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- (I forgot what this controversy was about. Sorry. It has something to do with a weather balloon story coming from the Pentagon.) 1
- (I'm surprised this cartoon didn't get any reaction from the churches and public.) When money given for good works gets passed on to lawyers suing the Church for bad deeds done by pedophile priests it seems it would affect tithes and offerings somehow. 1
- 1st Lt. Kelly Flinn, an Air Force Academy graduate, the 1st female to carry nuclear bombs in a B-52, and charged with adultery, received lots of media attention. She seems to have trashed the AF honor code about not lying, cheating, etc. 1
- A Colorado citizen brought forth a proposal that nonprofits, like churches and charities should have to pay a property tax. When federal, state and local governments help out people in crisis, are they taxed? 1
- A Father's day cartoon. Why God probably invented Dads 1
- A conservative candidate wins in France. Panel 1. News item. Nicolas Sarkozy gets the women's vote in France. Panel 2. He also got the women's vote in America. (Lady Liberty is very happy the French voted for freedom.) 1
- A customer in a restaurant asks his server why she looks so happy. She's working on labor day. Waitress responds, I used to be on welfare. 1
- A huge tombstone commemorates 50 million unborn dead babies since Roe v. Wade passed in 1973. Boy asks, What killed all those babies, dad?" Dad answers, "Fear, pride, selfishness, greed..." 1
- A many paneled cartoon to explain how responsible some gun businesses use common sense and should NOT sell guns to people they perceive to be a threat to other. A Nihilistic customer can't buy a gun. Guns don't kill people, philosophy kills people. 1
- A peace deal may have been reached between Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat and Israeli President, Benjamin Netanyahu. President Bill Clinton if very pleased. All three participants celebrate by shaking their growing, pinocchio noses. 1
- A reminder on Memorial Day about the high cost of freedom. Many coffins are being loaded into military transport planes for delivery home from the war in Iraq. The coffins spell out the high cost of freedom. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi... Panel 1. ...this is political, fear-mongering speech. Panel 2. ... this is not. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy...Panel 1. It's not fair for wealthy seniors to get tax cuts...Panel 2. ...But it's OK to force young workers to buy their drugs. 1
- According to the liberal media, Europe is separating itself from President George W. Bush's policy to disarm Iraqi tyrant Saddam Hussein. The map behind the anchor shows Europe growing smaller and separating itself from the rest of the world. 1
- After Hurricane leveled large parts of New Orleans the politicians and President George W. Bush all favor rebuilding the city. Taxpayers wish they could build it on higher ground. 1
- After his reelection, President George W. Bush and the Republican congress has shown signs they are going to explore new territory in governance. It has the Democrats a little worried. 1
- Al-Jazeera reporters are shocked "that a U.S. Marine may have shot an unarmed man..." yet seem to be OK with atrocities committed by Jihadists. 1
- America...Panel 1. ...LAND...(showing capitol building) Panel 2. ...OF THE...(showing the White House) Panel 3. ....COURTS...(Showing a castle where all the power resides.) Judges have been overturning a lot of democratic elections lately.) 1
- Apple software's logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it. Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, has taken another bite out of the Apple. (I think this cartoon is related to the competitiveness of the two giant computer companies.) 1
- As people see the military jets taking off and heading toward the Middle East, there could be two things going on. The war could be heating up over there or the impeachment hearings of President Bill Clinton could be heating up in Washington. 1
- As the North Atlantic Treat Organization celebrates it's 50th birthday, President Bill Clinton, (and NATO officials) seem to be tempting a large, Soviet Bear to react. The bombing in Yugoslavia seem to go past their mission of fighting a humanitarian war. 1
- As the government cracks down on second-hand smoke health issues, the smoking areas are getting further away from places of business. The Madison Avenue people were right...smokers really WILL walk a mile for a Camel (cigarette). 1
- As the rest of the sheep stay in line for the establishment leaders to herd them toward Washington, D.C. on the affirmative action road, Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, a black man, steps out and heads toward freedom. 1
- Baseball analogy. Taxpayers serve as a backstop for the very hard pitches of the market collapse. Scared little batter, Fannie Mae, with Representative Barney Frank as umpire doesn't have a chance of stopping the ball. Watch out. 1
- Baseball analogy 1
- Baseball fans have heard a lot in the media, about hitters taking steroids to enhance their batting performance. Drug use has changed the game. Instead of umpires calling the shots, chemical lab technicians have gotten into the act as well. 1
- Bashar al-Assad's Syrian troops invaded Lebanon. Now the people want to have a pro-Syria party protest march. Signs wanting "Authoritarian Rule", "Down with Voting". etc. are not likely to catch on in Lebanon. 1
- Big Brother Federal Government net snares state families with welfare reform laws including privacy rights, ultimatums, employer mandates, etc. The State of Colorado says the feds Snared a lot more than deadbeat parents there. 1
- Big business is in the government welfare pool with little kids. Mr-Mrs. Taxpayer wants freeloaders out. Having coffee with President Bill Clinton doesn't mean they should get to sponge off others...but they do. Crony capitalism at work. 1
- Boxing analogy. In the Democrat primary, Hillary has an distinct advantage if Barack Obama can't hit her below the belt. The I am a woman shorts cover her whole body. Republican challengers see a problem with that also. 1
- Bummer... you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart... and you still get stuck in John Kerry's big mouth! 1
- CBS ran another hit piece on President Ronald Reagan. He has Alzheimer's disease but they hit him anyway. CBS has no shame. 1
- Caption "Fuel problems?" Panel 1. In most cases, if a school bus runs out of gas, the driver would call for help. Panel 2. With House Speaker Nancy Pelosi driving, she just walks home (leaving the rest of the nation stranded) 1
- Celebrating the 4th of July. Panel 1. Display the flag and thank our forefathers. Panel 2. Put up a sign that says your property is protected by the Second Amendment and thank our current, conservative Supreme Court members. 1
- Charles Darwin's survival chart of the march of evolution from pond scum to the human being needs to be updated. It looks like the strongest species on the planet is the big government tax man. Property owners may disappear. 1
- Children, in America, might be a little confused. In the state of Oregon, it's OK for a doctor (like Dr. Kevorkian) to assist suicides with pills but he had better not use a gun. Guns are bad. 1
- China is hosting the World Olympics and has built a very interesting looking stadium called, "The bird's nest". Vultures carrying Chinese dissidents seem to have taken up residence there. "How embarrassing. " 1
- Citizens are seeing a pretty scary group of trick or treaters wanting candy from their house....George Soros, media types, Acorn voter fraud, Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, Rezko, NARAL, Congress, etc. 1
- Colorado University's buffalo is being hunted down by liberal academic scholars, including CU President Hoffman, Communist/activist, Professor Ward Churchill and Lara Liberal. Many conservatives are surprised liberals could ride like that. 1
- Colorado fire chief Manuel Navarro's plan to close fire house #3 got a rapid response for people in the neighborhood. I think he planned it that way. The city council might want to rethink the budget. 1
- Common Cause, a left-wing special interest group, would like to see radical campaign reform laws enforced. Here they are laying mines in a track field. Some wonder why so few people want to run for office anymore. 1
- Constitutionally, who do YOU think should be running the war? Panel 1. President George W. Bush, the Commander in Chief.... Panel 2. ...or the Senators in Chief? (Chaos in the war room contains many recognizable senators) 1
- Day one 1
- Deadbeat Dad, liberal education, courts, church and lawmakers are all in the Do-Your-Own-Thing Bar wondering what is happening to our kids today. The media are serving drinks. 1
- Democats and media are leaving a big wrestling match where Uncle Sam is beating the terrorist. They are now interested in the economy. Who are they rooting for there? 1
- Democracy in Action 1
