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- A Suicide prevention worker from the United Nations and President Jimmy Carter (the policeman) are on a ledge trying to prevent Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini from committing suicide while he holds American hostages. Why are THEY on the ledge? 1
- A monster peanut, $59 billion federal deficit, (It's peanuts now) has the most scary Halloween outfit. 1
- All three duelists, President Carter, independent candidate, John Anderson and GOP candidate, Ronald Reagan have fired their shots and are still standing. On the fence undecided voters concerned the might have to make up their own minds. The horror. 1
- As if he didn't have enough problems after the democratic convention, President Jimmy Carter has a hungry pelican, presidential independent candidate, John Anderson, eating his fish. 1
- As leaders of the U.S., Europe, Canada and Japan meet in Venice, Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev announces a pull-out strategy in Afghanistan. He stands ready to withdraw his sword slightly from Afghanistan man's back. Mr. Nice Guy. 1
- As the peace talks between Israel and Egypt are in the process, President Jimmy enters the room with a reminder. If they fail to reach an agreement, the threat of total war looms large. 1
- Basketball analogy 1
- Boxing Analogy 1
- Carter's hostage situation. Terrorism holds gun while Uncle Sam is yawning. 1
- Castle Knights prepare for battle. Presidential candidate, physically fit, Ronald Reagan is riding on an elephant. President Jimmy Carter with a huge, overweight, record belly is lifted on to worried donkey. 1
- Colorado Senator Bill Armstrong has replaced a pie graph with an arm and leg chart showing lean in President Jimmy Carter's budget. 1
- Colorado State legislators, Powers, Hefley, and Bob Stephenson think President Carter's 55 Mile and hour speed limit regulation is too slow. They would like to see 65 MPH again. 1
- Colorado delegation, Representative Pat Schroeder, Gary Hart and Bill Armstrong go crying to President Jimmy Carter about Weteye nerve gas storage in Denver. Gee, I wonder why the feds don't want them stored in Washington? 1
- Commander-in-chief, President Jimmy Carter summons help from world opinion dog catcher to deal with Iranian mad dog. Why not just shoot him (the Iranian dog, that is.)? 1
- Conservatives now have a new dart board target. It was President Jimmy Carter. Now it's Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini. 1
- Corruption, crime and lack of morales in Washington, D.C. under the weak leadership of President Carter seems to be at an all-time-high. It's like the days of Rome where the vast empire was about to fall. 1
- Cuban leader, Fidel Castro visits the UN. The Soviet Bear, labeled communist cuban presence, is climbing aboard President Jimmy Carter's row boat. It's not a bunny rabbit. 1
- Eagles are watching TV and drinking fish beer. They forget they used to fly. We're getting soft as a nation. President Jimmy Carter calls it malaise. I'd call it, process of decay. 1
- Environmentalists, unions, NEA, Gays, Feminists, trial lawyers and Democrats are measuring the drapes in President George H. W. Bush's White House office. 1
- Famous Primary Campaign Phrases 1
- Feminist and Representative, Bella Abzug and President Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy, are skating in the pairs competition in Jimmy's head. The pair of rebel rousers are giving the president a headache. He's worried about the coming election. 1
- Football analogy. President Jimmy Carter, the Federal government referee, takes sides in free enterprise game. He favors Chrysler in a bail out plan. The auto competitors had better not hit a game official or they will be punished. 1
- Football analogy 1
- Four panels showing Carter and Reagan debate. Panel 1. Both are against apartheid. Panel 2. Reagan has concerns about tribal war and loss of human rights. Panel 3. Silence. Panel 4. Carter is against apartheid. Here we go again. 1
- Fourth of July celebrations locally, usually include hot air balloons This seemed like a good time to remind folks how President Carter's promise to balance the budget was full of hot air. Inflation was skyrocketing. 1
- Government bureaucrats are switching blood flow back (again) from the taxpayer to Uncle Sam. It's a delicate balance with the revenue sharing policies of the Carter administration. 1
- Governors and Mayors have access to President Jimmy Carter's candy machine. It offers tax money for roads, housing, etc. for Jimmy Carter support. 1
- In December, 1979, none of 10 divisions in President Jimmy Carter's army is rated ready for combat. The Soviet Union could catch us with our pants down if we had to fight a war. 1
- Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini has President Jimmy Carter jumping through all kinds of hoops and looking ridiculous in his effort to get the U.S. embassy hostages back. The world is watching. 1
- Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini has cleaned out President Carter in the U.S. hostage game. Next he is going to have to play a tougher fella...President Ronald Reagan who looks a little like the John Wayne character in True Grit." Yikes! " 1
