landing on nose, Monroe doctrine nest in tree. 1
- America...Panel 1. ...LAND...(showing capitol building) Panel 2. ...OF THE...(showing the White House) Panel 3. ....COURTS...(Showing a castle where all the power resides.) Judges have been overturning a lot of democratic elections lately.) 1
- American and UN military is launching cows over the Somali fortress. UN commander doesn't care how many casualties it takes to get the Somalis to submit to our good will. 1
- American eagle stopped Libyan rat. Peacenic dove is sad for the rat. Eagle asks if it would make a difference to point out the poor fellow was armed. 1
- American liberals sent lots of support to Sandinistas in Nicaragua. 1
- American voters, in a horse-drawn wagon, ask candidates, Bush, Clinton and Perot for directions to prosperity. Bush and Clinton point in different directions. Ross Perot doesn't know but advises them not to listen to these bozos. 1
- American's favor choice on abortion. Polls also show Americans are opposed to abortion for convenience, media bias. 1
- Americans getting ready to toast life, liberty and pursuit of... with Bork champagne. Special interest boney hand putting a Howard Baker cork back in saying, "Not yet, stupid. Don't wake the president." 1
- An obese Uncle Sam says, "You want ME to establish an institute on obesity? What are you, some kind of comedian, Mr. Gregory?" 1
- Anglo power stronghold castle is waring with Hispanic pride castle. Representative Philips' Official English language bill is taking a beating. 1
- Another assisted suicide in Michigan. Doctor Kevorkian is arrested for assisting Lady Justice to commit suicide. 1
- Apple software's logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it. Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, has taken another bite out of the Apple. (I think this cartoon is related to the competitiveness of the two giant computer companies.) 1
- Arias priest on phone, marrying democracy to Ortega, Gorby in cat house, Si! 1
- Arkansas farm boy Clinton goes to shed for seed supply. Passes over bucket of North American Free trade agreement Economy Grower and takes down a bottle of feel good" stuff home brew...Gov't Health care. Ahhh...here it is." 1
- Armenia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine, Russia, etc. are all buried. Castro's Cuba, China and North Korea are all that's left of the Communist system. US leftist professors aren't noticing the pattern either. 1
- Arms summit, poker stakes, Bush thought horse shoes. friendly game 1
- As Boris Yeltsin smashes the Berlin wall down, America First people, Pat Buchanan, Senator Harkin and racist David Duke raise a trade wall calling for more protectionism. 1
- As gays line up for the big battle in the Supreme Court they notice their good friend, Bill Clinton, is missing. He had to go to Oxford again. It has to do with his political viability. 1
- As the Democrats plan their convention platform one of their frontrunners, Senator Tsongas, says he LIKES employers...which goes against their main theme which is "Soak the Rich." 1
- As the U.S. Unions build the trade-barrier wall higher President George H.W. Bush and his USA bull are sad because they are keeping separated from Mexico's cow, thus preventing the production of little calves. 1
- As the election drew closer, George noticed a certain aloofness among his constituents. Elephants don't know if he is an elephant or a donkey. 1
- As the government cracks down on second-hand smoke health issues, the smoking areas are getting further away from places of business. The Madison Avenue people were right...smokers really WILL walk a mile for a Camel (cigarette). 1
- At the beach Noriega and Namphy [bullies] are kicking sand at President Reagan and lady liberty. 1
- At the starting gate of the media horse race, only PBS is riding the taxpayer. 1
- Audience watching parade of patriots waving a flag and carrying muskets in reenactment of our revolutionary forefathers. Little boy wonders if the government knows about this independence day parade...and do those people have permits to carry guns? 1
- Ayatollah is drinking from the capitol dome labeled intelligence leaks. Gorby is waiting for his turn holding a cup. 1
- Ayatollah is weaving a pirate flag using silk worm missiles. 1
- Ayatollah pointing a bloody finger at someone saying, "Ah Ha! You have innocent blood on your hands." 1
- Ayatollah warns US not to intervene. Praise Allah, we were running out of space on dry land. 1
- Background music "Ohh, you better watch out..." Reindeer land on sleeping Noriega's house pulling US bomber, not Santa's sleigh. 1
- Banner on wall "Support Your State Prisons / Play Colorado Lotto!" Two ladies walk past a very overcrowded prison. "I understand they're running out of space to house our compulsive gamblers." 1
- Baseball analogy has Judges using the Redskin chopping motion (with gavels). Democrats win the civil rights litigation game. George H. W. Bush strikes out. Lawyers 1 Business 0. 1
- Baseball steal. City hall steals half-million dollars for the Sky Sox. 1
- Basket ball analogy 1
- Basketball jump start, Dukakis says "Aaack! Foul, ref! He looked at me funny!" Democrats wanting clean contest. 1
- Battlefield seeing devastation. Foreign soldiers walk away saying, "They couldn't fight very well but they sure were diverse." 2024 author commentary 1
- Bear swallowing Gorby, Perestroika bear in a tu-tu, miners hat, muzzle 1
- Bear with nose bandage, Bees in hive, Afghanistan "These stingers Reagan sent us work pretty good!" 1
- Bella Abzug and Hillary go through extreme inspection for conference in China. Abzug and Clinton ignore big government extreme policies to plan for the same government control in America. 1
- Bernie Goetze shot some thugs in a subway in self defense. He now is protected by lady Justice holding a handgun. 1
- Biden with stolen goods, Kennedy speeches, Kinnock quotes, asking policeman frisking him to hurry 1
- Big Brother Federal Government net snares state families with welfare reform laws including privacy rights, ultimatums, employer mandates, etc. The State of Colorado says the feds Snared a lot more than deadbeat parents there. 1
- Big Brother Uncle Sam is on TV telling kids the government will be bring them enlightened messages sponsored by National Endowment for the Arts. Mom rushes to turn the TV off. Your FCC knows best. Right. 1
- Big Brother sign company is painting a seven year waiting period sign on a gun shop window. He tells lady she doesn't need handgun anyway. 1
- Big Government snake oil salesman and highway men wait behind a rock and asks Congressman Charlie Rangel who they are targeting this time. He says, "Job creators." Another robber says, "Again?" (A stage coach is waiting to be plundered.) 1
- Big US Navy batter playing, little kids, Iran Bridgeton, Stark ball. 1
- Big business is in the government welfare pool with little kids. Mr-Mrs. Taxpayer wants freeloaders out. Having coffee with President Bill Clinton doesn't mean they should get to sponge off others...but they do. Crony capitalism at work. 1
- Big game hunter and Independent Council, Lawrence Walsh, bags bunny, Mr. Poindexter. Media is excited. 1
- Big game. The free market and President Obama are gambling with OUR money in taking over the auto market. If we win, everyone loses. Obama is raising the stakes $30 billion. Uncle Sam sweats, as does Ms. Liberty. 1
- Big machine [1990 budget], President Bush hands broom to Congress, Mr. Wright and Mr. Mitchell, "You want us to take care of all this? SURE! Leave us the hard part." 1
- Big regulator, Representative Charles Schumer holds box of nutty Flakes. Nuttier label points to his head. Big government; regulators represent the high cost of Flakes. 1
- Big, mean bull labeled income tax is standing in the way of paving machine, highway funding. Maybe legislature may go around. 1
- Bike race analogy. The liberal media really hates North Carolina's senator Jesse Helms. They are covering his race but are also helping his opponent, Mr. Gantt. 1
- Bill Clinton promises to take from the rich and give the middle class a tax break. Man in the middle class thinks he is going to get a tax break. Bill Clinton thinks the same man is rich. 1
- Bill Clinton suits up for his run for president. He dons his Santa suit while Democrat elves gather money from taxpayers. 1
- Bill Clinton thinks the zig-zag question asked by Brit Hume was out of line. Three Bill Clintons walk away with Judge Ginsburg, Judge Breyer and Bruce Babbit. 1
- Bill Clinton's new inductees, Gay soldiers and AIDS could affect the blood supply in military. (Original given to E.Roy Smith) 1
- Bill Clinton, EPA, Fish and Wildlife, Dept. of Interior are the hunters. Farmer, Rancher, Logger, Miner is the game. 1
- Bill and Hillary Clinton, perform a billfold removal operation for National Health care. Taxpayer's are starting to feel the pain of those who are sick. 1
- Bill and Hillary send UN builders forth to build nations. Troops think the Clintons need to pay more attention to their own house (which is about to fall down) 1
- Bleeding Heart corrections center marshals are hunting an escapee. Dogs have caught the scent of a huge footprint. 1