- Democratic National Chairman, Roy Romer, is having trouble raising interest in President Bill Clinton's reelection campaign. Small wonder. The Comeback Kid is flying an incredibly old and damaged Bi-plane. 1
- Democrats and Republicans are not very happy with the choice of candidates they are putting up for the presidential election. All have their flaws, but it's too late to return them to Uncle Sam. 1
- Different platforms. Panel 1. The GOP elephants want to drill for oil to reduce the price of gas. (Supply and Demand) Panel 2. The Democrats would prefer to suspend a pie-in-the-sky model. (Hope and change) 1
- Disunity in the Republican state legislature made the elephants look like the three Stooges and made the Democrats and the adulterous Democratic Governor Roy Romer, with his giant veto pen, look good. 1
- Education 1
- Every Election year, Democrats like to scare elderly voters by telling them the Republicans want to stop their Social Security check from coming in. This time, the Republicans beat them to the trick. 1
- Fascism is bad. Everyone knows that. However the liberal media seem willing to climb over the huge piles of victims of Communism to get to film the victims of Fascism. (It's been that way since the brutal reign of Stalin.) 1
- Finally, the suicide doctor, Jack Kevorkian, experiences some jail time for assisting people kill themselves. 1
- For SOME reason, the Republicans just couldn't deliver their ideas to the American People. No wonder. The cab driver (liberal media) is a Democrat. 1
- France and the United Nations see President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair, who want to stop extreme Jihadists terrorists, as trouble. Go figure. 1
- Ghosts of Administrations Past. Panel 1. President George W. Bush has a free market health care policy Reagan would love. Panel 2. But his big government energy policy is one that Jimmy Carter would love. 1
- God's ways are not like our ways. Panel 1. Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, built many palaces to give the appearance of permanence. Panel 2. God's word, born as a little baby, will never disappear. 1
- Guess which community trusts its citizens to carry concealed weapons? Panel 1. ...the community where women seem frightened by hoods? 2. ...the community where hoods show a little fear about harassing (armed) women? 1
- Harry Hoiles died. He was the publisher of the Gazette and son of R.C. Hoiles, who was the founder of the Freedom Newspaper chain. Their freedom philosophy will be remembered as Lady Liberty's torch flickers a bit. 1
- Having plundered big tobacco, government attorneys (Pirates) look forward to plundering a new victim...gun manufactures. 1
- Hillary Clinton might be in trouble. She has Barbara Streisand on her side, but she also has her unfaithful husband Bill Clinton rooting for her. Barack Obama's tag team Oprah Winfrey stepping into the ring. Hillary sees the need for more people. 1
- Hockey analogy 1
- Hooray! The Republican Congress was carried out on the shoulders of the people. They saved Social Security. Actually they are carried out on the BACKS of the American taxpayers. Republicans used to stand for limited government. 1
- House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, wanted congress to vote, "Aye" on a bailout for the market crash. Republicans voted for the black E-Y-E. (That FELT good but congress got us to bailout big government anyway.) 1
- Humpty Dumpty analogy 1
- I think this cartoon is connected to a news item about security problems in the airline industry. Passengers have to almost get undressed to board the plane but the loaders take all kinds of things that could be considered dangerous. 1
- I think this is one of my funnier cartoons. Imagine how chickens must feel when they see President Bill Clinton and his bureaucrats from the FDA invading their privacy in the hen house! I forget why they wanted to warn folks about raw eggs. 1
- Identity politics are in full swing with our government census takers. After centuries of intermarriage between Spaniards, Native Americans, People of color, etc. they want to ask a question about race. (Apologies to famous painter, Norman Rockwell) 1
- If Children came with warning labels 1
- If Lara Liberal had written the Declaration of Independence 1
- If all greenhouse gases were visible. Panel 1. Gases arising from industry would be seen as troubling. Panel 2. The gases rising from politics in Washington, D.C. would be overwhelming. 1
- If you were a crook, which area would you want to avoid? Panel 1. Where vulnerable citizens are all unarmed in a Gun-Free Zone? 2. Where conceal-care is allowed. 1
- In America, people are still free to get together and worship their God legally. Some people, in the Middle East, can't do that. Freedom of religion is something to give thanks for on Thanksgiving day. 1
- In the presidential campaigns, thus far, Vice President Al Gore is a REAL tree-hugger. Candidate George W. Bush says he is a compassionate conservative but has very little to show what that means. 1
- In the war on terror the UN makes lousy life guards. President George W. Bush and the U.S. Troops are basically rescuing the Iraqi people from the grips of dictator Saddam Hussein all alone. France and Russia are spectator guards. 1
- Instead of letting regional interests, like the Saudi Government, deal with Iraqi mad dog, Saddam Hussein, the U.S. government has become the go to guy to handle the situation. 1
- Iraq's president Saddam Hussein is ready to take the punishment coming from the United Nations. He doesn't care how much it hurts (the Iraqi people he holds on his back to suffer the lashing). His military man says, Bravely spoken sir. 1
- Iraqi citizen and U.S. soldier watch a blind Senator Obama, a blind Senator Clinton, a blind Senator Edwards, a blind Governor Richardson, etc. walk around in Iraq looking for progress in Iraq. 1
- Israel has a tough time defending itself againts at Palestinian terrorist organization called Hezbollah. They call themselves the Party of God but uses innocent civilians as shields. What kind of Godly power does that? 1
- It looks like almost everyone in Congress is marching to beat of the same drummer. Republicans and Democrats favor minimum wage hikes. The revolution for limited government is over. 1
- It seems like lawmakers, Republican and Democrat, are more interested in their poll numbers (and how to spin them) than they are in finding out more about ethics. 1
- It seems the logic of Republican leadership in Washington, D.C. is to load more government programs on the back of the American people. They promised to reduce the load but believe their chances of being re-elected to office is to increase the load. 1
- It's Veteran's Day. Sometimes we forget what they do to keep Americans free. A battlefield view is just a reminder. 1
- It's a get-out-the-vote encouragement. You never know...your vote could be just the one that would shift the direction of the big ocean liner (like the rudder of a ship). 1
- It's a gruesome birthday celebration for vultures. the Roe v. Wade decision by the U.S. Supreme Court is 25 years old. Lady Justice feeds the merchants of death the gory remains of all the unborn children from that decision. 1
- It's an interesting match up in the big, presidential debates. It's the conservative/moderate/liberal candidate, President Bill Clinton debating the conservative/moderate opponent, Senator (Beltway) Bob Dole. 1
- It's hard for the Democrats to reach out to conservative people in the red states. When Howard Dean, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton call us racists, homophobes, greedy, rich-white-folks, etc., it doesn't work very well. 1
- It's hard to find a GOP candidate who favors less government control nowadays. They are like circus elephants, holding trunk to tail, going around in a circle. Republicans are lacking leadership to set a different direction. 1
- It's really scary for lots of folks to play around in the internet. (especially for tech-challenged people like me.) People with addictions, again, like me) have to be very careful while on the internet. 1
- It's tax day. Tax payers dread the punishers from the Internal Revenue Service beating them if they have made too much money for the year. It's a strange system. We punish the successful and give tax breaks to the poor. 1
- It's the king has no clothes story all over again. The New York Times has endorsed the President and proudly carries the long, invisible robe of King and still President Bill Clinton. Ross Perot asks Senator Bob Dole, Is there no sense of shame? 1
- It's tough for miners to get through the hard rock in Bruce Babbitt's head. President Bill Clinton's Interior Secretary seems to be doing all he can to shut the mining industry down. 1
- Judge Chang, in Hawaii, brought Uncle Sam a ticking time bomb for Christmas. He ruled gay marriage was legal in Hawaii. Now other states will need to decide if they will recognize gay-partner marriages when they come to the mainland. 1
- Just when Public Education is waiting to have school choice break their chains of state government regulation, President Bill Clinton arrives with some new ball and chain federal government regulations. 1