- Iran's Sadegh Ghotbzadeh, Cuba's Fidel Castro, China's leader, Deng Xiaoping, and Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe all like President Jimmy Carter the best. I wonder why? 1
- Iran's new leader and dictator, the Ayatollah Khomeini, receives a sweet valentine from President Jimmy Carter. The card he gets from Soviet leader, Leonid Brezhnev, is a little more threatening. 1
- Iranian leaders have the UN and President Jimmy Carter on a snipe hunt. They are trying to hunt a bird that doesn't exist. It still goes on today. 1
- It's getting harder and harder for President Jimmy Carter to stay on the fence in his policy toward Iran and communist nations. His balance pole is the U.S. oil policy. On which side will he fall...toward human rights or totalitarian rule? 1
- Little President Jimmy Carter believes he can put some scotch tape on the fridge and Big Labor and Big Business will stay out of it. Fat chance. 1
- Media coverage of the presidential candidate's wives is interesting but I doubt if men would be talking about presidential nominee wives in the coffee shop. 1
- Military secrets are being exposed to benefit the reelection bid of President Jimmy Carter. 1
- Monster Inflation prepares to join Carter-like jogger, President Bill Clinton. Happy days of big spending are back again. 1
- Movie analogy from "The Jerk" 1
- Mr. Dukakis is in a room with portraits of FDR and Truman. He's talking to Fritz, George, Jimmy...Don't call me here. Reagan tells him he's no Harry S. Truman. 1
- Old man war, as Santa, delivers a present to President Jimmy Carter's dream of a peace agreement between Israel and Egypt. The dove of peace gets a lump of coal. 1
- Old, old, old liberal senators, Lautenberg and Mondale run again in the Senate horse race. Many voters wonder what year this is. 1
- Olympic athletes try to get permission from daddy Carter to send them to the Soviet Union to participate in the games. They say, Come on, Dad, all the OTHER kids are going." Daddy Carter doesn't seem to understand pure logic. 1
- One-time U.S. Attorney General Ramsey Clark travels to Iran to try the United States for crimes against Iran. He is hoping to get the U.S. hostages back but he disgraces the flag with his illegal, loony conduct. 1
- Pane 1. U.S. Hostages remember Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from the days of their captivity in 1979...the days of President Jimmy Carter. Panel 2. Now Iranian captive women will see the same man as their President. 1
- Panel 1-11. Every president since President Truman to President George W. Bush has tried to get a peace settlement between the Jews and Arabs. (Part the Sea like Moses) Both Arab and Jew are starting to doubt if the U.S. can pull it off. 1
- Panel 1-2. In 1780, President George Washington controlled the hooded government eagle. In 1980 the unhooded government eagle controls President Jimmy Carter. Government bureaucracy rules. 1
- Panel 1-5. Enthusiasm for either candidate, President Jimmy Carter or Senator Ted Kennedy in Democratic circles does not appear to be great. 1
- Panel 1-5. Many candidates...Senator Al Gore, Dr. Howard Dean, Senator Bill Bradley, and Senator Harkin all stand a wave together while Lara Liberal claps. Big event, no audience. 1
- Panel 1-5. President Jimmy Carter seems to be a slow learner at the electrical box. He crossed some wires that got him into big trouble in Iran. Now he's thinking again, the same way, to learn another lesson in Nicaragua. 1
- Panel 1. President Carter kisses Brezhnev with Arms Summit. Panel 2. President Reagan tries to kiss Gorby. "Well... maybe... but first, would you mind using this pois... mouthwash?" Holding "no SDI" bottle. 1
- Panel 1. Homeland Security thought wrapping our houses with duct tape was a good idea. Panel 2. Actually, duct tape might be better used keeping President Jimmy Carter's and Bill Clinton's mouth shut. 1
- Panel 1. President Jimmy Carter addresses press about Camp David. Panel 2. Frontal shot shows he has replaced his face with Kennedy's face on domestic and energy policy. Election year politics, I suspect. 1
- Panel 1. President Jimmy Carter tells OPEC leaders he's taking our business elsewhere. Panel 2. Finds new oil people, Western States Coalition, looking a bit like mid-east people...which is organized to make a profit. 1
- Poker game analogy 1
- Pope John Paul II is visits the United States. He is much more popular than the President Jimmy Carter. It's the turtle and rabbit race all over again. Principles beat politics. 1
- President Carter has a new federal water policy which is running up against state and local interests. It's like trying to sail a big boat up a small stream...not a good idea. 1
- President Carter is anxious to get hostages back. We will not pay ransom but might consider a rental fee. 1
- President Carter wanted to take a fishing vacation, but the problems in Washington, D.C., (Middle East Peace talks, high gas prices and postal union worker strike), dragged him back. 1