- Bleeding heart lady can't understand why so many teens are having babies. She's leaning on a government machine which offers free money to teens who get pregnant, and subsidizes businesses who hire them. 1
- Blindfolded elephant and donkey are each trying to pin the S & L blame (tail) on the donkey (or elephant). 1
- Blue print of HUD project shows above-ground building. Below-ground is a toilet. 1
- Boris Yeltsin is driving the Russian sled through a forest of shadowy wolves. The danger is from Soviet hardliners. 1
- Boris Yeltsin strikes out on a new path toward capitalism. USSR president Gorbachev still wants Russian people to follow him to Workers' Paradise. 1
- Bork is walking away from Senate Judiciary committee door which has constitution nailed to door in Wittenburg, USA. Kennedy and others see heresy. 1
- Bosnia and Vietnam look alike. President Clinton is shaving and thinking he can commit troops to a bloody civil war without Congress getting involved. In the mirror Lyndon B. Johnson is reflected back. 1
- Bosnian leader, Radovan Karadzic, as a tar baby is sitting, smiling as UN rabbit and Bill Clinton are starting to get stuck. News 1
- Boston Red Sox lost world series. Sad Dukakis shows up with 2nd Debate loss in his hand. "You too, huh?" 1
- Boxing analogy. Governor Romer faces a new bout for re-election. President Clinton, Transportation Secretary Pena and Interior Secretary Babbitt are all offering to help. The best way for him to help in Colorado is to sneak out the back way. 1
- Boxing analogy. In the Democratic primary, Bill and Hillary Clinton, despite their many flaws, have sleaze-resistant coveralls to prepare for their fight with Governor Moonbeam Brown (who dated Linda Ronstadt). 1
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- Boy scout is giving a politically correct oath. He includes awareness of the biosphere, the importance of sensitivity and physically abled, mentally challenged and politically correct. 1
- Brinks trucks deliver taxpayer dollars to Atheist education, Agnostic education, Humanist education but are fenced off from delivering money to "Religious" education school. 1
- British Prime Minister (Lioness) Margaret Thatcher retires. Nature TV films always depict female lions doing the hunting. Thatcher walks back from a huge water buffalo kill, British socialism. male lions will miss the old girl. 1
- Bruce Babbitt is driving a cart with Dracula [Tax increase] in coffin. He's leaving New Hampshire wondering "I don't know, Count, I just can't understand why people don't like me!" 1
- Builders of Arena sites take building materials from schools, police and fire department thinking they are attracting new business' (right priorities) 1
- Buildings look like city offices selling real estate, used cars, news, hospitals...people wonder why businesses don't see much future anymore. 1
- Bungee jumping, President Bill Clinton, leaps from a hot air balloon labeled, "Government Central Planning Economic Policy". He looks worried at seeing the central planning bungee cord Japan is bouncing back empty. Kinda risky trade plan...what? 1
- Bush boards jet, Congress crew loads taxpayer bombs, going after domestic issues, a war they can get into. 1
- Business opens door to Government Family Leave Inspectors. Boss wishes his representative would work on Government Leave legislation. Business is filled with Payroll inspectors, safety inspectors, hiring inspectors, etc. 1
- CBS is in Goodyear blimp covering the game at the Rose Bowl. A cloud of witnesses along with Christ is returning to earth. CBS, with cameras focused on game, tells Hm he needs to wait His turn. Media priorities might be wrong here. 1
- Cadet Shannon Faulkner was the first female admitted into The Citadel [The Military College of South Carolina]. She has the whole feminist movement on her back. That's a lot of weight. 1
- California's Governor Wilson and President Bill Clinton are firemen on ladders waiting to rescue women trapped in burning buildings. They are waiting for camera crews to document their heroic actions. Affirmative Action in action. 1
- Canada's leader, Brian Mulroney is flexing his biceps. copy 1
- Canadian runner, Ben Johnson, is beat out by IOC drug tester guy. Fast, but not fast enough. 1
- Capitalists and Uncle Sam are visiting Moscow at Christmas time and recognize Russians are pretty good at diverting aid. They are selling Santa's sleigh, reindeer meat and toys sent to them to survive. 1
- Capitol Hill investigators ignore obvious bodies and crime information as they look into Neil Bush's so-called involvement in the S & L crimes and prepare to look into John Sununus' travel expenses. 1
- Capitol building is surrounded by sacred cows. One bull labeled "obsolete military bases" is being loaded into federal deficit slaughterhouse truck. One cow is worried about the precedent it sets. 1
- Capitol hill disposal truck, trash cans filled with SDI material, Aspin can't understand why soviets not worried about star wars. 1
- Captain President George H. W. Bush aboard the Western Aid ship sees a poor little CCCP tug boat with USSR leader Gorbachev in charge and Democrat leaders want to help him out. It's actually a Soviet submarine. 1
- Captain Reagan is telling sailor, Jim Wright, Let's get to work. Reagan is thinking Hoist sail while Wright is thinking, Drop Anchor . State of the Union boat. 1
- Caption "Battle of ideas in the Soviet Union." Panel 1. Orthodox church and Marxism building. Panel 2. Missile comes in toward church. Panel 3. Blows up the church. Panel 4. Church is not damaged. Soviet Kremlin in shambles. 1
- Caption " In hindsight, which Dan Quayle sound bite do you wish the media had paid a little more attention to?" Panel 1. The potato spelling mistake? Panel 2. The truth about Clinton's tax hike affecting people making Panel $36,000 a year. 1
- Caption "1 Corinthians 13 1
- Caption "A defense second to Nunn." Senator Nunn as SDI launch pad, arm holding down rocket. 1
- Caption "A message we SHOULDN'T send." Panel 1. Burn one...(South Central L.A.) Panel 2...Get one Free! Another Great Society project rebuilds South Central L.A. 1
- Caption "A special message to the peacenik crowd." Panel 1-3. Peacenik climbs ladder and tries to knock nuke gun down. Fails. Panel 4-8. Reagan climbs ladder on statue, opens head, throws hammer and sickle out, man drops nuke and waves goodbye. 1
- Caption "Ahhh...the insensitive ruling class!" Panel 1-2. Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake." gets beheaded. Panel 3-4. Now, Jacques Chirac says, "We can no longer afford cake. Let them eat bread." Farmers hauling him to guillotine. 1
- Caption "An old Bedouin saying 1
- Caption "And just at the time when young Bill figured out which gal to cut loose, the issue became moot." Both liberal and moderate Democratic women decked Slick Willy. (Original given away to Jeff Baldwin at Summit) 1
- Caption "Another reason why it's great to be an American." Panel 1. George Bush and Bill Clinton shake hands and leave in peace. Panel 2. In Iraq, the only way their leaders leave is...in pieces. 1
- Caption "Both Senators from Colorado think there's something wrong when politicians accept fees from groups who do business with Congress. Guess who can't just say, "no"." Sen. Armstrong looks at empty jar, Wirth's jar is full. 1
- Caption "Budget Talks". Worried donkey and elephant are getting ready to slaughter huge bull, "Social Security cost of living increase". Each saying "You do it. 1
- Caption "Can you spot the liberal?" Teacher holds checkbook, some students see a checkbook, a book of checks, your checkbook...liberals see it as a natural resource. [per Mr. Asay, this is when he started with Creators Syndicate, Inc.] 1
- Caption "Coming soon to your neighborhood" Panel 1. Vets fix dogs, Panel 2. mechanics fix cars, Panel 3. accountants fix business. Panel 4. but if YOU get sick, you may have to go see your Congressman. 1
- Caption "Democratic Congressional leaders were shocked, shocked that their friend, Daniel Ortega would pull yet another social faux pas at the Presidential summit." 1
- Caption "East-West P.R. Competition in Arms Reduction Proposals" Gorby six shots hit coin, Bush shows seven. 1
- Caption "Fighting "Just" Wars..." Panel 1. With smart bombs. Enemy combatants targeted. Panel 2. With Sanctions....civilians targeted. (Sanctions usually wind up hurting the poor more than the establishment.) 1
- Caption "Free elections in the Soviet Union". Ballot has two choices, neck chains vs leg chains. 1
- Caption "Guess which assault weapon has killed more people in the U.S.A.? Panel 1. [a cigarette] "The one we subsidize?" Panel 2. [a hypodermic needle] "The one we give out free to drug addicts?" Panel 3. [a rifle] "The one we're trying to ban?" 1
- Caption "Guess which candidate's sound bite will make the evening news 1
- Caption "Guess which leader the West is punishing with sanctions?" Panel 1. USSR leader Gorbachev is putting on a Groucho Marx disguise on communist Dracula. Panel 2. South African leader DeKlerk is driving a stake in the heart of Apartheid Dracula. 1