- Kids learn quickly. If a smart kid knows anything about current events, and gets a bad report card, he might be able to avoid punishment from his parents if the economy is good. Hey, it works for President Bill Clinton. 1
- Kofi Annan, of United Nations, finally has some good news for the war-torn Nation of Sudan (after a long time talking about a plan) that what they have suffered MAY never happen again...again. Woo-wee! 1
- Lady Justice takes tires off of O.J. Simpson's white SUV. At least she got something. (Simpson might have gotten away with murder but he did get convicted of a lesser crime.) 1
- Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam watch the Republican and Democrat Congress at play beating each other up before they go to recess. It's hard to watch. Uncle Sam says, You should see how they play with our money. 1
- Lara Liberal is making a fashion statement with her sweater. Panel 1. On the front there's a statement, Got Terror?? Panel 2. The back has words, "Blame Israel." 1
- Lara Liberal thinks President Obama ran a nearly flawless race. A different view shows he was carried across the finish line by runners in the media NBC, CBS, CNN, and the New York Times. His opponent, John McCain did not run a great race. 1
- Lawyers, from other states, line up to get wads of cash from the big Tobacco company's vending machine. They are going to "smoke" Joe Camel. 1
- Liberal groups such as the National Organization for Women, and Acorn warn young women to vote (for Obama) as if their lives depended on it. The unborn child can't vote but his/her life actually DOES depend on it. 1
- Liberals and media rejoice as Obama prepares in a Moses-like stance to part the Red (ink) Sea. Others wonder how he is going to do that. He's planning a massive public works project, constructing roads, bridges, etc., which will produce more red ink. 1
- Little Johnny can't read, spell, add or subtract, but thanks to President Bill Clinton's education program, he does have good self-esteem. 1
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- Many people in the arts community are outraged when owners of football teams get taxpayers to build their stadiums. Maybe they should reexamine their own view on the National Endowment for the arts. 1
- Maryland NAACP officials say Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas a bad role model for young blacks. So now some people in the black community must want Judge Thomas to use the restroom in the back. What a shame. 1
- Mayor Bob Isaac has made quite a reputation for himself, serving over 17 years as mayor in Colorado Springs. Citizens are sculpting a (Mt. Rushmore-like monument) to honor him, but he announced his unexpected resignation. 1
- Mike Wallace, on 60 Minutes, teamed up with Dr. Kevorkian, the suicide doctor, in a very soft, biased interview about mercy killing. Next, the two of them will kill a victim of Multiple Sclerosis. 1
- Militant feminist, Gloria Steinem, draws a red line on boorish behavior. The line seems to apply to conservative men but goes around liberal men...like President Bill Clinton. 1
- Money and politics. Panel 1. Democrats want Republicans to return campaign donations that big oil executives give to Republican campaigns... Panel 2. ...but ignore the donations big education unions give to Democrat campaigns. 1
- New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani and Senator Hillary Clinton are considering a run as third party candidates. They need to consider the record of how third party candidates tend to kill the hopes of Republicans and Democrats at winning general elections. 1
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- Obama's message, boiled down "Yes, we can! Yes, we can!" a huge crowd of democrats shout. Near by a wife asks husband, "Can WHAT?" Husband replies, "Take our money from us." 1
- Observers at the Republican convention are noticing a lot of Democrat donkeys milling around on the convention floor. Those are the Washington press corps. 1
- Once again, with huge fires burning in western states, the people on the east coast are telling us how to solve our problems. They don't think we should develop land so close to the forests. They already wiped out their forests. 1
- Overregulation can kill whole industries. For instance, when the federal government puts the Lynx on it's Endangered Species list, it gives the cat a power saw to bring the logging industry down. 1
- Pane 1. U.S. Hostages remember Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from the days of their captivity in 1979...the days of President Jimmy Carter. Panel 2. Now Iranian captive women will see the same man as their President. 1
- Panel 1. Quarterback President George W. Bush tells Treasury Secretary Paulson to take the old pigskin and .... Panel 2. The administration needs to wait for Congress to get done working the ball up. 1
- Panel 1-10. Presidential candidate, John McCain does a flip (on domestic drilling) and the media recognizes it as a flip on policy. Competitor Barack obama does an even greater flip and the media calls it a "great reversal." 1
- Panel 1-2. Republican voters are disappointed to find the representatives they sent to Congress to reduce the size of government are not walking the talk. The footprints they leave are just like the democrat donkey's tracks. 1
- Panel 1-2. A survey revealed people who live in red states are more compassionate in giving to the poor (out of their own resources) than people in the blue states. What does that say about compassion in America? 1
- Panel 1-2. Captured Tyrant, Saddam Hussein is complaining about having to climb four flights of stairs to get to the courtroom in his trial. Poor guy. Maybe he shouldn't have murdered so many of his people (along with so many others). 1
- Panel 1-2. Hollywood directors are starting to act more responsible in what they are showing in their movies. They do not want their actors to be smoking on stage. Showing group sex is still OK. 1
- Panel 1-2. In Washington, D.C., Congress is pouring a lot of tax money in pork projects like building a very expensive bridge to nowhere in Alaska. Maybe it would be a better idea to rebuild some Hurricane Katrina bridges in the Gulf. 1
- Panel 1-2. The CIA reports that Iraqis are losing faith in U.S. efforts. At the White House President George W. Bush and defense officials see this as bad news. The liberal National media are rejoicing. 1
- Panel 1-2. Thousands of people spent their Labor Day helping victims of the Hurricane Katrina disaster clean up the mess. Neighbor helping neighbor is not a day off. 1
- Panel 1-2. True conservatives can't put on a happy face when they hear someone wants an abortion. Compassionate conservatives keep smiling. Don't count on them to enter the controversial discussion about aborting. Some have values, some have positions. 1
- Panel 1-2. Lara Liberal wants to know what it would take for Joe Conservative to support the Senate Immigration Bill. Panel 3. He would support it if he could be convinced there is something FAIR about people cutting in the line up there. 1
- Panel 1-2. Liberals believe shooting crimes are connected to gun violence. I'd say the crimes are committed by bad people who use guns. I'd rather see the bad guys locked up. 1
- Panel 1-2. On Veteran's Day, American citizens see soldiers as vital guard dogs who will protect the homeland. Social scientists see soldiers as lab rats for their foreign policy experiments. 1
- Panel 1-3. Colorado Governor, Bill Owens, seems to have caved on the Taxpayer's Bill of Rights, which would require a vote of the people when the bureaucrats want to raise our taxes. It looks like Coloradans will be picking up the tab. 1
- Panel 1-3. Democrats took over the the House in Washington, D.C. Nancy Pelosi is the new captain of the ship. As they set sail, it might be a dangerous journey in the Islamic Jihad waters. A hate America monster lurks in the corner of the bathtub. 1
- Panel 1-3. Lawmakers are taking over the role of moral authority from parents. Our children would be lost if lawmakers didn't warn them about the dangers of smoking, drinking, guns, intolerance, obesity, pornography, steroids, etc. 1
- Panel 1-3. Picture your son with a public school counselor (or teacher) asking him a personal question about his relationship with Christ OR if he thinks he might be gay. I'd say both questions are inappropriate in a public school setting. 1
- Panel 1-3. President George W. Bush has loaded enough wars are the backs of American troops. He should pass on the request from the UN and France to get involved in Liberia. 1
- Panel 1-3. Professional hockey is no longer fun to watch. Spectators are getting tired of seeing the players locked in violent fights while the referees stand by. The fighting is between the hockey players and the hockey owners. 1
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- Panel 1-3. Somethings really thrive in disaster areas. Vermin (rats), communicable diseases and Islamo-Fascists, who strap bombs on to children and tell them they will go to heaven after a suicidal attack. 1