- President Carter's State Department is treating Israel's leader, Menachem Begin like a child. He's not a child. Maybe he can make peace with Egypt at Camp David on his own. 1
- President George W. Bush is taking a hard line on Terrorism. (trying to drive a stake through the heart of Dracula) President Jimmy Carter wants to stop him. Perhaps he's trying to win the Nobel Peace Prize. 1
- President Jimmy Carter (dressed as Sylvester, the cat) is trying to tie up the big dog, Inflation, but the OPEC people in the middle east are waking up the big dog with a oil price increase. 1
- President Jimmy Carter WAS leading the nation, in his detente policy, toward living in peace with the Soviet Union. After they invaded Afghanistan, however, he seemed to change directions. The Soviets are a threat after all. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and Iran's president, Abulhassan Bani-sadr, are in a wimp race. Riding Carter is the U.S. Voter. Riding Banisadr is the Ayatollah Khomeini. Neither horse seem to have a choice to make their own decision. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and Senator Ted Kennedy are in foxhole with bullets flying around. Iranians need to hear this country is united, says peacenik Kennedy with bayonet at Carter's throat. I'd hate to be in a foxhole with Ted Kennedy. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and a General are reviewing the troops dressed as farm folks. Trade wars affect the whole nation, but many times it falls hardest on farmers. The U.S. is trying to get the Soviet military out of Afghanistan with a grain embargo. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and his balanced budget guide (wild game hunters) think they are bringing in a deer or an elk. What they have shot is a domestic cow, called "higher taxes". It's not going to help the economy. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and his buddies in the Federal government meet to make peace with Colorado Governor Dick Lamm. Carter approaches group with his energy treaty. Colorado natives (portrayed as Indians) are suspicious of being lied to again. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and presidential candidate, Ronald Reagan are relaxing on porch while their hunting dogs (the media) are going crazy. The dogs want to hunt issues but are held back by Iran and caucus commitments. 1
- President Jimmy Carter and the democrats find themselves in a economic mud hole with the modern ideas (automobile) getting bogged down in reality. The Republican ideas (free market work horses) are once again coming in to save the government. 1
- President Jimmy Carter as the economic forecaster does not have a good record. His predictions of sunny skies when it is actually raining, on station manager, (Uncle Sam) might get him fired. 1
- President Jimmy Carter blames his cabinet members for his own deeds. It's like a teacher is blaming her children for stealing her hat when actually she has been wearing it all the time. 1
- President Jimmy Carter calls Soviet dictator, Leonid Brezhnev, to see if the tank barrel coming through his window is really is a training maneuver. Soviets were scary back then. 1
- President Jimmy Carter celebrates in a car ride through a ticker-tape parade. The ticker-tape is not for him. Congress tore up his budget plan and it's raining down on him. 1
- President Jimmy Carter gets knocked out by his own (record) punching bag. Managers think he needs to work on defense. 1
- President Jimmy Carter gives speech about candidate Ronald Reagan's perilous arms race. Foreground shows Soviet Bear (Arms development) fast approaching. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has a tough task trying to get Egyptian leader, Anwar Sadat and Isreal's leader, Menachem Begin to sit down and make peace with one another. The sore spot seems to be the West Bank. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has all the advanced weapons at his disposal and it still doesn't outweigh Iran's hostage strategy. Amazing. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has found a clue in the case of the Inflated dollar 1
- President Jimmy Carter has had his problems driving the U.S. foreign policy but Rev. Jesse Jackson would be even worse. He THINKS he's driving, but he is not. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has misunderstood President Teddy Roosevelt's strong foreign policy statement. Carter thinks the U.S. should speak loudly about the Soviet's presence in Cuba but pull out of the Neutron bomb debate. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has smoking smog plan. In order to find favor with auto workers and the preferred Detroit voters he lights up a cigar for big business that pollutes the air in the Mountain States. 1
- President Jimmy Carter has the U.S. eagle in leg vice at United Nations. Uncle Sam thought tighten the screws would be directed at Iran for holding American embassy people hostage. 1