- Caption "Guess which service the Clintons want to reform?" Panel 1. Best health care in world? Panel 2. Public education? sex ed news, condoms, bullies, The teacher's union doesn't not want reform. 1
- Caption "Helping the Poor." Panel 1. The government plan is to lower welfare food to people trapped in a pit. Panel 2. The free market answer is to lower a rope ladder where people can climb freedom rungs out of the pit. 1
- Caption "House Democrats prepare for the inauguration of the Clinton presidency." Huge Democrat steam roller crushes buildings while construction of more government programs continues in Washington, DC. 1
- Caption "How government can help parents raise children" Panel 1. Right...give parents a tax break so they can love them better. Panel 2. Wrong...Give parents money. More children...more money. 1
- Caption "How to Neutralize Vampires". Panel 1. The Conservative approach 1
- Caption "How to tell if a President is traveling on "Official business" or "campaigning"." Panel 1. Official business...he travels in Air Force One. Panel 2. Campaigning...He travels in Santa's sled passing out pork, subsidies and Government aid. 1
- Caption "Ideal Community Standards, as seen by..." Panel 1. Citizen's Project wants to ban "Hate" Panel 2. Colorado for Family Values wants to stop "special rights" for gays. Panel 3. Some of the rest of us would like to see "Big Brother" stopped. 1
- Caption "Jesse Jackson's 5-year Budget Plan". Begging man with cup, "Invest in Handouts". He is also wearing a tax power gun. 1
- Caption "Justice Thurgood Marshall cleans out his desk." Panel 1. Throws out social engineering plans, quota tables... Panel 2. ...abortion rights, videos... Panel 3. Aid asks if he's planning to take his law books. Panel 4. Law books?" says Marshal. 1
- Caption "Monumental public works projects which commemorate the rulers of their day." Panel 1. Great pyramids of Egypt. Panel 2. Taj Mahal of India. Panel 3. Tomb of Emperor of China. Panel 4. Airport of Denver. It used to have a runway somewhere. 1
- Caption "Mr. Gorbachev pulls back his troops." Soldiers going in, spy agents coming out. 1
- Caption "New taxes for deficit reduction..." Panel 1. "... as seen by taxpayers." Mob robbing small man. "Maybe you don't understand, sucker! Uncle wants his money now." Panel 2. "... As seen by Congress." Santa bringing new taxes, Christmas. 1
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- Caption "Out with the old...in with the new!" Old man 1986 Tip O'Neill is exiting stage left saying Raise... Incoming baby Wright, saying ...Taxes. 1
- Caption "Rise and fall of the great American experiment." Panel 1. Patrick Henry says, "Give me liberty or give me death". Panel 2. Modern lawyer says, "Give me money or I'll sue." 1
- Caption "The Bush Waffle House." "Mr. Sununu, call the speaker of the house and see if we..." Reply "...can work out a compromise. Right away, Sir." [The White House looks like a syrup-covered waffle.] 1
- Caption "The Central American Peace Plan". Ortega and Reagan in boxing ring, Nicaragua gets water and Soviet aid. US gets one arm tied, Contra aid, peace plan. 1
- Caption "The Defense Budget." Panel 1. President Reagan takes SDI plan to Congress. Panel 2. Congress sends it back in the form of paper airplanes. 1
- Caption "The Importance of the Second Amendment". Panel 2. has statue of the American Minuteman in 1776 holding a rifle to defend himself. Panel 2. has statue of a Chinese protester in 1989 holding a broom to sweep up the mess. 1
- Caption "The Liberals' idea of leveling the playing field in the marketplace." Huge Uncle Sam lifts a football field to help the "little guy" The successful football team has to run uphill. 1
- Caption "The U.S.-Russian Space Station..." Panel 1. ...built by private entrepreneurs. Welcome space traveler filling station. Panel 2. ...built by government bureaucrats. Hammer (Capitol building) and sicycle. 1
- Caption "The Wall's First Casualty." is the Liberals' "Moral Equivalence" argument. [The Berlin Wall has fallen] 1
- Caption "The budget-cutting competition." (rodeo analogy) Panel 1-4. Elephant cowboy separating a pig from the herd. House cowboy very successful. Panel 5-6. Now...Senate cowboy mounts horse...backwards. 1
- Caption "The media elite covering the earth summit" Panel 1. The media perceive themselves as telling people the king (Bush) has no clothes. Panel 2. Others perceive the media as the little boy who cries wolf. 1
- Caption "True pro-lifers try to stop the killing..." Panel 1. ...THIS way (Through ballot box, logic, prayer, medical facts, art, theology, debate, etc.) Panel 2. ...NOT like this... a bullet box and an abortion doctor target. 1
- Caption "Which constitutionally protected expression would taxpayers help pay for?" Panel 1. KKK cross burning Panel 2. Nazi salutes Panel 3. The cross of Christ in a jar of urine supported by the National Endowment for the Arts. 1
- Caption "Which corrupt leader will be tougher to get rid of?" General Manuel Noriega or House Speaker Jim Wright? 1
- Caption "Which employer do you think is better able to teach your teen-ager how "TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN"?" Panel 1. A. The boss of burgers? Panel 2. B. The wonk of Washington? (Clinton's Summer Youth Employment program.) 1
- Caption "Which interconnected vital resource is expendable?" 1. The earth 2. Wetlands 3. A frog 4. Dragonfly 5. The amoeba 6. The economy. 1
- Caption "Which kind of surge would YOU prefer to see in Afghanistan?" Panel 1. More U.S. troops going IN... Panel 2. ...or more DRONES going in and some troops coming OUT? 1
- Caption "Which programming do you think the liberals would find best for your children?" Panel 1. Bugs Bunny entertainment. Panel 2. Sesame Street's education. Panel 3. Captain Planet's indoctrination on environment. Mom! 1
- Caption "Which thought is more frightening?..." Panel 1. The ineptness in the intelligence community. (tossing top secret papers in the trash) Panel 2. ...or more oversight from the congressional community? (Keystone cops) 1
- Caption "While people are distracted by the Gulf war..." the Baltic states are kidnapped by the USSR, China dissidents are in trouble with China and President George H. W. Bush and Congress are sneaking past record Government spending. 1
- Caption "Why TV advertiser boycotts work." Shows clown who has thrown trash on angry viewers telling them who brought this garbage to them. 1
- Caption "Why some women prefer Dukakis" Panel 1-3 Mr. Bush kisses a baby and says "See you at the polls." Panel 4-6 Mr. Dukakis kisses a baby takes care of him in taxpayer day-care center. "See you at 5 1
- Caption "You know government is part of the problem when..." Panel 1. Social Services lady asks a single, high-school dropout why she wants to have another baby. Panel 2. Teen answers, "I could use the income." 1
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- Carter's hostage situation. Terrorism holds gun while Uncle Sam is yawning. 1
- Cartoon depicts lots of cars traveling on the highway. One car is obviously a polluter. Question 1
- Cartoon shows B52s landing. Strategic Air Command (SAC) is folding it's wings. Uncle Sam says, "It's hard to imagine how much that program has cost us over the years." Military man says, "Imagine how much it SAVED us." 1
- Central American peace patrol drive by Ortega holding a flate tired labeled "Economy" "Aw, c'mon! Let's go back and give the poor guy a hand!" Broken-down truck labeled "Nicaragua" has three bound and gagged hostages. 1
- Charles Darwin's survival chart of the march of evolution from pond scum to the human being needs to be updated. It looks like the strongest species on the planet is the big government tax man. Property owners may disappear. 1
- Chicken Little (scared scientist) is wrecking research in Space Defense, environment science and IUD research. Scientist is wondering if we can make a constitutional provision for separation of science and politics. 1
- Chicken as security man [Reagan], trying to hold off the Bear market. 1
- Chief Munger is assigning police to jaywalker control, pool hall curfew, tipsy patrol, etc. 1
- Child is being feed from a bottle shaped like the capitol dome. Hands that feed the baby look evil. It seems the government wants to feed us from cradle to grave. 1
- Children at play scaring birds, boo! 1
- China and USSR lizards are eating eggs in Freedom's nest while U.S. eagle fights snake in Iraq. 1
- China dragon looks at her eggs hatch. Most are tiny dragons but one hatches a dragon slayer democracy knight. Now what? 1
- Christian TV evangelists, Jim, Tammy Fay Bakker and Minister Oral Roberts are collecting the blood of Christ and selling it in the marketplace. It seems to me, Christ's suffering and pain reveals a very different Gospel than the one they are hawking. 1
- Christmas has become so divisive that Santa will require police protection. Mother with children waiting in line observes, "The age of innocence doesn't last as long as it used to." 1
- Church-sponsored soup kitchen gives out free meals. Server says, "I know we have an obligation to feed the needy, but what's our obligation to the lazy?" Not published. 1