- Panel 1-3. The problem with writing a Constitution in Iraq. When waring factions between Shites, Sunnis and Kurdish people are locked in battle, it's hard to finish the first sentence...We the.....(who?) 1
- Panel 1-3. The right to vote is in danger if some liberal party controls the Judicial Branch. Johnny is a pretty bright kid. He knows that our forefathers gave us a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy. 1
- Panel 1-3. U.S. Troops engaged in the Iraqi Operation Freedom are almost stuck in their mission. Suddenly their Humve finds traction and gets out of the bog when it runs over two rats...Odai and Qusai, Saddam Hussein's very evil sons. 1
- Panel 1-3. Which Health Care providers do YOU trust? Your doctor, who listens to your heart? Your Health Maintenance Organization (Insurance provider) who checks out your financial health? Or President Bill Clinton and big government bureaucrats? 1
- Panel 1-3. Baseball analogy. The democrat team is getting a little worried. Senator John McCain has hit a home run with his choice of Sarah Palin. She has even the conservative base excited. 1
- Panel 1-3. Constituents of political figures running for reelection are very cynical. The Republican Good News Band is booed and the Democrats Rock Band is booed. The only hope the Republicans have is that the Democrats stink worse. 1
- Panel 1-3. New House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi calls the house to order. They are getting down to business in their tree house after pulling up the ladder so the Republicans get left out. 1
- Panel 1-3. President George W. Bush, as a bus driver has taken the American people though storms, fires, terrorist strikes, partisan bickering attacks, high oil prices, etc. and the economy is still running pretty strong. Nifty driving, George. 1
- Panel 1-3. South Korean students greet U.S. Soldiers with a protest call, "Americans, go home!" Boy, wouldn't that be nice to see...but it's not going to happen. 1
- Panel 1-3. When big government environmentalists get busy stepping on property owner's rights, Lady Liberty gets further and further away and harder to see. 1
- Panel 1-4. A public school teacher comes up with a school prayer that will just about offend everyone. What can we do? Maybe we should give parents a choice to pick the school where they can send their kids. 1
- Panel 1-4. All mothers should be honored on labor day because they have to go through labor to have children. (A little play on words, here. I must not have been able to think of anything pithy to say.) 1
- Panel 1-4. Americans would never accept the idea of having no choice of what they buy in the market place. Why should taxpayers be forced to pay for public schools that don't work? 1
- Panel 1-4. Colorado legislators are looking at different money-making schemes to fund education. Should the state promote more smoking...or more liquor sales....or topless dancers? No, let's fund education by getting people to gamble more. 1
- Panel 1-4. Dr. Howard Dean, democrat, who is campaigning for president, is a great fund-raiser, the front runner, and is endorsed by Vice President, Al Gore. Republicans rejoice. This could be trouble for the Clintons. 1
- Panel 1-4. Environmentalists seem to want to kill Americans by encouraging them to buy smaller cars, which are more dangerous. Terrorists in the Middle East are finding this liberal, politically correct practice of killing Americans almost too easy. 1
- Panel 1-4. Governor Weld of Massachusetts, and so-called, moderate, approaches a GOP elephant with a welding torch. He works to divide the elephant in half with his cutting torch. It's just what moderates do, I guess. 1
- Panel 1-4. If we call upon law enforcement to investigate a hate crime, wouldn't we have to know how miniaturize them so they could travel through a citizen's head to find evidence? It seems like a speech freedom issue to me. 1
- Panel 1-4. In my view, President George W. Bush started his presidency with strength and conservative, free-market principles...but like his dad, he caved way too many times plus he never fought back with critics and the media. 1
- Panel 1-4. In the state of Colorado, teens can't buy cigarettes, beer, get a tattoo (without permission from parents...) but they CAN get a an abortion. 1
- Panel 1-4. Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sounds a lot like Germany's Adolph Hitler. He hates the Jewish people and wants to wipe them off the map. He breaks agreements, he closes off first amendment rights. He's bad. 1
- Panel 1-4. Iraqi soccer theme. Sunni, Shite and Kurds work together to score in a soccer game. The Iraqi Parliament, however, can't seem to get along so that works to Al-Qaida's advantage. 1
- Panel 1-4. Maverick Senator, John McCain is obviously the media's favorite nominee for the Republican Party in the primary debates. 1
- Panel 1-4. Moderate Muslim people got together with people from Europe to celebrate they are not like the war-mongering Americans who have troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Tragically, a Muslim terrorist cast a pall over the whole event. 1
- Panel 1-4. On President's Day, it's fun to tease the Liberals in Congress and the media that there is talk, in Republican circles, that President George W. Bush just might be one of the all-time great presidents. 1
- Panel 1-4. People, who fight for freedom, usually have the same answer to the question 1
- Panel 1-4. President Bill Clinton made a big show when he pretended to fix the Social Security Program with an infusion of surplus money coming from the cigarette industry lawsuit. It's like replacing the flat front tire with the inflated rear tire. 1
- Panel 1-4. President Bill Clinton should be in as big of trouble as the Tobacco executives are in breaking the law. Both parties could be found guilty of lying to Congress, perjury, destroying evidence, etc. 1
- Panel 1-4. President George W. Bush and his administration are working hard to start a fire of freedom in Iraq. Congress should show a little patience with that project. It might produce warmth and light. 1
- Panel 1-4. Presidential candidate, Senator Bob Dole, is sitting under a sign where the L", in "Dole" falls asleep. 1
- Panel 1-4. Public school teacher, Lara Liberal, can't understand why American kids are so fat nowadays. She has removed all of the active games, like dodgeball, tag, chasing, hugging, etc. that used to be played at recess. 1
- Panel 1-4. Sometime, perhaps, in the not-to-distant future...the federal government will open up thousands of new acres of breathtaking wilderness areas but they won't be open to the public. 1
- Panel 1-4. The City of Colorado Springs, in an effort to discourage gang graffiti appearing in some neighborhoods, passed a law which prohibits teens from purchasing cans of paint. I'm sure rough-looking teen rebels will comply with those kind of laws. 1
- Panel 1-4. The Democratic debates got more interesting when General Wesley Clark parachuted on. His parachute (and military experience) covered up the competition. 1
- Panel 1-4. The Iwo Jima, raising-the-flag image depicts the U.S. is planting the flag on the neck of Terrorist activities everywhere with the reelection of President George W. Bush. 1
- Panel 1-4. The Republican party is a mess. They want to win elections but can't seem to tell the electorate what they will stand for. Some would stand for limited government, but that's too extreme for others (who stand for more spending). 1
- Panel 1-4. The U.S. Supreme Court limited the scope of the 1990 Federal Americans with Disabilities Act (just a teeny bit). Among the people who sought to be classified as disabled were two nearsighted twins who wanted to be airline pilots. Go figure. 1
- Panel 1-4. The marketplace folks provide citizens with food, shelter and clothing, and do a pretty good job. However, big government, who which is supposed to provide citizens, exclusively, with Justice, are a mess. 1
- Panel 1-4. The much anticipated Clinton/Dole debate was a bust. Neither candidate laid a glove on his opponent. Both candidates claimed victory, of course. 1
- Panel 1-4. Three little pigs analogy 1
- Panel 1-4. War Vets carry Uncle Sam through WWII, Korea, Vietnam...now they need help. All the time being told they will be rewarded with medical health care. Uncle Sam asks, Have you tried medicare? Original given to Kenneth Heide. 1
- Panel 1-4. White House workers are rounding up children, stacking them up, and placing a table top on them, so President George W. Bush can sign the big Medicare Bill. 1
- Panel 1-4. Young people who want to enlist in the military have to run a fierce gantlet (rotten tomatoes thrown by the liberal media) to get to the recruiting office. There has been LOTS of anti-military stories in the press lately. 1
- Panel 1-4. After pumping thousands of biased stories on the public, the liberal media are now taking a poll asking if people feel less safe under President George W. Bush's administration. 1
- Panel 1-4. Birds of a feather. The Ku Klux Klan, like David Duke and Islamic Jihad leaders, like Iran's President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have a lot in common. They all seem to hate the Jewish people and deny that the WW II holocaust ever happened. 1