- President Jimmy Carter helps his cabinet people escape controversy. He runs the risk of sinking in the political quicksand in the next election. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is getting more people to join his happy Olympic boycott bandwagon. Soviet leader, Leonid Brezhnev is having trouble getting people to join him in his half-human, half-horse powered chariot. Ah! The thrill of victory. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is is not pleased with Senator Kennedy's interest in challenging him for president. He claims he's about to whip Kennedy's donkey. (ass?) 1
- President Jimmy Carter is looking to keep his job but he is handicapped with a brother who is clinging to his leg. Brother Billy Carter's ties to a terrorist regime in Libya is not helping President Carter keep his reelection dream alive. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is not happy in gondola at the Venice Summit. European, Canadian and Japanese leaders are having a great time seemingly unaware of the USSR shark swimming nearby. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is not the strongman, Sampson mentioned in the bible. Crictics are starting to laugh at his efforts to bring peace to the Middle East, to restructure civil service and to deal with the economy. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is pushing Israel's Begin to the peace table with Sadat. Begin sees Taiwan being carried off with U.S. knife in the back. Carter has Israel's back....right. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is showing China's leader Teng, who is visiting America, a picture of President George Washington, the father of our country. President Teng is thinking Karl Marx might be pictured there someday in the same frame. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is slow to respond to the hostage crisis in Iran. A well-armed Uncle Sam is sleeping while many vultures watch the Ayatollah vulture and wait to see if it's safe for them to pick at the seemingly dead body. It goes on to this day. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is taking off in his seventh economic program bi-plane..which is falling to pieces on the runway. Wreckage of previous planes are showing in background. Maybe he can get this one to fly. Right. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is telling the media the U.S. relationship with Israel is unshakeable. When you see the picture of the attractive, modern, PLO babe and the plain, old Israeli wife, Murna, it seems unlikely. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is threatening a veto on the Public Works bill. Big spenders in the western states see the need to control their appetites and bite-the-bullet, but they's prefer to have it served in a different manner. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is told by someone, who has found the answer to the inflation problem, to stop printing so much money. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is tossing taxpayer coal in boiler of speeding inflation train and telling U.S. business to stop the train by lowering prices. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is trying to cut through all the red tape to rescue lost Civil Service workers. Competent workers rejoice while incompetent workers are disappointed. 1
- President Jimmy Carter is welcoming his new Secretary of State, Ed Muskie aboard his already sunk, foreign policy ship. 1
- President Jimmy Carter keeps serving everyone waffles, whether they are U.S. allies or domestic policy customers. Everyone is getting fed up with his shifts and turns in his positions. 1
- President Jimmy Carter must have some kind of magic. He declares the monster crisis in the rose garden "manageable". As he walks away, the Soviet trooper, stationed in Cuba, calls himself "Acceptable". 1
- President Jimmy Carter plans to enter the SALT II missile agreement with the very dangerous Soviet Union. He thinks the Soviet bear is tame enough to expose our children to the large critter and is putting the U.S. guns away. 1
- President Jimmy Carter promises black lady with child he won't balance his budget on the backs of the poor. He's riding on the back of another little taxpayer. 1
- President Jimmy Carter rides on shoulders of Iowan voters while underneath the excitement of the primary election is boiling an international crisis. 1
- President Jimmy Carter seems to be helpless to respond to Iran's leader, Ayatollah Khomeini's aggressive behavior. They take hostages from the U.S. embassy. Next, he may hijack one of U.S. carriers. Help! 1
- President Jimmy Carter seems to point to wherever the wind blows. Who know what he stands for in the upcoming election? 1
- President Jimmy Carter sends his minions from his cabinet out (Muskie, Brown, Woodcock and Civiletti) to paint his political record for him. It's like Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer story where Tom gets his buddies to white wash the fence while he relaxes. 1
- President Jimmy Carter spends a lot of time hiding out in the White House Rose Garden. There are a lot of issues he should be facing in the Oval Office. He tends to spin the issues to sound positive instead of facing reality. 1
- President Jimmy Carter ties the U.S. eagle to a huge soviet bear with Salt II Treaty chain. The simple zoo worker gives the eagle advice 1