- Citizen asks lawmaker...put that cigarette out it's the law...seat belts, it's the law, doesn't like big brother messing in our affairs. 1
- Citizens are begging a bureaucrat to think of the children, not to toss people out in the cold, not having a heart...while other Congressmen are wondering if the bureaucrat is a welfare reformer. Actually he is the base closure commissioner. 1
- Citizens find themselves tied to tax cut polls while Clinton, Foley and Mitchell run away from deficit reduction plan. Giant gorilla labeled "deficit" approaches. This is what "putting people first" means. " 1
- Citizens hold Health Security card and ask Clinton how we are going to pay for this government-run health care program. Bill Clinton holds up a smoking Medicare/medicaid card saying we can start with the $236 billion in waste we can glean from this card. 1
- City Transit bus is going down street with net to catch forced fares from taxpayers. 1
- City council and the nazi-like visual police visit a house (that looks a little like our home) with a report that the car has been parked in the driveway for four days. Neighbors rat on neighbors. 1
- City council candidates march with flags and patriotic messages. Everyone loves America. 1
- City council, "All in favor of letting Lowell Center borrow our bulldozer say, "Aye". 1
- City hall building getting ready to ski jump and Broadmoor's Schenk's run. Well, we've gone this far... 1
- City taxpayers, all broken up, get loaded into Ambulance. Ski Broadmoor supporters in ski outfit wave saying, "Y'all come back!" 1
- Civil rights life raft have Race, Religion and Creed aboard. Gays climb aboard saying, Hold it!" Coming soon...Smokers, Addict KKK, Hells angels, etc. " 1
- Civil rights restoration act written on giant bulldog. Personnel manager to secretary "Doris, do you rememberthat 58-year-old east-Albanian transvestite with aids that we turned down for a job here yesterday?" "He's back!" 1
- Cleaning crew work on senate floor. Asks what they are fighting about now. Answer 1
- Clinton runs toward United Nations symbol with growth chemicals while Senator Helms, head of senate foreign relations committee runs toward plant with clippers. 1
- Clinton's cabinet appointees on jumping donkeys are looking at a dangerous obstacle course set up by the Republicans. They wonder who designed the course. Democrats did. (what goes around comes around) 1
- Clinton's trade agreement with Japan has not beneficial to Japanese men. Women are loving Hillary and women's rights. 1
- Close up Jane Fonda, who knows Tim Wirth is for a strong national defense. 1
- Clothing store employees watch a man wearing no pants (Congress) walk out of the room wearing a lampshade and has bucket stuck on his foot. He's there to help them run their business. 1
- Coach Bush, asks Treasury Secretary Brady, what to tackle first. Huge football feet with S&L Bailout on socks. 1
- Colombian drug dealers are killing innocent Colombians while American drug users are complaining "Excuse me? Could we get a little service here? We'd like to get killed too, y'know!" 1
- Coloradans are noticing the democratic party is showing an unconventional side. Tim Wirth is facing the wrong direction. California's Governor Moonbeam Brown is cheering them on. (original given to Senator Wirth) 1
- Colorado Legislature goes into special session. They are trying to stem the flow of moral decay river...sand bagging teen violence with quick-fix laws. Perhaps Governor Romer is grandstanding. 1
- Colorado Representative Pat Schroeder leads goose-stepping day-care police to grandma's and grandpa's house to see if their day-care operation measures up to federal standards. 1
- Colorado Senator Hank Brown rides home after roping a giant GOP steer for branding. Original sent to Senator Brown. 1
- Colorado Springs City Attorney thinks he can stop the ColoWyo expensive coal train. Judge says he can't. 1
- Colorado Springs Police Union throw a union vote pie at Chief Munger, hits the city maid trying to clean office. 1
- Colorado Supreme Court taking down billboards "Once we get done with the lady the rest of these signs will be easy. 1
- Colorado ad agency people are planning to shoot a commercial opposing tax-limitation. They would like to film the starving people of Somalia. 1
- Colorado building with lion statues on steps and human bones beneath. One lion is Secretary of State Meyer who ate tax limitation petition. the other is Judge Carrigan who ate Official English petition. 1
- Colorado citizen is lifting a huge block, labeled National Defense, into place from environment flat ground. 1
- Colorado did quite well in the football bowl games. Colorado University ate Irish clover, CU Rams had Duck soup and Air Force Falcons ate Buckeyes. They want some more of that but they will have to wait until next year. Munch, munch, munch... 1
- Colorado farmers might have to apply to get on the endangered species list if the want to survive federal control of their water supply. The big hand of EPA is about to shut off the valve on the Two-Forks dam project. (I think I gave the original away.) 1
- Colorado representative, Pat Schroeder is shooting off her mouth again. Ka-Pow! She has soldiers ducking from her comments about the Bataan death march junket. She obviously knows very little about defense. (I'm not sure where the original is now.) 1
- Colorado voters knocked out Amendment 6. Gov. Romer says "Thanks for your help, stranger. Now, give me your wallet." He's holding tax increase bag. 1
- Colorado voters put a lock on the tax wine cellar. Our so-called public servants have been sampling the wine a bit too much. Amendment 4 requires voter approval if state and local government leaders want to raise our taxes. 1
- Colorado's Governor Roy Romer thinks the process of the evolution of man will reverse if the tax limitation Amendment #1 passes. 1
- Colorado's roads are collapsing. Politicians recommend we deal with that problem with the good, old-fashioned, American ingenuity. We get the federal government to fix our roads. Private enterprise, local and state government is being ignored. 1
- Commander in Chief orders yet another daring rescue attempt. a Base closure commission helicopter is landing while President Clinton runs toward it carrying the state of California. It's called "saving your base" (voters). 1
- Commander in Chief, Bill Clinton jogs with troops facing away from Bosnia while his feet are going toward Bosnia. Troops wonder how he can do that? 1
- Commercial airline flies over country looking at a huge construction project in the shape of a pig. Passenger asks what the project is called. Answer 1
- Communism isn't working Hungary. They decide to trade it in for Socialism. 1
- Computer people, Western Union people, Overnight Delivery service people, Fax Service people, E-mail people and UPS [United Parcel Service] people are all dancing in the street. They are celebrating a Postal rate hike announcement. 1
- Congress and State Department are rolling out the red carpet (stars and stripes) for Gorby to address the Congress. Goby is getting blood on the flag. 1
- Congress gets OK from court to launch a Special Prosecutor against President Reagan. 1
- Congress gets tough on crime. They pass the Brady Bill. A five day waiting period locks up minute-man protecters while thugs run free. 1
- Congress is filling up his huge pork transportation rig from lady's car at the filling station. 1
- Congress is on the roof of the capitol building trying to escape the rising water of the Red Ink River. They are preparing to vote to rescue folks stranded on the Mississippi. (Original sent to Boston Comic News) 1
- Congress is pushing grandma into the storefront called Catastrophic Illness Care. On the other side is the Catastrophic National Debt Care cliff. 1
- Congress issues war on poverty gun. Cartoon bubble "Ready... Aim..." Gun is pointing toward entry level jobs kid. Signs on box of guns "Govt. issue War on Poverty Weapons" and "The minimum wage $5.05". 1
- Congress keeps chipping away on Freedom's eagle 2nd amendment leg. As they work to narrow gun rights on the 2nd amendment it's also affecting the 1st amendment leg. The whole thing could fall down. 1
- Congress member is carried into a business place by government slaves to see if the business is complying with labor, health and civil rights laws. Employee is reading a newspaper headline saying, "Congress exempt from own laws". 1
- Congress people (all dressed like crooks) can't believe SOME uniformed people SCOFF at the president's proposal to let us operate a deficit-reduction TRUST fund. 1
- Congress reaches into the pocket of taxpayer eating at restaurant. AARP wants to buy Congressman's lunch. Lobbyist buying favors with our money. 1
- Congress would prefer to dance with their pork projects than the attractive term limit and line-item-veto wallflowers. 1
- Congress, likes the concept, likes the plan, likes the plane, doesn't like the bill. 1
- Congressman Aspin explains, "We, in Congress, prefer the expensive land-based missile system over the cheaper MS plan recommended by the Pentagon, Mr. President." President Bush cowering "OK, then let's do both." 1