- Panel 1-4. Employees at the Environmental Protection Office are manning the barricades. They feel they are under attack. We the people elected President George W. Bush. 1
- Panel 1-4. Hillary Clinton, in the primary race against Barack Obama tries not to look manipulative, but she just is. The media and many voters prefer a new face....Obama. 1
- Panel 1-4. Old man, 1996, is leaving the scene. He sees President Bill Clinton (1997) running past as fast as he can...then sees Special Prosecutor, Ken Starr, hot on his heels. 1997 is looking like it might be a pretty interesting year. 1
- Panel 1-4. President Bill Clinton is relaxing some trade restrictions on communist Cuba. That might be a good thing to do after almost 40 years of a trade embargo. We'll see. 1
- Panel 1-4. The liberal media, in Iraq, do not seem interested in the U.N. Food for Oil scandal. They are bored with stories about terrorist atrocities. But if there is a hint of a U.S. Marine shooting an unarmed man, they are all over it. 1
- Panel 1-4. The message of the cross of Calvary never dies. Jesus died on the cross and thru the centuries the tree has sprouted branches of life to all who believe. 1
- Panel 1-4. Uncle Sam is in a fix. The price of gas is affecting the economy. China's military is a growing threat. He decides he might have to start conserving fuel...and start drilling. The environmentalists and liberals need to watch out. 1
- Panel 1-4. When people work in the marketplace, they need to do what the boss wants them to do or they get fired. When government officials work for We the people, they don't feel they need to do what we want them to do. How do they get away with that? 1
- Panel 1-5. A taxpayer has an economic dilemma. If he votes for presidential candidate, Steve Forbes, he will be voting for a flat tax plan, which will benefit him but will benefit the rich people even more. Ah...the horror! 1
- Panel 1-5. House Republicans, in the Sugar Land Sweet Perks Society are knitting a sweater for their Majority leader, Tom Delay. The favors in the Republican party (perks) may provide the rope the Democrats can use to hang him with. 1
- Panel 1-5. It's a story about a man who built a better mousetrap. The world did, indeed, beat a path to his door. Well, big government officials beat a path to his door with their rules and regulations. They killed the poor fella. 1
- Panel 1-5. Lady Liberty needs to be wary of snakes. Terrorist leader, Osama Bin Laden would like to make a peace agreement with civilized, freedom-loving nations. If she kisses terrorist tactics, it's the kiss of death. 1
- Panel 1-5. Liberal Supreme Court Justices like Blackmun and Ginsburg, seem to just do a magic trick to pull the issue of abortion rights out of their hat (Constitution). Perhaps the new Justice, Samuel Alito, can find it. 1
- Panel 1-5. Senate Majority Leader, Trent Lott, had been sleeping with both parties when he took a middle-of-the-road course in the impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton. 1
- Panel 1-5. Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist was hospitalized with throat cancer. Both Republican and Democrat party operatives had to swing into high gear building conservative and liberal tracks for the future of America. 1
- Panel 1-5. The gaming industry cannot take No for an answer. Every time Colorado has an election a vote to legalize gambling occurs somewhere. Voters turn it down every time, but it will be there on the ballot next time. 1
- Panel 1-5. Eric Rudolph, a bomber of abortion clinics, is sent to the Supermax prison. He will be housed in Florence, CO, along with other fanatical terrorist bombers. They all have something in common. 1
- Panel 1-5. Republicans get no respect when they call for the U.S. watchdog press. Senator Chuck Hagel, however, has the secret whisper. Just say something negative about President George W. Bush and the media are there. 1
- Panel 1-6. Conservative voters did not vote for big spending, Washington establishment congressmen to sit on the beach with Ms. Beltway getting a suntan. Big elephant, bully knows that but but he abuses them anyway. Who else are they going to vote for? 1
- Panel 1-6. Federal Reserve Chairman, Alan Greenspan is training a new man for the job, Ben Bernanke. It a very complicated job but the actual work might be figuring out which way to turn the handle. 1
- Panel 1-6. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is not someone you want to help you in combat situations. She says she cover you as you are exposed to live fire. She doesn't do that, but she says she supports the mission. Right. 1
- Panel 1-6. I grew up on a farm in Southern Colorado. Guns were a natural part of our life. We learned how to use them, (and NOT misuse them.) 1
- Panel 1-6. If the major media officiated football games, they would not enforce penalties against the Democrat players if they could find evidence some Republican, in the past, did the same thing. Republican players wish THEY could get calls like that. 1
- Panel 1-6. In the old days, when a candidate ran for office, he/she would throw their hat in the ring. The hat would ofter signal their strength on the issues. In this Presidential Primary, George W. Bush's campaign money squishes the opposition. 1
- Panel 1-6. It's time for analysis about the election. In Massachusetts, the state Supreme Court might have contributed to a strong traditional values turnout by approving a gay marriage issue. 1
- Panel 1-6. Non-smokers have the economic clout to get the government to outlaw smoking everywhere. Property rights are toast. (They will be coming after gun owners next.) 1
- Panel 1-6. Our judicial system shows too much leniency to young criminals. They are like sharks...they start out small but grow to be man-eaters. Judge calls for a bigger boat. Police would like to see better judges. 1
- Panel 1-6. Our soldier boys won the American Revolution, the Civil War, World War I, World War II, the Gulf War...but lost to a judge in the Sexual Revolution. Sigh. 1
- Panel 1-6. President Bill Clinton's idea of successful foreign policy is like he plays golf. Instead of driving the ball toward the official hole on the golf course, he hits the ball and wherever the ball lands is where he decides to place the hole. 1
- Panel 1-6. Presidential candidate, Senator John Kerrys Vice President nominee, Senator John Edwards said if they win the election, handicapped people can get up out of their wheelchairs and walk. It seems a little like an overstatement to me. 1
- Panel 1-6. Protecting the environment is important. The Environmental Protection gets credit for cleaning up America's air. Now they've switched into a more powerful setting and are cleaning out farmers, business, etc. 1
- Panel 1-6. Secretary of Defense, Jim Baker, has a tendency to talk and talk. The Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is just waiting him out until Iran obtains nuclear weapons. 1
- Panel 1-6. Slave ship analogy 1
- Panel 1-6. Snooty Europeans don't think Israel and President George W. Bush (who they see as a cowboy) should be meddling in Lebanon. Perhaps the European countries could negotiate a peace with the radical, Jihadist terrorists in the area. I think not. 1
- Panel 1-6. The PBS head honcho is asking his staff which issues that they are going to cover is most important in their audience. He names every liberal issue they can think of but ignores the terrorist threat next door. 1
- Panel 1-6. The election is over and congress continues to kick the ticking time bomb, (Social Security bankruptcy) down the road. It's not set to go off, now, until 2042. Our poor grandchildren might be there for the explosion. 1
- Panel 1-6. The government banned firearms from the National Parks. In some areas, people, who carry, feel a little nervous about taking their loved ones into areas where predators are present. 1
- Panel 1-6. War scenario. A turkish man helped U.S. troops find terrorists in Iraq. House speaker, Nancy Pelosi, brought up the Turkish genocide in 1915. It seems she is more interested in helping the enemy than Americans. 1
- Panel 1-6. We expect policemen to keep our children away from guns, drugs, Hollywood trash...shouldn't parents be responsible to be involved somehow? 1
- Panel 1-6. We had an election. We, the people spoke. We elected limited-government types to run the government in Washington, D.C. We now seem to be getting shaken down by liberal Republicans. 1
- Panel 1-6. A man applying for a job can refuse to give his Social Security Number, but the employer can refuse to hire him. The same kind of thing can happen with him refusing to give a DNA sample. Individuals have rights. Employers have rights. 1
- Panel 1-6. As Coloradans drive from county to county, they have to show their guns or are allowed to conceal them. Different counties have different laws regarding handgun conceal-carry regulation. A state law would remedy that problem quickly. 1
- Panel 1-6. Terrorist leader, Osama Bin Laden, sent a message to the media that he has sworn only to live free. I don't think being tucked away in a cave somewhere is living free. 1