- President Jimmy Carter tries to hit a baseball with his 4th anti-inflation program bat. Inflation Dragon wins again. 1
- President Jimmy Carter tries to sound tough on Iran with threats to stop Iranians from coming to America. But Iranian immigration crows are not fooled by Carter's keep-the-pressure-on -Iran policy. The scare crow is not working. 1
- President Jimmy Carter wants Iranians out of their embassy by midnight. Again? (He has tried to be tough with them before. Maybe if we took them hostage?) 1
- President Jimmy Carter wants it both ways...and balanced budget and increased spending. Giddy-ap! 1
- President Jimmy Carter wants to build a new structure on sand called, The New Foundation. Meanwhile, voters see the ruins of the New Deal, New Frontier and Great Society rotting in the sand. 1
- President Jimmy Carter wants to make a deal with the devil who holds US hostages. As the election looms, the president is promising to unfreeze Iranian assets and resume normal commerce in exchange for the return of U.S. hostages. That's pretty low. 1
- President Jimmy Carter wants to make a tire deal in Mexico. Has no bargaining power. Inflation and OPEC prices are playing havoc with the U.S. economy. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's election tactic is to show a shadow puppet depicting Ronald Reagan as a scary warmonger. Hey, would the President lie to us? 1
- President Jimmy Carter's Secretary of State Ed Muskie is working aboard a lifeboat on the SS Carter ship. It doesn't inspire confidence among the troops, says Carter's National Security Advisor. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's Secretary of State, Cyrus Vance resigned. The president looks at Vance's shambled office, with all the foreign disasters he was involved in revealed and comments what a great job Vance had done. What a mess. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's White House claims to be able to verify Salt II but can't see Soviets camped out in their front yard. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's advertisement claims him to be a military man. His under-equipped military men think, "That's Incredible"! (A popular slogan on a TV show used "That's Incredible" to indicate astonishing behavior.) 1
- President Jimmy Carter's balanced budget idea (for political reelection purposes) could wind up hurting him. It's a dangerous thing to take the federal government security blanket from a spoiled, fat electorate. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's campaign train is moving across the country. He is standing on back of train tossing money to voters. The media thinks it might be a campaign trip, but he calls it a business trip so the taxpayer's will cover the cost. 1
- President Jimmy Carter's policies have placed a rain cloud over himself in the eyes of many Colorado voters. Senator Haskel doesn't want to get too close to him when Carter visited Golden, Colorado. 1
- President Jimmy Carter, Egypt's Anwar Sadat and Israel's Menachem Begin are on a camel called Mid-East Peace. A tiny straw falling from the sky labeled, Jerusalem just might be the straw that broke the camel's back. 1
- President Jimmy Carter, signing a SALT 2 agreement with the Soviet Union is like an old high school prank pulled on unsuspecting Americans..putting sugar in a salt shaker at the malt shop. 1
- President Jimmy Carter, the peanut farmer from Georgia, would like to see the Democrat donkey take him to the primary election field. The donkey seems to have his eyes set on taking him to the dump. 1
- President Jimmy Carter, turned into a drill sergeant when he gave a rousing speech designed to get the the nation out of the malaise he thinks we're in. We'd better shape up. 1
- President Jimmy Carter, who was beat-up pretty badly during the U.S. hostage crisis, gets to exit smiling while the hostage families carry him out on their shoulders. 1
- Presidential candidate Ronald Reagan's bed too hard. Candidate John Anderson's bed is too soft. The large Soviet bear finds President Jimmy Carter's little bed just right. 1
- Protesting parity farmer gets chased out of Washington, D.C. by all smile- no brains folks and Carter dogs. Another farmer asks "How'd it go in Washington, Zeke?" 1
- Santa's reindeers (taxpayers) are overburdened with Santa's (President Jimmy Carter's) handout programs. To them, it's more than a crisis of confidence. 1
- Senator Ted Kennedy whacks the health care spending donkey on the butt. President Jimmy Carter, trying to control the democrat donkey, has foot caught in stirrup and will be dragged through cactus. 1
- Soviet leader, Leonid Brezhnev challenges President Jimmy Carter to knock the Cuban tank from his shoulder. Jimmy prefers the status quo...a communist dictator in our back yard. 1
- Soviet military maneuvers around Poland are dangerous. Grave diggers see military lining up to attack. White House warns Soviets about playing their game of chicken with Poland's labor leaders. 1
- Strategic Air Command pilots don't see any combat aircraft there. B-1 hanger empty. The Stealth plane is yet to be developed. 1