- Congressman is being carried down the steps of the Capitol by a number of women slaves. He wants his constituents to know he's going to work on a bill to stiffen penalties on businesses which practice sexual harassment. 1
- Congressmen are tearing apart the US Government car, obviously making a mess of it, Wright tells electorate to pay more attention to the driver, the presidency...where the media are. 1
- Congressmen sailors board the National Checkbook ocean liner. They and captain Tom Foley think its none of our business to notice they can't even sail their own personal checkbook rowboat. 1
- Conservative Reagan has a commie under his bed. Egghead liberal has a War octopus with Central America, Far East Persian gulf arms. Liberal tells President Reagan "I understand how you feel." 1
- Construction workers build democratic platform. On the front is sign showing, Socialism" Cradle to grave government care." Leader tells workman who is putting up a banner saying, "Family programs". They are just supposed to cover up top word. 1
- Council members Mary Lou Makepeace and John Hazlehurst are pulling a teen prank on Douglas Bruce. They are planning to trip him with frivolous argument on the airport project. They are not trying to hurt the voter-approved tax limit baby. Right. 1
- County Commissioners are duck hunters. Decoy ducks labeled Sales tax proposal. Bird dog with megaphone (Citizens budget review comm.) says ARF! 1
- County commissioner Campbell comes into office and wants to swallow his administrative tail. "I'm not convinced Brother Campbell fully understands the operation of county government." 1
- County commissioners Harris and Whittemore find Charlie Mier's house is made of glass. Rock fight on Conflict of Interest Ave. and Powers Blvd. 1
- County commissioners Marcy Morrison and Loren Whittemore are about to us a big property tax club on a taxpayer. Maybe he would prefer to be beaten by Sales tax club. Good Cop - bad cop routine. 1
- Couple are reading at home. Man comments about the Peace Corps on the Move and says some universities are training students to teach Russians about Capitalism. Wife says that's like sending Congressmen over to teach the Russians how to operate banks. 1
- Couple is watching TV and hearing story about Clinton carrying New York, North Carolina, etc. Wife thinks they should wait for the polls to close before the announcement. Husband thinks they should wait for the election to be held. 1
- Cowboy Representative Joel Hefley strayed away from his constituent cattle on the term limit issue. Now he seems to be returning. Not. (original giver to Joel Hefley) 1
- Cuba's Fidel Castro fears a TV show called Kate and Allie on TV Marti...(I forget the issue). He believes it's another example of Imperialist Terrorism. 1
- Cuba, North Korea, Iraq, China, Syria and Libya are watching a South African sail boat heading toward a place where all people are thought to have certain inalienable rights. How awful for those who kill their own people. 1
- Current welfare system lady is holding a child out the window of a large building. She is on the phone to mom and dad nearby and threatening to drop the child if they want to cut government welfare. 1
- Cut away view of the White House shows William K. Reilly's (1940- ) EPA office moving desk from top level to basement. Jack Kemp's HUD office is moving upstairs. It' s the president's response to the warming trend. 1
- Daddy and child outweigh government workers, judges, police, teachers, etc. on teeter-totter. One good Daddy carries a lot of weight. 1
- Dan Quayle is pictured as a quail on the run. Media hunters are missing shots. One says, "I don't know about the 'draft' part, but he sure is good at dodging. Copy. sent original to Quayle. 1
- Dan Quayle's little Council of Competitiveness ranch is going to lose it's one cow to the massive Democrat regulators. 1
- Dan Rather of CBS is supposed to be covering the tug-of-war, but is actually pulling for the Democratic team with Dukakis. 1
- Daniel Ortega signing a document "I, Daniel Ortega, hereby promice to comply with the Central American Peace Plan. Signed 1
- Day one 1
- Deadbeat Dad, liberal education, courts, church and lawmakers are all in the Do-Your-Own-Thing Bar wondering what is happening to our kids today. The media are serving drinks. 1
- Death and Taxes are sitting comfortably in the home of SURE THINGS. Entering in is "Illegal Campaign Donations" man. In every election there is going to be cries of "illegal campaign donations". 1
- Debt policeman is taking old man 1988 in. Man says, "Good luck" to little 1989 baby. 1
- Defense Secretary Les Aspin's replacement .... Admiral Bobby Ray Inman is reluctant to get into the tank. It's not in his comfort level. President Clinton might have to choose someone who is a little less paranoid...like Ross Perot. 1
- Defense lawyer Seawell is in court pleading not guilty for client accused of poaching. Race and economic condition is given as reason. It makes sense if you are running for US senate. 1
- Delegation from the U.S. returns to China. China's dear leader, Deng, rolls out the red carpet, which is a little squishy with blood of Tibetan monks. 1
- Democracy in Action 1
- Democrat Congressional leaders dressed as doctors don't know where to start cutting spending on tumor-ridden Uncle Sam. 1
- Democrat House Speaker, Jim Wright, has sent Contra's flower bullets to fight communism. Contra soldiers give up. 1
- Democrat and Republican drivers of our current welfare system bus is running out of road. They don't want to make a U turn because they don't want to let their welfare passengers think they don't know what they're doing. 1
- Democrat and Republican parties are in a race but carry a "More Government" banner which catches the wind and slows them down. Pat Buchanan, on a scooter, carries a "Less Government" banner and is picking up speed. 1
- Democrat donkey drags Dukakis rowboat over a mountain looking for a mainstream somewhere. Mike Dukakis has no defense policy. 1
- Democrat donkey has six dwarves aboard 1
- Democrat economic plan is in the Garage getting a tire change. Bill Clinton puts on a regular tire on one side. Al Gore is putting a big (environment) racing tire on the other side. 1
- Democrat leaders George Mitchell and Tom Foley are in the DNC lab experimenting with new hatchlings. They are little Taxosaurus Rex babies who grow quite big. 1
- Democrat leaders, Senator (or Representative) Tim Wirth, Pat Schroeder and Senator Sam Nunn are talking about how sanctions on Iraq might be working. They think if blood is more precious than oil, maybe starving the Iraq people might a better strategy. 1
- Democrat, Great Society donkey abandons welfare-state family on the step of the republican house and runs away. 1
- Democratic House and Senate leaders (House Speaker, Jim Wright and Senator Byrd) concentrate on fixing a Contra Aid leak in the great Federal Spending works while ignoring huge leaks in other programs. 1
- Democratic burro's line up for race. Presidential candidate, Senator Gary Hart rides a bimbo rather than a burro. (I'm not sure this cartoon was rejected, but if it was, it would be because my bosses thought it was nasty.) (Me...nasty?) 1
- Democratic committee want Judge Clarence Thomas to jump thru a feminist hoop. Senators Biden, Kennedy and Metzenbaum have their own sin issues. Jump, Boy! 1
- Democratic leaders, Dick Gephardt, Tom Foley and George Mitchell now have a door mat in the White House to announce the era of Congressional gridlock is over. 1
- Democratic leaders, Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Foley try to cure Uncle Sam who is suffering from an anemic recession. They will have to take a little more blood with tax increase leeches. 1
- Democratic leaders, sitting inside a huge limo which burns revenue in giant spending exhaust, can't understand why the President's energy policy doesn't show signs of conservation. Newspaper shows Congress spends $4 more for every $1 in new taxes. 1
- Democratic leadership in bed with Sandinistas. I just don't understand why Ollie didn't tell Congress the truth about his covert actions in Nicaragua." 1
- Democratic platform balloon being weighed down with NOW, ERA, Gay power, abortion rights. 1
- Democratic president, Clinton, talks with democratic leaders, Mitchell and Foley asking ...if things don't go right, who can we blame?" 1
- Democrats in trouble get off the hook with Attorney General Reno in charge. Some Republicans in trouble are thinking of changing party affiliation before lady Justice arrives. 1
- Democrats wait for GOP winner of fight. Donkey says, "Hey, is this a great country or what?" 1
- Dick Cheney budget cuts as cut off gun muzzle of tank which drops on Colorado Springs. 1
- Dick Gephardt is pounding his desk saying, It's time to stand up... Observer asks, the Red menace? Answer 1
- Dirty judiciary committee, Senators Metzenbaum, Biden, Kennedy, Byrd, who ooze filth try to find dirt on Supreme Court nominee David Souter. 1
- Disgruntled voters show up to clean house. Which House? It seems the White House is OK. The Capitol building is in shambles. 1