- Panel 1-7. The politically-correct crowds are getting a little too sensitive. Some people are offended if the sales clerk says Happy Holidays. Others are offended if she says, Merry Christmas. What is a sales clerk to do? Tolerance would be nice. 1
- Panel 1-7. Try as they might, Islamic suicide bombers are finding in very difficult to blow up the election in Iraq. They are getting a little worried. 1
- Panel 1-8. A review of how many times the "Media Experts" have been wrong in their predictions on gas prices, real estate investment, global warming, and President Obama's vision. Maybe the media should find new "experts". 1
- Panel 1-8. A song about gun purchases (sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town). It's about gun checks. If a person wants to purchase a gun and has a record, he'd better watch out. He could be arrested. Big brother is watching. 1
- Panel 1-8. Just when a local control fella finds a nice quiet place to enjoy nature, Vice President Al Gore camps out along side him and makes a lot of noise about wanting more open space. What a pest. 1
- Panel 1-8. The Christmas story tells us God gave us His only son as a gift to all mankind. Scientists, philosophers, wise people have a hard time opening that gift. It takes the faith of a child to open it. 1
- Panel 1. A woman is stabbed to death by man. That's rage. Panel 2. Illinois citizens see their Govenor Ryan give clemency to the murderer. Lady Justice is a murder victim. Citizens experience Outrage. 1
- Panel 1. American Minute men fired a shot that was heard around the world in 1775. Panel 2. Hopefully, some Iraqi shopkeepers fired some shots that might get the attention of Islamic terrorists. 1
- Panel 1. American family opens gifts on Christmas morning. Panel 2. Dad says, It's a gift from Hillary Clinton...universal health care. Panel 3. He opens the gift... Panel 4. ...and finds a bill addressed to them. Mom feels sick. 1
- Panel 1. American troops and winning the war in Iraq. Panel 2. Unfortunately, liberals in Congress and the media are winning the war against President George W. Bush and his defense department in Washington, D.C. 1
- Panel 1. Congress is glad to make a budget deal with President Bill Clinton. The GOP got a tax break. (A little piece of paper.) Panel 2. Bill Clinton and the democrats got a wagon load of more government. 1
- Panel 1. Democratic leader, Chuck Schumer, entices gullible people to enter the Dems big tent. Panel 2. But when gun owners, pro-life people, fiscal conservatives and strong national defense types enter in, they find themselves in a fake building. 1
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- Panel 1. Historically, Lebanon is famous for it's Cedar Trees. People with axes, pass by one of those spectacular trees... Panel 2. ...to see if they can cut down a trash tree, President Bashar Al-Assad, who has invaded Lebanon from Syria. 1
- Panel 1. If the religious right had their way, swear words, vulgarity, sexual displays in the youth movement would be censored. If the secular left had their way, anything smacking of religion would be banned by the ACLU and others. 1
- Panel 1. In the United States, soldiers are being trained in conflict resolution (sensitivity training). Panel 2. In other countries, enemies of freedom are being trained to kill Americans. 1
- Panel 1. In the early 90s there were huge gatherings of media people covering the Dow Corning breast implant controversy. Panel 2. Now the courts have ruled that implants may be safe after all. The media could care less. 1
- Panel 1. In the old days, commanding officers used to ride in a jeep to look at all the military troops who protect the nation. Panel 2. With the advances in science, weapons are more refined and fewer men are needed. 1
- Panel 1. In the trial of John Muhammad, the jury will have to consider which kind of box he should be placed in. Panel 2. They can give him life in prison or the death penalty. I would say a pine box (death penalty) is more escape proof than a prison. 1
- Panel 1. Indian and cowboy analogy 1
- Panel 1. It USED to be racists like David Duke who turned people off from participating in GOP events. Panel 2. Nowadays, it's extreme pro-choice republicans (supporters of partial-birth abortion) who turn off GOP pro-life republicans. 1
- Panel 1. It used to be it was military officers who gathered in the war room to figure out strategy to win wars. Panel 2. Today, it's Supreme Court Justices who gather in the war room to figure out Diversity issues in the equal rights movement. 1
- Panel 1. It used to be...a public school teacher could resolve a playground dispute on her own. Panel 2. Now, in this politically-correct culture, these issues often wind up in court. 1
- Panel 1. It's a new year. Uncle Sam hopes to get rid of partisan bickering, activist judge, pork-barrel spending and sue-happy lawyers. Panel 2. it doesn't look like that's going to happen. 1
- Panel 1. Law-abiding citizens visiting our National Parks could not pack heat. They feel defenseless and exposed. Panel 2. President George W. Bush changed the rule and now law-abiding citizens can carry guns. 1
- Panel 1. Many countries see the plight of the starving people in Zimbabwe and want to give them help. Panel 2. What they might not see is the starving people of Zimbabwe are being held prisoner by Communist dictator, Robert Mugabe. 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton and his administration trust the leaders of China to properly use the high tech stuff he's selling them... Panel 2. ...but doesn't trust American gun owners to handle their own legal weapons. 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton is an advocate for freedom. In China, helps their Lady Liberty hold up her lamp. Panel 2. In America, he helps himself feel up Lady Liberty's posterior. His sexual proclivities are deeply troubling to many at home. 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton is dumb for saying he didn't lie about having an affair with that woman Monica Lewinsky. Panel 2. Iraqi dictator is even dumber for saying he IS cooperating with UN inspectors looking for his weapons of mass destruction. 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton says, Parents should not have to choose between their jobs and their children. 2. When you see stay-at-home moms paying more taxes so working moms can get government benefits, the choice should be obvious. 1
- Panel 1. President George W. Bush is giving his State of the Union message to an angry bunch of democrats. He has a message to support his call for regime change. Panel 2. The angry democrats hope he's talking about regime change in Iraq...not congress. 1
- Panel 1. President George W. Bush's Supreme Court nominee, Sam Alito was sent into a rough neighborhood where senators Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer, Joe Biden and Patrick Leahy hang out in the Judiciary committee. Panel 2. Alito was confirmed. Yay. 1
- Panel 1. Presidential candidate, Senator John Kerry and Vice-Presidential candidate, Senator John Edwards are hiding behind a tree hoping to avoid contact with someone. Panel 2. They are hiding from Kerry's liberal voting record in the senate. 1
- Panel 1. Railroad barons built the first railroad by hiring cheap labor. Some of them were called "Coolies". Panel 2. Today's Government supported railway, Amtrak, does the same thing. The cheap labor is called, "taxpayers". 1
- Panel 1. Republican voters always vote for the GOP elephants, who say they favor limited government. But when they get into office... Panel 2. ...they always seem to return as big porkers. 1
- Panel 1. Some Colorado state officials want that $416 million in surplus tax money to INVEST in roads, education, etc. Panel 2. If the people who paid the surplus tax dollars want to use their own money, it's called being SELFISH. 1
- Panel 1. Some families put their Christmas decorations away until next year. Panel 2. Some families put their Millennium decorations away. They will put them up again in 2000 (if the world doesn't end). 1
- Panel 1. The Good News 1
- Panel 1. The Republican Party workers are building a platform supporting traditional family values, free trade, strong defense, conservative judges, etc. Panel 2. The Democrat's platform is Just say No. 1
- Panel 1. The cigarette industry's poster boy, Joe Camel, is dead. The vultures gather to pick over his body. Panel 2. Well, the creepy vultures are actually state lawyers. The are righting over what's in Joe's billfold. 1
- Panel 1. The federal government would like to hire a lot more IRS agents to snoop through our tax returns. Panel 2. The taxpayers might want to think about a national sales tax plan and cut off the power going to the Internal Revenue Service building. 1
- Panel 1. U.S. Government send US dietary guidelines. Panel 2. They think WE should go on a diet. What hypocrisy. 1
- Panel 1. U.S. Soldiers in Baghdad come upon a crowd chanting for the troops to go home. Panel 2. It turns out the protesting crowd are all from the major media. The people in Iraq might feel differently. 1