- The Ayatollah Khomeini is tipping American hostage off a cliff toward war. President Jimmy Carter does nothing. 1
- The Colorado electorate is in a world of hurt. The Democrat donkey has a headache problem in that voters are divided on candidates Carter or Kennedy. The GOP elephant has U.S. senate-race foot problems. 1
- The League of Women Voters had a debate bowl. Candidates Ronald Reagan and John Anderson showed up as players. President Jimmy Carter appeared as Chicken Man. 1
- The League of Women Voters have a three-way televised debate. Candidates Ronald Reagan and independent John Anderson showed up. Not detected is Stealth candidate, President Jimmy Carter is a no-show. 1
- The Media focuses on Senator Ted Kennedy throwing everything but his hat in the ring. California's Right to life Jerry Brown and President Jimmy Carter can't seem to get their attention. 1
- The Media, focusing on small pictures of Rosalynn Carter posing with murderers Jim Jones and John Gacy are missing the bigger pictures of President Jimmy Carter posing with Communist murderers Brezhnev, Teng [Deng], and Nkomo [Zimbabwe]. 1
- The National Organization for Women, NOW, is leaving President Jimmy Carter. They prefer the more liberal Senator Ted Kennedy Carter, who is getting pounded by commies, Iran, Polls, Inflation, etc., is not paying enough attention to her needs. 1
- The Soviet entry into Afghanistan crushed the American Olympic runner headed for Moscow. President Jimmy Carter canceled the United States from participating in the Olympic games. 1
- The U.S. Senate is ready to haul their big tax bill up to the White House for President Carter's signature, but they forgot to add the proverbial kitchen sink. 1
- The race for president is about to begin. Challenger, Ronald Reagan, sits on the elephant. President Jimmy Carter rides on the donkey and John Anderson, with skates, is holding on to the donkey's tail. He will definitely take votes away from Carter. 1
- The so-called, oil shortage is causing havoc with the economy. Yet, if what the media and President Jimmy Carter say is really true, that there is a limited supply of oil, people pleading poverty when driving a huge vehicle rings hollow. 1
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- Two panels showing famous photos of U.S. Presidents greeting Russian leaders. Panel 1. Boris Yeltsin greets the Bush family at White House. RIGHT. Panel 2. President Carter kisses Brezhnev on the cheek. WRONG. 1
- Two slaves carry inflation and unemployment bales of cotton on their back. President Jimmy Carter wants to slow inflation by keeping government spending high and wants to help employment numbers by giving us a tax break. Which is it? 1
- U.S. Arms dealer, with boat load of weapons, visits Iran only to find Ayatollah Khomeini in charge. Shah doesn't live there anymore, thanks to President Jimmy Carter's foreign policies. 1
- Unlike President George Washington, President Jimmy Carter CAN tell a lie. He blames OPEC for cutting down U.S. (economy) cherry tree while HE holds the spending ax. Inflation fell the tree. 1
- We're lost. President Jimmy Carter is showing us the way to peace and finds he has been walking in a circle. We're back to the 1950 cold war marker. 1
- While pirate captains President Jimmy Carter and Senator Ted Kennedy fight over the buried treasure (Democratic nomination) California's Right to life Jerry Brown is happy to wait his turn and pick off the wounded survivor. 1
- White House aid receives request to President Jimmy Carter from Colorado Springs. If he can get Israel and Egypt together maybe he can get Colorado Springs City Council and El Paso County Commissioners to agree on the Union Boulevard extension. 1
- White knight, President Jimmy Carter, is riding a recession horse to attack the inflation dragon. Uh oh. He's just made the dragon mad. 1
- With the return of the Ayatollah Khomeini to power, so comes very brutal Sharia law and LOTS of executions of the infidel. Nice going, President Jimmy Carter and the U.S. State Dept. 1
- Wizard Carter declares Crisis demon in rose garden as "Manageable". Soviet troops in Cuba declare same demon as "acceptable". 1
- Wizard of Oz image. Defense Secretary Brown, State Department Sec. Vance and President Jimmy Carter skip to the United Nations hoping they will solve their problems. Dorothy (that's us) is rolling her eyes saying "We certainly are." (Off, that is.) 1
- Workers at Madison Square Garden are getting ready to remove a boxing ring in preparing for the Democratic convention. Maybe they should leave it there for another big fight between President Jimmy Carter and Senator Ted Kennedy. 1
- Workmen are hanging a new portrait in the Hall of Presidents. There is Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Carter again....(Bill Clinton's presidency looks a lot like the peanut farmer's presidency.) 1
- the National Teachers' Association likes President Jimmy Carter and punishes presidential candidate Ronald Reagan. The politician who offers the least taxpayer dollars to union teachers gets punished. Not right. 1
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