- Disney analogy [The Sorcerer's Apprentice]. Nancy's damage control team to clean up the mess. 1
- Doctor fainted after seeing the premium for his malpractice insurance. 1
- Doctors and lawyers are about to engage in a tug-of-war over health care. Doctors are in trouble because as the anchor to the lawyer's side is a giant Hillary Clinton. 1
- Doctors are looking at an X-Ray showing a troublesome shadow of a Swastika on Herr Deutschland. They might have to do another operation. 1
- Dole the tax raiser with elephant mask, GOP afraid, I'm one of you. 1
- Donkey and Elephant are in a big truck carrying a front loader. Donkey says, "We always (turned) left to the UN Nation-building projects." Elephant driver thinks a right turn (toward Washington) to go to a project that needs rebuilding. 1
- Donkey passes Iwo Jima monument looking mad. Instead of soldiers raising flag, it's elephants who voted for the Gulf War. 1
- Donna Yaklich killed her abusive husband. CBS did a story about her plight called, "Cries Unheard", but forgot there were more victims in the Pueblo crime. 1
- Douglas Bruce is about to wake up the sleeping state legislature, who are having dreams of tax increases, with his song called, Tax-limitation Reveille. 1
- Doves [against the war], using a Dukakis campaign kit which includes and eagle-like beak, are getting ready to fly among a forest full of Reagan Democrat hawks [pro-war]. Dove Dukakis asks, "Are you sure the hawks are going to fall for this Sasso? 1
- Dr. Bush with lion [Poland] with hammer and sickle in paw. Lion roars "Pain-killer. I need pain-killer." 1
- Dr. Clinton explains life machine to patient. One monitors heart, the other life support, the ax measures how expensive you're getting. Fav. 'toon. 1
- Draft dodger Bill Clinton leads soldiers in oath of office 1
- Draft dodger Bill Clinton stands before the soldiers reflected in the Viet Nam War Memorial. He is holding Robert McNamara's book, "In Retrospect 1
- Drawing of every president in the history of the US. Caption "They are some leaders who might not have made if they were subjected to the same scrutiny as Dan Quayle." 1
- Drug Czar Bill Bennett, is having a tough time wiinning the war on drugs. Someone stole the tires from his jeep to help pay off his drug pusher. 1
- Drug Czar, Bill Bennett looks a little down as he looks out the window of his huge Drug War Headquarters and watches drug dealers selling crack and other drugs in Washington, D.C. 1
- Drug Suppliers are sent to jail. Get out on the other side to the the demand side (drug users) are in stronger demand. One policeman to another "Maybe we should pay a little more attention to the demand side." 1
- Drug dealers are not afraid of law enforcement. The profits they can make selling drugs far outweigh the punishment they face if they are caught by law enforcement. 1
- Duarte as State Dept. puppet, Land reform lost, Arena party wins. Duarte says ""Sure, give 'em a vote," you said! "Let 'em determine their own destiny," you said!" 1
- Dukakis and Bush are at the poker table. Dukakis is saying, "Oh yeah? Well, I'll see your minimum wage proposal and toss in a parental leave policy!" Waitress is looking a pick slip. They are cleaning out the bar owner. 1
- Dukakis in miracle boat, sinking, Men on deck of large ship "Here comes our prospective commander now." 1
- Dukakis looks at Arias Peace plan, picture of dove, Ortega eating dove. Mr. Dukakis "Cute little dove you have here, Señor Ortega." 1
- Dukakis, head of donkey, runs to finish line, Jackson and Gore also in head, close race. Man talking to woman "Now that's what I'd call a close race!" 1
- EPA crop duster flies through grocery store spraying higher price tags. Clerk notes pests decide higher prices. Proposed pesticide ban. 1
- Eagle labeled 1st amendment rights, being trapped by campaign spending restrictions cage. 1
- East Berlin police, "We have a new order from the Politburo. We can now allow the people to cross over the border [from West to East] if they want to." "What people? 1
- Eastern Airlines pilot as the control tower "Pilot to Control Request permission to lighten our load!" Federal Court judge replies "This is control. Request denied. Now Fly!" 1
- Eco-freaks are flying over Rwanda to check on the carnage. They are comforted the gorillas are okay but don't seem to see the human beings lying dead on the ground. Thank Heavens the gorillas are OK. 1
- Economic terms as defined by public schools. Supply is diploma, Demand is parent who insists on social diploma. Gross National product is dumb graduate. 1
- Economic truth, Karl Marx, Friedrich Hayek [social theorist wrote book by stool "The Road to Serfdom"] wins, original sent to Lawrence Hayek in United Kingdom. 1
- Eight panels showing a couple that doesn't seem to know which way to go. Observers wonder if they are politicians or Smithsonian Historians. [May have been about the "Enola Gay" display marking the 50th anniversary of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan.] 1
- Eight panels. After hearing all the Soviet leaders, from Lenin to Gorbachev saying "Workers of the World Unite" at gun point, the workers finally leave. The Western media paint Mikhail Gorbachev as the man who set his people free. Right. 1
- Eight panels. Panel 1. Man goes to jail and asks police if he as a warrant. Panel 2. Guard closes jail door. Panel 3-7 Man spends days in jail. Panel 8. Guard says, No." This is the land of the semi-free. " 1
- Election 1992. We, the people, send out through the front door our newly elected politicians to grapple with the issues. Meanwhile the scary issues enter our house through the back door. 1
- Election observers witness a celebration of a crowd of people who are overjoyed about Bill Clinton winning the presidency. Those ARE the media celebrating. 1
- Elections in Panama. Referee Noriega is holding up the hand of a beat up Duque. Spotless Candidate Endara lost the bout. 1
- Elephant is sad if the Republicans lose the Conra Aid vote. Donkey is sad if the Democrats lose Central America. 1
- Employer hands money to injured employee. Before the worker can get the money his lawyer, administrator and health care provider reach out to grab it. High premiums are deadly for business growth. State legislature needs to fix it. 1
- Employers are being thrown into the Federal Mandate Chamber to be subjected to Clinton and Kennedy Health care torture. Clinton can't understand why free enterprise executives are so reluctant to hire new employees. (Original sent to Barry Paschal in GA) 1
- Environmentalist sect comes together on Earth Day. 1
- Environmentalists discover American coast lands are the land of gold. People who own beachfront property might have a big problem. 1
- Environmentalists, unions, NEA, Gays, Feminists, trial lawyers and Democrats are measuring the drapes in President George H. W. Bush's White House office. 1
- Ethiopia's General Mengistu nurses starving baby with a gun. Communism is a government-caused famine. 1
- Ethiopian man with hammer breaks the communist lock on the food production tool shed. 1
- Evergreen sent to Creators June 2012 Since politicians know what's best for our health care, why go to medical school? 1
- Every election year, where tax limitation issues on the ballot politicians try to scare the daylights out of people rivaling Hollywood's horror films. (Can't find the original cartoon, yet.) 1
- Every state is leaping toward the $4.4 billion Uncle Sam is offering for a Supercollider. 1
- Everybody...thugs, robbers, prostitutes, con men, crazy people get under the court protection umbrella but the elderly are left in the rain at the mercy of guardianship. 1
- Exxon logo "Put a Tiger in your tank." Service station attendant offers an oil-soaked duck. 1
- Fall TV viewer interest camera focus is Olympics, Football, World Series are big. Small on stilts are Bush and Dukakis debates. 1
- Family at home is watching TV and reading news stories about UN working on peace in the Middle East, South African's transfering power to blacks, etc. while all around them people are killing on another. Media spin in action. 1
- Family driving through a downtown entertainment zone filled with Rap Music, Horror flicks, Drug comedy, Die, Mutha movie marquee, Sex video, etc. and see Green Power actors talking to media about pollution coming from other industries. 1
- Family scene. Senator Wright, as mom, is telling daddy Reagan about how Japan ate their kid's (US education) lunch again. Reagan tries to give kid advice. Wright says, Words? you can't solve problem with words. He needs more lunch money. 1
- Famous O.J. car chase is reversed. Instead of cop cars following O.J.'s white SUV, white SUVs (labeled, "public inquiry") are following Los Angeles police car. 1
- Famous Primary Campaign Phrases 1
- Farmer is putting up a help wanted sigh. Five people are heading toward him 1
- Farmers are under attack by radical environmentalist indians and EPA calvary protecting the wetlands. Farmers were under the impression the U.S. Government was supposed to PROTECT their property rights. (Original cartoon is missing.) 1