- Panel 1. U.S. leaders can negotiate peace with other governments at a table. Panel 2. The only way U.S. leaders can negotiate with terrorists (fanatical Islamic extremists) is to send in helicopters and bombers. (force). 1
- Panel 1. When I was a farm kid and spotted a majestic eagle landing in a tree, I was filled with joy. Panel 2. Nowadays, if a farmer spots an eagle building a nest on his land, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife folks are going to make his life miserable. 1
- Panel 1. A bipartisan group of congressmen want to stem the flow of illegals with the 2007 Immigration bill. It's over 1000 pages of complicated law. Panel 2. Workmen can use that worthless paper to build the border wall. 1
- Panel 1. A company boss has a visit from some strong-arm people who are offering to protect his business if he accepts a deal he can't refuse. Panel 2. No. They are not from the mafia. They're from the U.S. Government. The boss runs a tobacco company. 1
- Panel 1. A family having beans for supper see their pig herding Congressmen, as cowboys, bringing home the bacon. Panel 2. If their Congressman was a tax-cutter, they might be able to eat steak instead of beans. 1
- Panel 1. A headline we could see in the paper 1
- Panel 1. A managed forest has been mitigated to reduce dead fuel. It has less chance of having damaging forest fires. Panel 2. Wilderness areas are filled with dead wood. Fires are usually uncontainable. I would rather be a tree in a managed forest. 1
- Panel 1. A mugging is taking shape in New York City. Panel 2. Lady Justice, without the blindfold, would like gun manufacturers to hand over their wallet. (A New York Jury allowed a lawsuit to continue in that state.). 1
- Panel 1. A prisoner in Colorado has told authorities he has killed 48 people. (Murder is spelled out by 48 people). Panel 2. The prisoner is complaining that his soup is cold. (poor thing) 1
- Panel 1. America is very divided, in our elections, in the red states and blue states. We are divided but we stand. Panel 2. America does, according to the liberal media, stand united in our fears. We are scaring ourselves to death. 1
- Panel 1. CIA director, George Tenet does another slam dunk.... Panel 2. ...in the wrong basket. He is supposed to be on President George W. Bush's team, but he keeps scoring for the Democrats. 1
- Panel 1. Colorado Governor Roy Romer is fond of saying, I don't think the people of Colorado want to sacrifice education to fill pot holes. Panel 2. He would rather dump taxpayer money into the bottomless pit of public education. 1
- Panel 1. Colorado Springs City council (all named) ask for vote on rezoning the Hillside overlay land for developer without just compensation, signify by saying, Panel 2. .... give us your wallet! (They want to pull a robbery on the developer.) 1
- Panel 1. Conservatives view gun safety as classes teaching people how to safely use their guns. Panel 2. Liberals view gun safety as government official removing guns from law-abiding citizens. 1
- Panel 1. Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, had his military shoot down two American aircraft flying over Cuba. Panel 2. President Bill Clinton was fit to be tied. He punished Castro by suspending Cuban Americans from flying to Cuba. Whoa! That'll teach him! 1
- Panel 1. Currently, the weapon of choice for Jihadist Terrorists is the suicide bomber. Panel 2. In the future, they hope they can switch the weapon of choice to a nuclear warhead on a guided missile. They can kill much more infidels with a suicide bomb. 1
- Panel 1. House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi said, "This will be the most ethical Congress in history." Panel 2. Meanwhile she sleeps with the pigs working pork projects for Congressmen who vote for a troop withdrawal. 1
- Panel 1. In 1994, the bureaucrats hanging out in the Washington, D.C. entitlements saloon witnessed a new sheriff in town. It was a no nonsense GOP Congress. Panel 2. In 1997, we see the GOP sheriff is drinking with the crowd. 1
- Panel 1. In Democratic cultures, warring parties take down their yard signs, after elections, and go home. Panel 2. In tribal cultures, tombstones (as yard signs) stay up longer. The Sunni tribe and Shiite tribes kill each other to see who leads. 1
- Panel 1. In the olden days, some things were taken by force (like indian tribes were uprooted by U.S. army troops) Panel 2. Nowadays, Democrats and Republicans can take over private industry (like health care) by vote. 1
- Panel 1. Iraqi tyrant, Saddam Hussein can't understand Americans. Panel 2. He takes over oil fields in Kuwait and Americans want him gone. Panel 3. President Bill Clinton takes over huge coal deposits in Utah... Panel 4. ...and they want him re-elected. 1
- Panel 1. It looks like someone is targeting a lady who is buying a rifle at a gun shop. Panel 2. It's the Federal Bureau of Investigation who is targeting (Linda Smith, age 32, single, etc.) Big Brother is watching. 1
- Panel 1. It seems like every time conservative voters send a budget watchdog to Washington, D.C. .. Panel 2. ...he comes back as a trained monkey who collects money for the big government establishment. 1
- Panel 1. It used to be long lines of people would be seen at the government-run Post Office. Panel 2. If we get government-run health care, you will see more long lines. 1
- Panel 1. It used to be...teachers would throw big bully, Johnny, OUT of her class if he couldn't behave. Panel 2. Now the Colorado State Legislature is considering legislation that would end laws requiring compulsory attendance of unruly kids. 1
- Panel 1. Joyful democrats meet in Denver in full party gear. Panel 2. Republicans gather on the coast line with hurricane warning flags up. The economy is a mess and they are dressed in rescue gear. 1
- Panel 1. King Juan Carlos of Spain tells Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, to shut up. Panel 2. Surprisingly, Hugo Chavez hears the people of Venezuela second the motion. 1
- Panel 1. Lady Liberty encourages Americans to make a new resolution. Panel 2. She is hoping we can force big, big, (obese) government (Uncle Sam) to go on a diet. (Fat chance). 1
- Panel 1. Liberal media folks see a donkey working to get out the vote. Panel 2. They can't seem to see the democrat donkey is actually a Chinese dragon working to get out the vote for their guy, President Bill Clinton. 1
- Panel 1. Many people (non-hunters) see a picture in the paper about a huge bear being hunted down and killed and are sickened by the way such a noble creature had to die. Panel 2. Maybe they don't realize how bears, past their prime, die in the wild. 1
- Panel 1. May we never forget the roaming Buffalo... Panel 2. the Nomadic Indian... Panel 3. the soaring Eagle... Panel 4. ...the powerful Grizzly... Panel 5. ...the wild Mustang... Panel 6. ...the unsound Landowner. 1
- Panel 1. Network News sharks... Panel 2...can spell blood miles away.... Panel 3....Conservative blood anyway. Liberal media sharks don't seem to notice President Bill Clinton's many wounds in the political waters. 1
- Panel 1. New York is known as The Big Apple". it has a few worms in it. Panel 2. Chicago should be called, "The Big Can of Worms." (most of Chicago's leaders are corrupt) 1
- Panel 1. News about awful care for veterans at Walter Reed hospital looks like a nightmare. Federal bureaucracy is on display. Panel 2. Coming soon to our theatre is another nightmare called Hillarycare. 1
- Panel 1. News item 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton has great vision when it comes to spending. He sees Land Ho! when there really is none. Panel 2. When it comes to seeing Chinese spies taking top secret U.S. technology...he can't see that. 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton is sending more American troops in to Yugoslavia to act as NATO Peacekeepers. Panel 2. If war is hell, what kind of situation will be greeting them? 1
- Panel 1. President Bill Clinton's bombing plan was targeted to take out Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein. Panel 2. What got hit was the UN Weapons Inspection team. 1
- Panel 1. Presidential candidate Barack Obama stretches his legs getting ready for the track race. Panel 2. Candidate Hillary Clinton pushes the start button on the huge, elaborate Clinton Political Machine. 1
- Panel 1. Presidential candidate, Senator Bob Dole, is leaving the Conservative-agenda tractor, which he things in bogged down in the senate, in order to rescue his campaign. Panel 2. Dole's campaign ship, is not bogged down. It has already sunk. 1
- Panel 1. Secretary of Defense William Cohen, orders the military downgrade the crime of adultery under the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Some officers wonder why? Panel 2. Then they realize their Commander-in-Chief is President Bill Clinton. Hmmmm. 1
- Panel 1. Senator Barack Obama's pastor for over 20 years, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, wants to pray for America. No problem. Panel 2. Pastor Wright wears a T-shirt saying, "God Damn America" Now we have a problem. 1