- Fascism is bad. Everyone knows that. However the liberal media seem willing to climb over the huge piles of victims of Communism to get to film the victims of Fascism. (It's been that way since the brutal reign of Stalin.) 1
- Fat Jim Wright (representing Congress) tells defense and social programs they have to adjust belts due to budget crisis. They tighten, congress loosens his belt so he can have a pay raise. 1
- Fat kid, Senate, broke Budget Act chair trying to get to the cookie jar in the Housing Bill cabinet. Taxpayer mom, just say no. 1
- Federal Capitol building is sinking in the S & L bog. Congressmen are worried this spectacle might hurt their re-elections. They are thinking they might pass a law to prohibit negative political advertising. 1
- Feds install camera in American Business office, IRS is big brother...now he has completion to snoop on American businessmen. 1
- Feminists are looking for lechery in Mount Justice Thomas and coming up empty while ignoring the diamonds on Mount Clinton. 1
- Feminists drag representatives down the feminist agenda road by ring in nose. Representative can't go down the freedom road. He just doesn't get it. 1
- Fidel Castro and Mikhail Gorbachev salute the communist flag that has just poked a hole in the life raft named Cuba. Soviet support worman is working hard to pump air into the damaged raft. 1
- Fidel Castro singing "Happy birthday to me" Cuban revolution 30 years, burning people candles on cake. 1
- Fight in Washington, Communist influence in Panama. 1
- Fight over commercialization of Garden of the Gods is the issue. Here is a Disneyland version of what it could look like. 1
- Finally, Congress comes through with propellant for space defense program. A very small can. 1
- Finally, a choice. A hardliner general points people back to prison. New Soviet leader Boris Yeltsin points to a ladder where they can go over the wall. 1
- Fireman analogy 1
- Fit Elephant runner (Newt Gingrich) carrying contract legislation is getting ready to hand it off to geezer-like Senator Bob Dole senate with a walker. Democrats look confident. 1
- Five El Paso County commissioners had an opportunity to raise taxes but instead voted to cut spending. Whoa! Feds call for quarantine. 1
- Five panels show Jane Fonda making a statement she made in 1970 saying if we understood what communism was, we would pray on our knees to be communists. Fifth panel depicts a reminder of U.S. POWs on their knees in the USSR. 1
- Following a theme from a Reese candy commercial, Gorby is coming to a corner with Glasnost Peanut butter while China's Deng is eating Capitalism Chocolate they are about to meet and form a great creation. Too bad my hope didn't work out. 1
- Following the idea in a mustard commercial. Pat Schroeder, in a limo, asks soldiers in jeep if they've seen any government waste. 1
- Food for peace program gives out free food to starving population. Among the starving (farmer) is the guy looking to survive. His home-grown apple prices can't compete with free apples. Sometimes foreign aid smashes local economies. 1
- Football analogy. President Clinton, the great politician, runs to catch a pass. President Clinton, the womanizer, intercepts the pass. Democrat coach wonders who IS that guy? Ref says, They call him the "comeback kid." 1
- Football analogy. Evil passes child to beat government nannies team. Good team leader, Family is on the bench. replacement government is getting creamed. 1
- Football analogy. Jack Kemp and Orin Hatch, who play for the conservative team, are moving the ball toward the Liberal goal line. GOP players are a little concerned. 1
- Football analogy. Republicans are bringing in Bork refrigerator to win the game. sigh! 1
- Football analogy 1
- For SOME reason President Bush was finding it difficult to fill important government positions. Senate dirt diggers await. (many capable people don't want to go through the confirmation process) 1
- Foreign looking waiter asks the Clintons if they want, dessert, coffee, manila envelope stuffed with checks for legal defense fund? 1
- Four drawings. Handgun is legal. Automatic gun is illegal. Next, long eared dog is legal, Pit bull is ? 1
- Four faces of people looking through open curtain at Christ child. One man is happy. One is afraid. One is skeptical. One is evil. Christmas observations. 1
- Four panels all of the state capitol building. Panel 1. Culture tax Panel 2. More prison? Food tax. Panel 3. Better roads? gas tax. Panel 4. If they ever figure out what I'm giving them, I could be in big trouble. 1
- Four panels on Bryant Gumbel, hosting NBC's Today news cast is bored with the news about scuds, patriot missiles, Saddam's oil slick and Kuwait's offering to support U.S. war in Iraq but gets excited with the need to discuss need of War tax. 1
- Four panels. Fairness doctrine, if carried out would have thought police take out the one Right-leaning commentator and leave the liberal commentators in place. 1
- Four panels. This country seems to be like an ostrich who thinks he's going to be safe by hiding his head in the sand. Radon is the latest issue that the media are saying, Danger! Danger! about. The establishment wants to scare us to death. 1
- Four panels. Schroeder talks about Peterson Air Force base...provides support for defense..but not critical for her re-election. 1
- France can sell their La Cream Puff Socialism car to President Bill Clinton. It may be a lemon and a worthless piece of junk but he really likes it. 1
- Freedom fighters from foreign lands [Angola and Afghanistan] need to be careful when they come to America to ask for aid. We have a lot of liberals in our government. 1
- Freedom-loving people protesting 72 years under Communism, wonder where President George H.W. Bush is. He is sitting the Politburo leaders in the Mayday parade. How embarrassing. 1
- Future explorers in space suits check out old restaurant to find the human species wiped out by EPA, ban fatty foods, smoking, drinking, toothpicks, etc. 1
- GOP elephant and Democrat donkey prepare for the 1992 election. As the smiling media snaps pictures, pesky donkey holds two fingers up behind the elephant's head. The fingers are hooded with sheets labeled David Duke, suggesting the party is racist. 1
- GOP elephant senators (like today) have no interest in the game. Gingrich passes, football bounces off shoulders. 1
- GOP elephants are searching President George H. W. Bush's head for evidence of his views on less government, quotas, tax cuts, privatization. It looks like someone hit the delete button. He IS for a government health care program. 1
- GOP prosecution has a surprise witness for the case against President Clinton's Big government; economic defense. It's Bill Clinton's balanced budget. 1
- Gas station attendant fills a small car with High Oxygen fuel, car burns out. Mad driver comes to station. EPA hit man is asked if he has additives for open burning. 1
- Gasoline Tax Dollars at work. The tax dollars are divided by Congress. Some actually go to work on our highways, the other half load up on the pork barrel express airline and fly to Washington D.C. 1
- Gay marchers claim to have no agenda...except access to health care, special protection, aids research, having kids, getting into the military, clergy, gay marriage, etc. 1
- Geese who lay golden eggs in the marketplace brooder house have new guard dog. Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner drops a cagy fox, labeled "Central Planner" in with them to "guard their eggs". Right. 1
- General tells troops bad news.. Congress cuts money from military for more giveaway programs. Good news 1
- Gentleman elephant is helping beautiful Hispanic voter across a puddle. Along comes a Barbara Philips truck, Official Language Amendment, to splash them both. 1
- George Bush and Bill Clinton march like revolutionaries. Ross Perot marches like the Energizer Bunny. Boom! Boom! 1
- George Bush is carrying Dan Quayle to shore saving them both from sharks. CBS shark has a wimp label in his mouth. 1
- George H. W. Bush is working on the punching bag showing a glass jaw. The GOP is worried about his economy. Media asks about his lips. 1
- George H. W. Bush's idea of a new world order is unraveling. He would like to weave the East, West and Middle nations into one strong rope but independent nations such as Slovenia, Lithuania, Croatia, etc. are flipping back from communist control. 1
- Geraldine Ferraro, son's punishment for cocaine, Ms Ferraro on telephone "Yes, Judge, I agree selling cocaine is wrong! I agree my son, John, should be punished... But, my gawd, does he have to do his own cooking?" 1
- German, British, French, Italian police may have to put in another call for help to the United States police dept. The Bosnian Serb gangs are pelting the New World Order donut shop where they are eating. 1
- Giant, Palestinian uses sling shot, Israel has heavy armor, Rocks! Why didn't I think of that? 1
- Gladiator analogy 1
- Gladiator using SDI shield. "Boy, this space shield works great against the Red Menace." "Red missiles, no problem." Gladiator gets hit in the back by Congressional Budget Cuts. 1