- Panel 1. Teens walk by a Lotto store. They're too young to buy lotto tickets. Panel 2. They're too young to walk in a bar. Panel 3. Too young to buy cigarettes. Panel 4. Why are they old enough to endanger all kinds of people while driving a car. 1
- Panel 1. Terrorist leader, Osama bin Laden is smiling. Why? Panel 2. He can see changes coming in the U.S. Congress. Nancy Pelosi might be the next Speaker of the House. 1
- Panel 1. The Democratic Congress treated Auto Industry CEOs with contempt during the hearings. Panel 2. Now they are treating innocent taxpayers with contempt (as clowns) to get us to bail out the auto industry. 1
- Panel 1. The Presidential primary announcer says, And they're OFF! Panel 2. Well, MOST of them, anyway! Runner Senator Joe Biden steps on his own tongue. He said Obama was clean and articulate. 1
- Panel 1. The U.S. Constitution specifies census people count individuals living in America. Panel 2. Today, Democrats would like to see census people count by statistical sampling. Census takers can fill in the blanks. 1
- Panel 1. The U.S. military attack in Iraq will benefit the reelection chances of President Bill Clinton. Panel 2. The losers will be the people in Iraq who will lose their lives so Bill Clinton (and Iraqi President, Saddam Hussein), can remain in power. 1
- Panel 1. The city of Colorado Springs and El Paso County Commissioners do not want to see people in the area begging for help. Panel 2. But when bond issues and Elections role around, we see city and county officials begging for support. 1
- Panel 1. The first time Hillary tried to get government-sponsored health care bill passed, she tried to get the public to swallow the whole big pill. Panel 2. This time, her proposals consist of many, many smaller pills. It's all the same medicine. 1
- Panel 1. Voters didn't like what the big government Republican Congress was doing... Panel 2... so they threw the rascals out. Panel 3. Now we get lots more big government Democrats organizing endless investigations. Lawyers rule Washington, D.C. 1
- Panel 1. When families eat at a restaurant and they get bad food, they can complain and maybe even get a free meal. Panel 2. When families send their children to public school and get bad education, public school teachers demand more money. 1
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- Panels 1-2. A graphic reminder of the difference between the democratic party and the republican party. On the important issues of the day, democrats fall in line, and face the same direction. The elephant party doesn't understand the concept. 1
- Paula Jones' lawsuit against President Bill Clinton was thrown out by the court. Women, all over the land, should watch out for boorish bosses. The President of the United States got away with it. Maybe they can also. 1
- People at the airport It see a number of men, in full battle gear, saying a sad farewell to their families. No, they aren't soldiers going to Bosnia. They are FBI agents traveling to Montana to put down an uprising. 1
- People who build houses in areas where disasters are bound to hit, like on the coast line and in flood plains, should pay for their own support. Tax support for real disasters should go elsewhere. Insurance companies have ways to figure out the risk. 1
- Politicians in Washington (depicted as sail boat officers) are claiming they are responsible for the U.S. sail boat to be moving forward. Actually, its the U.S. economy (wind) that is filling the sails. 1
- Polls are showing President Bill Clinton is going to win the race for president in 1996. His Vice President, Al Gore, stands a good chance he will be serving as president in 1997 if the Ken Starr investigation explodes soon. 1
- President Bill Clinton and his EPA Secretary, Carol Browner keep moving the stick down on clean air standards forcing auto makers to make smaller (and more dangerous to drive) cars for the general public to buy. 1
- President Bill Clinton and his Vice President Al Gore are like WW II bomber pilots going after the legal suppliers in the tobacco industry, gun manufactures, producers of fatty foods, etc. 1
- President Bill Clinton and his big government buddies just want the courts to rough up the big tobacco goose that lays the golden eggs. The don't want to see this goose killed. 1
- President Bill Clinton and his wife, Hillary, are in trouble with the law. The chief law enforcement officer, Attorney General, Janet Reno, is sent in to handle the investigation. Strangely enough, Reno turns out to be part of the Clinton gang. 1
- President Bill Clinton and the Democrat party want to expend free prescription coverage, in the Medicare program, to the elderly. Grandma may get free medicine, but her grandson will certainly have to pay for it. It's a reElections; plan. 1
- President Bill Clinton can really jump the controversial hurdles on the campaign issues. He's for abortion, taxing big tobacco and grabbing guns. Senator Bob Dole is straddling those issues. It' not a pretty sight. 1
- President Bill Clinton entices voters to join his campaign. He wants them to walk the medicare tight rope with absolute safety. Unfortunately, the expansion of the medicare safety net will depend on our children's ability to fund the expensive program. 1
- President Bill Clinton greets Soviet leader Boris Yeltsin on common ground. They both have something in common. Their angry crew (citizens) want them to walk the plank fall into the ocean. 1
- President Bill Clinton has dragon dancers from China (Bank of China) running all over the White House. Foreigners donated heavily to his campaign. His International relations was called Constructive Engagement. Boy, it sure was...for him. 1
- President Bill Clinton has lots of time to take $5,000 from anyone who wants to have their photo taken with him but doesn't seem to have time to address the Paula Jones case. 1
- President Bill Clinton has ridden a strong Bull Market for quite awhile. Now the bull looks dead. It looks like a Bear Market approaching. This might be a good time for him to let his Vice President, Al Gore, to take over. 1
- President Bill Clinton has said he is concerned that the big oil companies are gouging the public. Clinton is riding in a taxpayer-driven vehicle called big government. The taxpayers are attached to the vehicle with large screws. (Talk about "gouging".) 1
- President Bill Clinton is a free trader. He is at a Global Horse Tradin' Event. Democrat Representative Dick Gephardt and his union power buddy are bring a dead horse (protectionism) for him to trade. Good luck with that. 1
- President Bill Clinton is in an uncomfortable position. His trick knee (NATO expansion) has placed Russian reformer Bois Yeltsin in a place where he must react to the U.S. crossing over their border line. 1
- President Bill Clinton is like Moses, leading his people to the Promised Land...Socialized Medicine. Along the way, his people see many people from Alberta, Canada moving toward America's Free Market Health Care system. 1
- President Bill Clinton is like a little boy, before the Senate Judiciary Committee. He washes his hands and thinks he is clean. 1
- President Bill Clinton is seen by Americans helping the Republican Congress fix the flat tire in their Medicare program. Now THAT looks Presidential. 1
- President Bill Clinton is using very sophisticated NATO missiles and air power to teach the Serbian people people they should not be so inhumane. Is blowing up unsuspecting people living half-way around the world humane? 1
- President Bill Clinton is working on his budget proposal for 1967. When you read the fine print, all the programs like Social Security, health care, education, defense, etc. point to helping him get reelected in 1996. 1
- President Bill Clinton likes to jog around the White House area. He's jogging a little faster now trying to keep ahead of the scandal involving Craig Livingston, the Labor Union mob and the White House drug users high on dope. 1
- President Bill Clinton now has two lap dogs. One is his real dog named, Buddie. The other one is the Chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff, General Shelton. Military readiness seems to be beyond his ability to act. Speak, General, Speak! 1
- President Bill Clinton observes an exodus of his cabinet members leaving the ship and wonders why they're really leaving. On the other side of the ship we understand. Special investigators are boarding the ship. 1
- President Bill Clinton plays a little prank on the GOP Senate. They are trying to defuse a ticking time bomb, the government's medicare program...which is going broke sometime. 1
- President Bill Clinton plays his race card in South Carolina. He uses Reverend Jesse Jackson's remarks act like a cutting edge which divides the democratic donkey, white and black voters in half. Some will vote for Hillary, some for President Obama. 1
- President Bill Clinton tells the media he can't understand why folks are reluctant to accept a few national standards on education. Maybe, if he looked out his window, he can see how a few standards can grow into monsters. 1
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