- Glasnost (openness) soviet style is a bon fire where Gorby is throwing in books...Brezhnev, Chernenko, etc. from the USSR library. 1
- Gorbachev reading a Soviet ABM treaty breakout plan has gun at Uncle Sam's head. Uncle Sam, reading SDI research book has gun at dummy's head. Mutually Assured Destruction policy in play. 1
- Gorby at desk, Lenin dinosaur picture, Workers unite, nothing to lose but really dumb, regional officials. Sign on wall "Workers Unite. You've got nothing to lose but a really dumb economic system." 1
- Gorby has a drain on his head instead of a birthmark. Coming out the base is a brain drain. He won't accept a condition where people are being exhorted to leave his country. 1
- Gorby is serving Russians soup, labeled Glasnost, with media present. A curtain covers up the rest of the Russian empire, Slavs, Czechs, Armenians, Poles, Latvians, etc. starving. 1
- Gorby is walking tightrope from totalitarianism to freedom. US citizens wonder why Bush is not meeting him halfway. Bush says, Why? 1
- Gorby speaks, butter, birds, flowers, peace, hands out tanks guns, bombs to Castro, Ortega 1
- Gorby's brand new kitchen, the Reform Bakery, is ready to produce. Shipment of flour is one bag. 1
- Gorby, with new openness suit, is opening jail door. Dissidents are looking out. Gorby has foot, labeled Centralized power on a button which leads to trap door. 1
- Government agents confiscate pipes and tweezers from a smoke shop. The owner asks, "what's the charge?" Agent says, "No charge, we do this for free." Owner says they might as well take his Bill of Rights away also. 1
- Government is a thief trying to reach through a window to grab a purse, private property. Waiting below a guillotine is a basket to catch a severed hands labeled "Just Compensation". Supreme court justice Rehnquist walks away with tools. 1
- Government welfare workers are starting to notice a pattern. When they give other peoples' money away for free, demand for more money increases. Duh. 1
- Governor Romer has an incentive plan to get United Airlines based in Denver International Airport. He siphons gas from Continental Airlines in the form of tax payments and pumps them as tax credits into United. 1
- Governor Romer has two huge buddies at the bar (Commerce and Industry and Government Lobbyists) . He asks Amendment # 1 taxpayer about running up tab without permission. Where's the common sense? Reply 1
- Governor Romer, with big tax club, is dragging prosperity lady by the hair. Wonders why she keeps trying to elude him. 1
- Graduates are being segregated into praying and non-praying auditoriums. They are going to hear keynote speakers giving a message on the importance of tolerance. 1
- Gray holds 1988 budget showing tax increase, says you want more defense, pay for it. Elephant tells Reagan, If we want less social spending, tough. 1
- Great Britain and the United States depicted as NATO knights have lance missiles pointing at a sleeping Soviet bear while West Germany is hanging up laundry on lances. Britain asks "It kinda makes you wonder what we're doing here, doesn't it?" 1
- Great evergreen for tax time. All of the "progress" like wine comes back to hurt us. "Housing for the homeless." "Here's to more Farm Aid." "Increase in education spending." "Free day care for the poor." "A toast to National health care." 1
- Group of Seven countries are busy bailing out their G7 recession sinking rowboat. Germany sees Soviet Bear in water and wants to help the little tyke out. 1
- Group of very happy, fat, well-dressed people sitting at fancy table give thanks for a great year, great President, the Congress, special interest groups, civil rights bill, etc. Servers note 1
- Guards who stand outside the Arab unity meeting look a bit worried seeing blood flowing out from under the door. 1
- Guess which Soviet Food store our aid program is among to put out of business? Answer 1
- Guess which community trusts its citizens to carry concealed weapons? Panel 1. ...the community where women seem frightened by hoods? 2. ...the community where hoods show a little fear about harassing (armed) women? 1
- Guess which critter the West German government believes has chemicals that are dangerous to public health 1
- Guess which eviction the court will find objectionable. Panel 1. If a landlord wants to evict a gay couple? Panel 2. If a woman wants to evict her unborn child? 1
- Guess which guest speaker the Supreme court Banned at the graduation ceremony recently 1
- Guess which students liberal educators consider to be "At Risk"? Teacher writes "Self-esteem values clarification" on black board. In the middle of the classroom are two thugs. Other students are keeping their distance from them for their own safety. 1
- Guess who the Supreme Court won't allow in the courtroom? Choices...defendant's attorneys, defendant's psychiatrists, defendant's social experts, Defendant's family and friends, the victim's orphaned children. 1
- Gullible voters are sitting in red ink in a U.S. Government Investment office. Loan sharks, Speaker of the House, Tom Foley, Senate Majority leader, George Mitchell, and candidate Bill Clinton are encouraging them to invest in America. 1
- Guy living under a bridge can't decide to be the democratic nominee to run against Joel Hefley in 1990 or hitchhike to Florida. 1
- Half the dragon heading toward democracy. The other half, led by Deng, has communism bringing up the rear. 1
- Hammer and sickle are lying on the ground. The wooden handles are sprouting flowers, labeled Russian church. "Persistent, isn't it?" 1
- Hammer and sickle, Romania, Albania, Nicaragua, Cuba are busy constructing Communism while Poland, East Germany, Czech are demoliting it. 1
- Handle comes off the garden gate of Glasnost, worker on ground. 1
- Hank Brown takes up fetal position on abortion. pro-life candidate, politics 1
- Hannibal's GOP elephants are being held up from going to Washington by and endless Press for Powell train. Clickity-clack! 1
- Hansel and Gretel analogy. Two children happy to find the public school house made out of cookies and candy. Teachers Union Agenda old lady welcomes them in. 1
- Hapless driver and passengers head off cliff wondering if Colorado has tough seat-belt law. 1
- Harvesting babies has the storks flying with vultures. It used to be an honorable profession. 1
- Having rendered yet another landmark decision, the US Supreme court exits the courtroom. (Through door in ceiling labeled 1
- Having whipped a smoker, Big Brother Government is calling Next!' to punish coffee drinkers, then chocoholics, beer drinkers, etc. If taxpayers have to pay for everyone's health care, Government should punish unhealthy habits....right? 1
- Hawk Arsenal includes tanks, bombers, fighters, carriers, destroyers, subs, missiles, ground troops, SDI, radar stations, etc. Dove arsenal is a brain with an endless supply of Vietnam war comparisons. 1
- Headless horseman, Canada, carries pumpkin head, Quebec. US and Mexico hope they'll get things together pretty soon. 1
- Headline on paper says, "Lung cancer victims see victory in $17 million Pall Mall lawsuit." Fat kid comes to shopping cart with Sugar Zows. His mom says, "Sure...Why not? We can always sue." 1
- Helicopter down with a dead pilot, "Justice and Peace" crowd, says, Peace Man and hugs El Salvador and FMLN. 1
- Hens in the hen house, have discovered the nest eggs they've been sitting on (social security for retirement) only contains an I.O.U. from the federal government. 1
- Hero in knight's clothing hops to dark castle, USSR. Nicaragua arm, defense budget, Panama leg lost. "Undaunted, our hero hops onward to negotiate a peace-through-strength treaty with the ruler of the evil empire." 1
- High Court rules equal access for prayer groups. Justice William Rehnquist leads kids past head-bangers, mother earthers, Feminists and Sagan's cosmos club members to extra curricular meeting room. There goes the neighborhood. 1
- High class couple sits at private enterprise restaurant. Mayor Bob, as busboy, says, "Sports Arena? Hey, we all might try some of that. Yo! taxpayers" 1
- High wire act 1
- Hillary Clinton can't stop thinking about tomorrow (song). President Bill Clinton is getting sworn in by Justice Rehnquist in 1993. Hillary pictures herself as a Supreme Court Justice swearing in her husband in 1997. 1
- Hillary Clinton is pushing a buggy with a monster child aboard. (image taken from movie Rosemary's Baby") 1
- Hillary and Bill are in a donkey-driven cart, pulled by hungry conservative democrats, throwing off hay to feed liberal democrats. 1
- Hillary as nurse, "the government doctor will see you now, Mrs. Jones", newspaper headline, "Government radiation experiments revealed", if you can't trust your government who can you trust? 1
- Hockey theme 1
- Hollywood is constructing high wall around Colorado. Are we being quarantined because of some contagious disease that kills people when they are exposed to our body fluids? No. They don't like the way we voted. 1
- Holy warrior, Iraq's Saddam Hussein, prepares for battle, turban, sword, U.S. hostage as a shield, gas canisters, etc. 1
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